Lady Victoria & Isabella Hervey Have Bastardly Lesbian Sex to Promote Mud Run

Yes, they’re sisters (just found that out. Damn it). And yes, it would be sick if you knew they were sisters, but most people (i.e. in the USA) would just see two blonde chicks doing a bathtub lesbo scene. I say, “GAME ONNNN!!!”

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12 comments
Debbie
Debbie

#4 - Only BigPapi gets to say "i’d pee in their butts"..... sorry dude... get a life

swoop
swoop

"Color me unimpressed. I can see similar looking girls waiting in line at the post office. "

You mean you see similar gals at the local homeless shelter talking to their imaginary friend momo the pretty ballerina.

Firepenis
Firepenis

Someone wash them already!!! - they are nasty.

JonYo
JonYo

Color me unimpressed. I can see similar looking girls waiting in line at the post office.

DonkeyCock
DonkeyCock

the shorter blonde will be a sex slave to some Saudi's some day...she's got potential...

MKDC
MKDC

dirrrty, sexy royalty. awesome.

john
john

is it butt mud?

Wiseman
Wiseman

Yes yes yes..............You can see age is taking a toll on Lady Victoria, but Isabella Hervey looks nice and fresh.