Monthly Archives: October 2006

Diane Neal & Friends – This Evening’s Bastardly Lesbian Sex Fantasy

And the Wiki says…

Diane Neal (born November 17, 1975 in Alexandria, Virginia) is an American actress widely known for her role as ADA Casey Novak on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. She also appeared in the Season Three episode “Ridicule” as female rapist, Amelia Chase, before joining the main cast as their ADA.

Neal’s family moved to Colorado when she was young. She attended college as a pre-medical major but dropped out to pursue a modeling career. Neal studied archaeology in Israel and Egypt. She was also a competitive ice skater at one point. Neal is the youngest of three sisters and has been married to Marcus Fitzgerald since July 9, 2005. [Wiki]

– Jessica Simpson Lacks Hotness Consistency [HollywoodTuna]
– Skeletor and his Bride [Dlisted]
– Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Man [Drunken Stepfather]

– This year’s best Halloween costumes! [CityRag]
– Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler Make Nice [Yeeeah!]
– Celebrity Halloween Costume Contest: 1st Annual [Fatback and Collards]
– Movie Star Showdown: Anne Hathaway vs. Kate Bosworth [Horny Oyster]

– Diddy And Danity Kane Performing On NBC [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Lucy Liu Goes Nude. European Style. [Popoholic]
– Casino Royale trailer and movie stills [Cele|bitchy]

– Kate Bosworth is Shopping for… Food? [Egotastic]
– Katie Holmes is Making Friends [IDLYITW]
– Take the Halloween Quiz! [College Humor]

– And today’s hottie is… [UseMyComputer]
– Ashton’s trying to act like a grownup [Celebslam]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Happy Bastardly Halloween Everyone!!! Playboy’s Tiffany Lang in Boobilicious Body Paint Needs to be Licked!

Many more Bastardly Costumes below! If you’re scheduled to wear a really slutty costume, please remember to send the photos to The Bastardly Photo Department. We will post the photos & have people vote on them. The winner gets a special prize!! Ow!!

Lindsay Lohan & Her Slutty Halloween Costume
Nude Heidi Klum Models Her Painted-on Halloween Costume. Yummy!
Playboy’s Michelle Johnson in her Body Paint Halloween Costume
Playboy’s Girls Next Door Model Slutty Halloween Costumes! Yay!
The Bastardly Remembers…Kelli Peters @ October 2005 Playboy Magazine Party
Slutty Socialite Prostitute Paris Hilton & Her Halloween Costume
Scarlett Johansson’s Halloween Costume is Sexary!

Bastardly Hasbeen Camera? Kate Winslet @ Little Children Premiere

From the Wikipedia:

Katherine Elizabeth Winslet (born October 5, 1975) is a BAFTA Award-winning English actress. She is noted for having played a wide range of diverse characters over her career. Though her best known role may be that of Rose DeWitt Bukater in the highest-grossing film of all time, Titanic (1997), she was also highly regarded for her first role as Juliet Hulme in Heavenly Creatures (1994).

Although Winslet has not won an Academy Award, she has been highly favoured by the Academy, and holds two records in that area: the youngest person to receive two Oscar nominations, and the most Oscar nominations of any actor before the age of 30 (having received a total of four nominations by that age). In addition, there have been only two occasions where two actors playing the same character have both been nominated for an Oscar; Winslet was a nominee in both instances.

Bastardly Lady of the Day – Laura

Laura writes:

Hi I’m Laura, don’t really know what to say. Aren’t you HAPPY it’s not a blonde bimbo with fake ZZ’s and a ridiculously exaggerated tan with pouty ass lips?..huh? cuz I sure am…(happy, that is)

PS: that is NOT my daughter!!!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?

I wouldn’t go lesbian for anyone, really, but Jessica Alba, I have to admit, is hot. She’s very good looking…ooh. and Giselle… Heidi Klum…..Well, the fact of the matter is that there are a whole bunch of female celebrities that are beautiful.. There are too many. (sorry for the long answer)

Do you like your boobs?

They could be a little smaller, but I guess they’re alright.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Ew, no. That’s disgusting, my grandpa is 89! I’d rather spend the day eating cow nuts than have to go through that shit.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?

Not that I recall… and not that it would work, anyway.

What makes you Bastardly?

1) The fact that I say so and 2) The fact that I have NO idea what the FUCK bastardly means. Care to define it for me?

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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