Bastardly Breaking News! Mischa Barton’s dog tries to escape!

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 10

Mischa’s dog’s choice were to either endure more ridicule for having an owner that has a sense of style that I guess we’re just not ready for yet.. or to end it all right now and just kill himself. Unfortunately Mischa quickly acted.

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JoeB
JoeB

I'd love to be her dog. I'd lick her all over.

tuxman
tuxman

LOL!! But recently voted " Most Fashionable " by some magazine!! Funny! Well don't know what kind it is, but it looks cute. N the dog in the 2nd pic is like, " get me some of that ass!! "

supergrass
supergrass

this chick is by far the worst dressed actress in hollywood

Big Papi
Big Papi

If I was that dog, I'd bury my nose in her snatch.

TinMan
TinMan

Q: What do you call an intelligent blonde?

A: A golden retriever

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

DonkeyCock
DonkeyCock

who's who in this pic...it's hard to tell...

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

I'd try to escape too, she's probably trying to turn this dog into a zombie head like her.

Wiseman
Wiseman

Throw the smelly dog out of the window. Throw the other overrated bitch out aswell.