Another “Damn You, Len Wiseman For Owning the Kate Beckinsale Sex Pass” Post

These two were caught smooching for the cameras @ the Spike TV’s Scream Awards 2006. Judging by their level of comfort, I’m pretty sure Len & Kate have an extensive library of sex tapes hidden away @ home & just aching to be released on the net.

On that juicy note, here are more photos of bastard Len Wiseman & his prize sex toy.

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love kate too much
love kate too much

what is it that he's got that i don't? huh?

the only answer to this is : he's got Kate . damnnnnn!

Mohommad
Mohommad

man i wan to kill this guy and have some nice sex with KATE BECKINSALE .if he will come in front of me i swear i will kill him

WendyKay
WendyKay

Fat legs? She's tiny.

Not amazingly beautiful, but she's quite pretty.

What up
What up

plain ass whore with fat legs ewwwwwwwwwww

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

she is hot. len wiseman is one lucky mediocre film director

verbal
verbal

poows, do you talk to yourselves often? what do you guys talk about?

blue lace
blue lace

like the ponytail...um...the dress?? the dress????? wtf? ew

Slick Rick
Slick Rick

kate's no stunner but no harm, no foul in bagging that for awhile...still call her liz hurley jr. & that's not a bad thing...gotta give it to a british chick who has good orthodontia just 'cause it's so rare

Big Papi
Big Papi

...does that Triple Play Sampler come with hot wings and cheese sticks? Just curious, I feel like playing hooky and going out for beers instead....

swoop
swoop

Shut the fuck up poows. No one wants to talk to you.

Arika
Arika

I think she's smokin hot

poows
poows

Forgive me, I just have to ask. Are Wiseman and Buck Nasty the same person with multiple personalities? They seem so connected in some way. Opposite personalities attracting like two freight trains destined for a 60 car disaster.

I have a few personalities myself. But the drugs seem to be working. My imaginary friend Moe no longer talks to me. I feel much better now.

HC
HC

nice legs

fatback
fatback

Weisman is a fucking slob. I like how she's dressed to the nine's at the premier and he looks like he's ready to sit down for the Triple Play Sampler at Chili's. It's a fucking sin that he's banging her.

Big Papi
Big Papi

She's nothing great. I'd piss in her ass I guess, but not one of those "gotta have" chicks.

Pepper
Pepper

I can't look at her since she frosted her black hair =- around the time she found the love of this guy. I don't care about them even though I still click on her photos to see if she reverts to former excellent style but I'm amused at how she always seems so grateful at how loving/attentive/whatever this guy is and it makes me wonder what the hell was wrong with her old bf whom she lived with for so long and had a baby with - Lucien from Underworld. Underworld is a cheap fake piece of movie making but it is better than Brett Ratner crap. Both those guys pretty much represent the crapness of Hollywood moviemaking these days. They grew up on comics and action movies that they now copy but neither of them CREATES. And notice how NOW when she isn't as prettybut has gone American that she is getting so much press and blogging about gorgeous. She must have a publicist putting this stuff out there. She was way better looking even in Pearl Harbor but now she appears so pedestrian even though I'm sure she is beautiful in real life - I just don't see any style anymore. She was pretty for a long time and nobody gave a shit. Rachel Ashwell is intensely pretty now but she never gets this much print and she reminds me of when Kate Beckinsale and Michelle Pfeiffer were young and getting lead roles but weren't really intensely praised for just EXISTING. Look at Kirsten Dunst and Cameron Diaz preJustin = they get press - WHY? And I don't get why Rachel Bilson is getting so much blogging attention lately - there has to be a money reason behind it not because she is so gloriously cute. There are a lot of celebrities TO ME who look like the reveal shots in Devil's Advocate when the law firm people's faces change. They all look psycho and probably are taking drugs (LINDSAY LOHAN!) They just look like useless people and not prettier than ordinary pretty people in America and worse, their faces look like there is something wrong underneath. It can't all be the fault of bad plastic surgery.

TheDude
TheDude

I'd take the cigarette and place it on her poodle ass while I'm pounding her from behind. woohoo

caitie harmful
caitie harmful

Oh, c'mon Kate....you could have at least put some effort into the outfit!

verbal
verbal

whatever happened to that really bad boob job she had?

G-Word
G-Word

She must reek of cigarette smoke.

harri
harri

i think she looks like a poodle, and like she'd be really arrogant but at the same time annoyingly wimpy. does that work? lol.

TheDude
TheDude

Nothing special hell. that chic's smokin hot.

500WPD
500WPD

True, it would take some doing to eradicate the stink/essence of Len off of Katie... but once that's complete: GIDDY UP. holy crap she looks good in these photos.

Wiseman
Wiseman

Its used meat. Nothing special.

swoop
swoop

she's always been a 7 out of 10 in my book. vampire look makes my dingy go dingy.