I was a huge fan of that show, but I’m pretty sure that I’m not gonna blow 12 bucks watching it in the theatres. I bet there will be some losers who’ll dress up as the turtles (a la Star Wars) and show up @ the opening (set for 2007 release).
Anyway, enough about Ninja Turtles. Here are some of our favorite quotes from our friends in The Bastardly Gossip Network. The first one’s a real shocker.
Anna Nicole Smith’s longtime shady lawyer, Howard K. Stern, went on Larry King this evening and revealed he is the true father of her baby.
The one where she’s an attention whore. The one where she has to go to London because America hates her. The one where she dances around on stage with another blonde tranny in front of a big sparkly curtain and calls it art.
- Todd @ IDLYITW talking about Ass doing theatre work in London
That is, Lindsay is trying to make both her ex-boyfriend, Harry Morton, and her arch-nemesis, Paris Hilton, jealous by getting “bizzay” with Stavros Niarchos, Paris’ ex.
Some of the â€œsymptoms of intoxicationâ€ probably included Paris falling out of the car, taking her clothes off and trying give the arresting officer a blowjob in some kind of Pavlovian response to the dash mounted police camera.
This has to be one of weirdest casting rumours I’ve ever heard: Katie Holmes is set to play Victoria Beckham in a movie based on David Beckhams’ life. First off, who wants to see a bio pic on Beckham? And second of allâ€¦ Katie Holmes?