The Bastardly Top 5 Ugliest Women 2006 – Vote Now!

As most of you know, the Bastardly’s 2006 Sexiest Women list was done earlier this year1.

Enter: The Bastardly Top 5 Ugliest Women 2006

Yes, my friends. Over the last couple years, members of the Bastardly Community have become experts in separating the uglies from the hotties, so this will be a fairly comprehensive review of the ugliest famous women around the globe.

Here’s my Top 5 Ugly List
1. Amanda Lepore
2. Lil’ Kim
3. Serena Williams
4. Sandra Oh
5. Kimberly Stewart

My Comments: Ok, this list was much harder to create than I had previously assumed b/c, sadly, I know a lot of ugly people who should be #1. Fuck. I mean, when you add Kirsten Dunst, Lisa Rinna, Haylie Duff, Tori Spelling, Venus Williams, Fergie, Joan Rivers, Nicky Hilton, Anna Paquin, Tara Lipinski, and Pink to my list, it totals to way more than 10, but they’re all on my top 10, God damn it!!

The Ugly Rules:
Only Ugly Lists of exactly 5 will be accepted.

* Ugly Lists of less than 5 ugly women will be disqualified.
* Ugly Lists with more than 5 ugly women will have only the top 5 uglies taken into consideration.
* Submit only ONE Ugly List. If you are caught submitting multiple lists, you will be disqualified & your IP will be banned.

Creating a Top 5 Ugliest list is far more painful than starring at an up-close photo of Lil’ Kim’s face (ok-ok, maybe not), so drop whatever you’re doing @ work & submit your Bastardly Ugly List today! The Ugly List submission period ends December 1st, 2006, so don’t delay!!!

The Ugly Point System:
Rank – Points
#1 – 10 points
#2 – 7 points
#3 – 5 points
#4 – 3 points
#5 – 1 point

Disclaimer:
Jackson and I reserve the right to disqualify any list that we deem ridiculous or a mockery of the contest.

1 Please don’t leave your top 10 sexiest list. The submission period ended like 5 months back.


1057 comments
Boz
Boz

Bastardly needs to do this thing again this year. It'll be fun!

Boz
Boz

lol, dude... Mr. Bean is not a woman!

ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

This list needs to be updated given all the recent no-talents, wannabe celeb whores, horsey faces, plastic surgery addicts, golddiggers, regrettable tat-tees, and borderline obese skanks that have befouled our media recently.

Boz
Boz

Nicholas Cage

Karl Lagerfeld.

The Williams sister

old Juliette Lewis (she's aging bad)

Rachel "will you shut the fuck up" Ray.

All Bastardly's brown bagger.

I swear the fucking God, I'll get a fucking stroke if I woke up in the morning finding these people beside me.

nick
nick

star jones.

ellen.

better midler.

tara reid.

ashlee simpson.

jessica simpson.

paris hilton.

tila tequila.

nick
nick

1. Fat chicks, Rosie and Star Jones before and after

2. The Duff sisters

3. Grandma Madonna

4. Mariah Carey

5. Jessica Biel

6. Post birth Jessica Alba

7. Tara Reid after banging the entire Jets Football team

DaisyyRae
DaisyyRae

It looks like you hate the Jonas Brothers, and various Disney people lol XD

dr
dr

Oh and one more thing Serena Williams is not famous for her beauty she made it because she is a talented tennis player.

What do you except?She is not a supermodel.Her job is to play tennis not to look wet and hot.

Get a life nobody is perfect.

dr
dr

Where is the ugliest men list?

Damn this website sucks.Fucking scums..

jonasbrothershater01
jonasbrothershater01

1.) Jonas Bros

2.) Zac Efron

3.) Demi Lovatto

4.) Vanessa Anne Hudgens.

5.) Nikki Blonsky

Mistress Cara
Mistress Cara

Uh i forgot!

Mariah Carey!! She used to be nice...in the old days:(

Lilly Allen or whats her name...

