As most of you know, the Bastardly’s 2006 Sexiest Women list was done earlier this year1.
Enter: The Bastardly Top 5 Ugliest Women 2006
Yes, my friends. Over the last couple years, members of the Bastardly Community have become experts in separating the uglies from the hotties, so this will be a fairly comprehensive review of the ugliest famous women around the globe.
Here’s my Top 5 Ugly List…
1. Amanda Lepore
2. Lil’ Kim
3. Serena Williams
4. Sandra Oh
5. Kimberly Stewart
My Comments: Ok, this list was much harder to create than I had previously assumed b/c, sadly, I know a lot of ugly people who should be #1. Fuck. I mean, when you add Kirsten Dunst, Lisa Rinna, Haylie Duff, Tori Spelling, Venus Williams, Fergie, Joan Rivers, Nicky Hilton, Anna Paquin, Tara Lipinski, and Pink to my list, it totals to way more than 10, but they’re all on my top 10, God damn it!!
The Ugly Rules:
Only Ugly Lists of exactly 5 will be accepted.
* Ugly Lists of less than 5 ugly women will be disqualified.
* Ugly Lists with more than 5 ugly women will have only the top 5 uglies taken into consideration.
* Submit only ONE Ugly List. If you are caught submitting multiple lists, you will be disqualified & your IP will be banned.
Creating a Top 5 Ugliest list is far more painful than starring at an up-close photo of Lil’ Kim’s face (ok-ok, maybe not), so drop whatever you’re doing @ work & submit your Bastardly Ugly List today! The Ugly List submission period ends December 1st, 2006, so don’t delay!!!
The Ugly Point System:
Rank – Points
#1 – 10 points
#2 – 7 points
#3 – 5 points
#4 – 3 points
#5 – 1 point
Jackson and I reserve the right to disqualify any list that we deem ridiculous or a mockery of the contest.
1 Please don’t leave your top 10 sexiest list. The submission period ended like 5 months back.