Samaire Armstrong does Michelle Trachtenberg – Late-Afternoon Bastardly Lesbian Sex Fantasy

Rumor has it that both ladies had amazing lesbian sex following Rodeo Drive Walk of Style Awards in LA.

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11 comments
VITO
VITO

LOL SWOOP!!!!

JUST MY OPINION, I DONT LIKE EITHER GIRL. THEY JUST DONT DO IT FOR ME. NOW XTINA AND LIMA?! BRING. IT. ON!!!!!

Slick Rick
Slick Rick

well,well i see ole "dawnie" from buffy has arrived, huh...SCHWING...very cute, pretty eyes too,but i hope i don't have to issue an early cankles alert...better enjoy that right now then...samaire, please go back to looking like you did when you first hit the OC..that sharp cut you had then was so YOU...went nice w/that certain sexy snagglepuss thing you got going on

jenny
jenny

michelle looks pretty in photographs but i think if you saw her in real life she's one of those people that you would be blown away by

Aja
Aja

This Samaire woman is at least 45, right?

Big Papi
Big Papi

I'd slap Samaire on the old peg, while I chomp on Michelle's slice.

500WPD
500WPD

2 for 1 deal? DONE.

damnable
damnable

michelle has heavy legs. she'll be a cow by age 40.

that's not to say she can't be done in the meantime.

swoop
swoop

Reminds me of the good old dot-com days when I was 720lbs, balding, with greasy fat folds under my arm pits and pockets full of Worldcom stock. Pretend lesbo skanks like these two would be all over my rich stock options ass, pouring gravy down their red nasty holes as lube as they played slip and slid on my hairy man tits.

caitie harmful
caitie harmful

Samaire is such a stuck up, wannabe tough girl.

Ugh.