Bastardly Lady of the Day – Kathleen

Kathleen writes:

I should be the Bastardly Lady of the Day because I am a faithful reader,
down to earth, sarcastic, witty, fun…the list goes on.

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?

I would have to say Debra Messing…she’s funny, smart, and hot…great combo.

Do you like your boobs?
I love my boobs…at least they don’t feel like fucking plastic.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Well that’s a lot of money…maybe if the old man was hot and didn’t have wrinkly balls…

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Yea some celeb I don’t even know, I think they just made up a random name and said it was a celeb hoping that it’d work…but it didn’t.

What makes you Bastardly?
I’m Bastardly cuz I am a college student that loves to have fun and party… plus I always read The Bastardly, love classic rock, and I enjoy to watch a good old fashion cat fight or see a nipple slip…always fun.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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Chiara
Chiara

first of all, she got a very scary face - i would die, if i would look like that. She´s a lil too white also, and i don´t know about her chubby armpits.....*eeeewwww*

mel
mel

@ KAT: #42, i felt sorry for calling you pudgy... but after seeing your cat fight, i do not

Seriously, you post your pics on the bastardly and expect us not to be bastards? and defend yourself when we are?

and yes, I am in perfect shape and am proud of it, but dont ask for reassurance from bastards on the internet!

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Kat don't feel bad, if you take your top off I'll still rub one out to you.

Chocolate
Chocolate

Kat, the first "end" would've been better babe,don't take all this so personally...take it as an opportunity for learning how NOT to take yourself too seriously

LMAO, Scooter,love your post :)

BlastBottom
BlastBottom

Damn, I wish I was here for this earlier today. It just so happens I was cleaning my room all day (no I'm not poking fun, just a coinsidence). This is the BASTARDLY after all. Anyone who wants to post pics of them selves is free to do so. Like wise for anyone who wants to comment on what they see. Seems like the popular response is negative. Don't take it personally. Just like Jason Lee said in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: "That's what the internet is for, slandering others anonymously..." My personal opinion...inconclusive. The room is a bit nasty wich reflects on you. It also looks like you're triing too hard in a couple of your poses. Try again after you detox.

Scooter
Scooter

This is disturbing.

I blame your parents. They should have taught you that:

1) drinking and posting is bad

2) drinking and getting your picture taken while wasted is bad

3) posting your pics to a site called "bastardly" is going to elicit some heavy scrutiny

4) getting emotional over what others think about you is petty

5) life ain't fair

Hopefully you'll be a better parent.

Scooter

megan
megan

Just reading this blog while at work, one of many to help the day go by! :) Kat, if you read this, don't let people you don't even know make you feel badly about yourself. There are people in this world that put others down to feel better about themselves and it is apparent that is happening now. There is absolutely nothing wrong with you, other than (in my opinion) a lapse in judgment about posting these pictures in the first place. I have read enough comments on blogs to know that no matter how beautiful the girl is, there are going to be people tearing her to shreds. Anyhoo, gotta get back to work...have a good day!

Kat
Kat

now that i am almost not the lady of the day...the end cunts. think what you want.

Kat
Kat

cunt.

Kat
Kat

whatever you wish to think.

lol
lol

#67 - i so agree

gloria
gloria

Kat... I didn't chose to send in the worst pictures I had, ur an idiot.. U send in ur pics expectin to get compliments like any other female usually does in real life... but u look like shit...! And whether I look good or bad.. It wouldn't matter cause I'm not asking to be the BLOTD... u did.. So take it u filthy whore...! Now go and eat some ice cream and keep coming back to read what other people think about you...!!!

Kat
Kat

the kat fight left. i gave up on gloria's ass realizing that she would never post her pictures on here for fear of being torn down such as i was. and donkeycock...i applaud your idea...but how the hell do you think that people get self confidence? if others are criticizing you don't you think that the way that you look at yourself would be a tad different? in any case I was defending myself which is what any woman would have done in a situation such as this.

gloria
gloria

Hermanita..!

...thanx...!!

Senali
Senali

Thanks for getting me in trouble at work today Buck,Angel, and Spryte. lol I laughed so hard at this shit! Everyone was staring at me and thought I was delusional. They then thought I was looking at porn and took the computer away from me..Thanks alot Kathleen. Grrr

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

What happened to the cat fight??????

DonkeyCock
DonkeyCock

"...that was not what i should have done considering you absolutly crushed my self confidence."

