Bastardly Breaking News! Mischa Barton Injured After Rough Sex Accident

Only one Bastardly Question remains: How the hell is Mischa going to unbotton her skirt-thing w/ that injured hand?

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Goliano
Goliano

This babe is as British as they come.

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Glamour Diva
Glamour Diva

Poor...poor Mischa. That is a very unfortunate outfit. Sigh.

Holy Candy
Holy Candy

When her character died on The O.C., so did her fashion sense! Good God.

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mischa
mischa

she looks pretty but gawd for the nth time..what was she thinking?????

MKDC
MKDC

what the hell is mischa barton's deal with fashion? she hasn't looked good in a year.

swoop
swoop

The sex position for all those injuries: the Tutty Fruity Hooty Double Axle Lutz with a Toe Twist and Fist in the Rear Salchow. It's hard to do. I achieved it once, but not without complications-- the doctors said I almost suffocated with my head completely up the ass. Ha!

jj
jj

what an atrocious ghastly outfit..she's forever dressing in garbage she unearths on the discount rack at a local consignment store,...who dresses this bitch?

ugh whatever..just another overhyped no talent has-been

HCPolitico
HCPolitico

She sprained the hand hanging onto the headboard as she got slammed hard on the dog side... her elbow got scraped up the when she fell off the bed and took it like a spider monkey style.

Roxy
Roxy

Grossness!

What is up with that skirt? It looks like something inspired by Mickey Mouse.

The poof Morehamhead fucked Allah
The poof Morehamhead fucked Allah

Hey Buck Nasty, I can read u like a book u r so simple 2 understand. u r so scared ppl like me r really in the world. so u wanna tink i am a lil boy now??? llil while ago u tink i was a child molester now u tink i a child??? hahaha u neva meet pedophile necrophile etc??? i wood love 2 come 2 ur home an show u my.big black cock. i hope u got a lil sister or broter abut 9 or 10 yrs old. they r so cute soft yung skin an supa tight. it turn me one so fucking hard to think about a sobbing wide eyed innocent being raped and forced to suck a big black nasty dick. id pull out her cute lil teeth an make her gum me giv a nice bloody blowjob. i wanna feel her warm spit and blood runnin and drippin down my big niggerr cock hahaha. then then i take her soft innocent pussy and asshole. i fuck her so hard it b so exciting!!!! my big black dick rip her up inside and i can listen to her screamin and cryin wile she give her sweet innocent 2 me. when i finish if she is alive i rape her again. if she is dead i move onto ur mom. i bet she's nice and soft 2 huh??? let ur daddy watch and scream and cry cuz that turns me on. i havent had a woman 4 so long. i so fcuking lonely.

john
john

looks like she stole that dress from minnie mouse

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

I'm sur it had something to do with a very large dildo & a picture of Moe.Rug rash.What does the dumb bitches t-shirt say.Drop knowledge not bombs. How about drop your pants not bombs.