As Katt Williams would say, Isn't self confidence....SELF....CONFIDENCE....

Nobody can crush your Self Confidence cunt...only you can control that...

angelfood
angelfood

hey bankroll...all in fun...glad we could make your marketing class more "bearable"...hey...maybe you got some tips for these BLOD's so they can better "market" themselves? ;>

jenny
jenny

At the risk of ruining teenage girls' self confidence everywhere: Ew. First off, the myspace picture angle thing. Its not cool to take pictures of yourself where its obvious you're extending your arm. I mean, it's called a self timer. Second, you are not fat, but your body has obviously not fully matured yet- its just baby fat. Third, please work out more. Fourth, get a better fashion sense. (I think the necklace in the last pic is hideous) Fifth, I think there's a possibility that you're just one of those people that don't photograph amazingly and in person you probably look normal.

hermanita
hermanita

HAHA gloria (#68)...funny!!

BLOTDs are always funny.

hermanita
hermanita

She is not very pretty. She really hasn't got the body for what she's wearing. And awful slutty attitude. Love the eye color, tough, but that's about it.

And, dear Bitch of the Day, some women, like me, wouldn't "advertise their stuff" here because...

I...

1->have self-respect

2->am not a hoe like most of these BLOTDs are (if not all)

and

3->don't feel the need for some people online (that I don't even know) to tell me if I'm beautiful or not. I can get that from random guys on the street anyway.

I'm just saying, in most cases, it's really not a self-assured of it's beauty person that posts, it actually takes a LACK of self-confidence to want to be reassured like that or to say "oh God I'm so hot" to yourself and everyone else (in some other cases of BLOTDs). -_-

gloria
gloria

A challange I said okay ... just let find some pictures where I have a fatass ugly friend and where I gain some 20 more pounds and deep throat my bottle...!...!!

BankRoll
BankRoll

ROLF!, I'm in the middle of my Marketing class, and I have to say that reading all this shit is fucking priceless!

Kat
Kat

Bitch...why don't you think about taking your own advice.

Bitch
Bitch

Tip: Just because it 'fits' doesn't mean you should wear it.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Kat fight , take your shirts off & oil up girls. pftt pftt

Nigcunt
Nigcunt

At least she look better than her fatass friend

Kat
Kat

oh yea...i was really deep throating the bottle...its called chugging, second off i would love to see what you look like, really, please do show us. that's a challenge.

gloria
gloria

Yes I will post some pics of me drunk showing my ass and try to deep throat a smirnoff bottle

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Kat
Kat

Emotional? Well I must say hearing all the comments did hit me a bit hard. but you still have not answered gloria...why don't you put your ass up here and see how you do? As for the rest of you. you are all correct, I understand that putting my drunken pictures up here was not the best decision. but it is all good.

ninja
ninja

although you have a diaper-ass. you are cute, from a distance. almost a nip slip in pic #1.

angelfood
angelfood

rajat...maybe you better have that glass of proverbal wine...have a good day, sweekcheeks...it really isn't all that important...ya know??? =o}

rajat
rajat

A-food,

I thought you just had a wine and were chilling out...Your comments show you as a really angry, immature woman who has never really learnt to let go! imagine hounding someone for somethin they posted over the weekend.

And have you even noticed that your fine fellow posters dont give a shit about what you are whining?

angelfood
angelfood

rajat...none of your beezwax...and who are you to say...? I wasn't whining I was stating facts...bringing to my fine fellow posters attention some bullshit...so...you just go ahead and ignore my posts that don't concern you...k? I mean...if it irrates you that much...lose it right?

Actully more than anything...it is so fun to get Mel's shit all in "a flutter"...mel-anoma brings it on IT's self...so butt out...none of your beezwax! And to think...I agreed with your post...ya just never know who is gonna be full of shit next...geez....maybe it will be, is me! Who really gives a fuck? Figure it out shit-for-brains!

rajat
rajat

A-food,

whatever ur "retort" and whatever mel "let loose on you" and whatever shit you both started....DROP IT! Seriously, whining to lilyspryte and buck nasty.... GOSH!

angelfood
angelfood

oh buck...you are so mean! :| ya know...why do people think I take this shit so seriously...I must write to kill or something! Then again, I have definitely been accused of being very intense and did not deny it... ;>

Well, kat...I agree with rajat...why you wanna post yourself at your worst/drunk when you really want an opinion? I say...are you brave enough to post again? :} Post some of your good pics...show some good bod for the guys and work on the answers a bit...you do have gorgeous eyes...I find if girls post their partying pics that have them doing a suggestive pose with a bottle stuck in their mouth...it tends to draw "cheap, immature, ho, slutty remarks...I would shoot any friend that took a pic of me downing vodka! ;/ Think..."cameras are not my friends at drunk parties"

kitkit
kitkit

hey kat , our very brave lady of the day, just wanted to say that appearance wise I think u look fine, pretty even, that said I dont find the fact that you are clearly drunk in all of the photos to be appealling... so I think you are being judged on the personna you are projecting and not your actual physical appearance...so keep your self confidence k?

:)

Tjack
Tjack

She ain't that bad looking..maybe if she combed her hair and dressed better. she'd be even cutter. gorgeous eyes though...and she reminds of that caroline trenitni chick everyone was bitchin about a week ago.. for some reason.

Danny
Danny

Yea I don't mind the dirty room. hell mines is too..but she just makes me itchy all over. somebody give me some cream.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

AF that was not for you that was for Kat.

Danny
Danny

Looks like fish..smells like fish.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Don't be self conscious, get out there & suck a little cock,it builds character.

angelfood
angelfood

Lily...I mentioned in my "retort" to mel that some of us commented about "stuff" during the posts and she let loose on me and told me about getting a life...I just figured since she decided to talk shit...I would just bring her shit on over here! I mean...why not...so we talk about pregnancies and shit like that...what fucking business is it of hers anyway?

mel...you didn't hit a nerve...it takes a hellva lot more to do that...but if you are gonna start shit you have to expect to drag over to ever little petty post you make! I think YOU have the inferiority complex...this is a very small part of my day...but when I get pounced by an ass like you...I tend to like to answer back in kind...

Bucky poo...I will take your advice - whether for me or not...nice deep breath...glass of wine and chill out....it is too pretty a fall day for shit like mel-anoma's! Perfect nickname...a cancer or growth...mel-anoma! lalalahahahahaha

rajat
rajat

@ BLOTD

If you really had brains, you would not have posted your photos... now that you have, you will probably spend the next few weeks reading and re reading all the posts and crying your heart out wondering if you are that bad... and probably spend the money you earn on therapy!

All the comments here are b/c of your attitude, not a bit b/c of how you look

and if you were really really curious about how you looked and posting your photos in some forum would be the only way to answer your question, then you could atleast have posted some *sober* photos, not ones that scream "trash"

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Kat, good response but you put your ass out there on display.

gloria
gloria

Awww u poor girl gettin a bit emotional!?

Kat
Kat

and p.s. learn to fucking spell. as for the rest of you...i realize that i set myself up for this but sometimes a girl becomes curious as to what others think of her, and i figured hey...why the hell not? obviously that was not what i should have done considering you absolutly crushed my self confidence.of course i do not blame you for judging me. but for the record A. i'm a college girl that pays for all of my shit, no money from the rents...i have to support myself. B. that night i was very drunk and yes our room was a mess but who the fuck cares about a fucking room that you don't even have to see in your whole fucking life and C. I do not go to the fucking ice cream shop all fucking day, i am working out and i realize that i'm not skinny but i do not believe that i am fat in the least bit, in fact i do not believe that any of you probably even have the right to judge ME about being a "fatass"...I mean come on...how many of you are actually in perfect shape? If you are then congrats. but if not then why not give me a little slack. anyways...wonderful, can't wait to see what kind of comments the next lady of the day will get.

Kat
Kat

yea i wasn't the bitch of the day. this is the lady in the pics ooooo. i didnt know i looked that bad...but thanks:) its ok i can take it. anyways Gloria I would like to see you have the balls enough to put up some fucking pictures of yourself. i know i dont look amazing and apparently you all think i look fugly but its ok cuz im still happy that i had the balls enough to post that shit. the end.

specialk
specialk

i think this girl is in serious need of a makeover. and a reality check. while she is not ugly, she is far from what most circles consider "hot" and i think that's a problem a lot of girls have. there are chicks who were put on this planet to be smart, chicks who were put on this planet to be hot, and chicks on this planet to do absofuckinglutely nothing. my advice is for this chick to cut back on the twinkies, straighten her hair, and start studying.