Mistress Cara
Mistress Cara

Mischa Barton!!! Very annoying fugly bitch

Juliette Lewis Idiot

Fergie

Lil'Kim

Tori Spelling

Tara Reid

Kate Moss!!

Sarah Silverman

Helena Bonham Carter

Ellen Degeneres

Victoria Beckham

Lindsay Lohan (her skin looks dirty and her eyebrows...a mess)

Amy Winehouse (she even stinks)

America Ferrara (When she quits ugly betty, lose some weight, have a haircut, and its ok)

Kelly Osbourne, Clarkson

Anne Hathaway (She has strange eyes)

Katie Holmes

Michelle Trachtenberg

Ok, I'm done! :D

Fillup
Fillup

Kimberly is a vary pretty girl, I could jack off & cum in her mouth by the gallon.

richebeaucelebre
richebeaucelebre

ITS NO FUN WITHOUT THE PICUTRES

WE DONT CARE FOR NAMES

SORRY

Rex
Rex

I agree 100 % Madanna is horrible.

But no one on the plante is more ugly than Venus and Serena Williams.

Even Doatello Verseae looks better. Shhhhh

Kolef
Kolef

hillary clinton

rosie odonnell

barbra streisand

nancy pelosi

katie couric

Chchachin
Chchachin

1. Paula Abdul

2. Kiera Knightley

3. Janet Jackson

4. Nicole Richie

5. Victoria Gotti

marfp1971
marfp1971

I forgot Bai Ling. How an asian girl can be so ugly...

marfp1971
marfp1971

My 5 ugliest women:

1. Pamela Anderson (is strange the missing of her in most of the lists. She's a slut!)

2. Rumer Willis (is he a man?)

3. Fergie "updated" by plastic surgery (she was so pretty in childhood...)

4. Barbara Bush (older than her, impossible!)

5. Tracy Chapman (I always thinked that she was a male singer. Isn't she?)

susan
susan

Here are the 5 women I would not want to look like under any circumstances. Tell me if you all agree.

1. Melissa AND Joan Rivers.

2. Kathy Griffin

3. Olsen twins. (Heads too big for their stick thin bodies, and strange looking thru the eyes).

4. Paris Hilton (She truly looks like a manakin)

5. Star Jones (She had such a pretty face when she was heavy. She needs to gain that weight back!)

6. Maria Shriver (man, what happened to her? Marriage to her hubby must be rough!)

7. Madonna (too manly looking now , she was very pretty when she was 20 years younger)

asia
asia

elle est vremont boux je vai les aprandre par ce que danns mon étude ma croposé tout sa alors il faux fair pour les étude

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ALLL OF U ARE SAD AND PATHETIC WAT THE FUK IS THE PIONT OF THIS SHIT I JUST WERE LOSERS COME TO CALL PEOPLE UGLY GET A LIFE !! DOES IT REALLY MAKE U FELL BETTA BOUT YOURSELVES IF IT DOES THEN WOW SAD SAD SAD THERES NOTIN WRONG WID THE HOTTEST WOEMEN IN WORLD LIST BUT THIS IS POINTLESS AND DUMB

Cart Du Monde
Cart Du Monde

Ulgier than sin:

1. Star Jones

2. Lura Bush

3. Gorge Bush's mother

4 Condi Rice

5. Hillary Clinton

James Gonsalves
James Gonsalves

1. Amy Winehouse

2. Angelina Jolie

3. Rosie O Donnell

4. Rumor Willis

5. Nicole Sherzinger

Gary
Gary

How could everyone overlook that fake-tit slut Victoria Beckham?

So, in order:

Tori Spelling

Sandra Oh (ohmygod)

Jocelyn Wildenstein

Laura Bush

Chyna (a face to stop clocks and the biggest clit in the world)

Amy Winehouse

excaliber2010
excaliber2010

1. Rosie O' Donnell

2. Donatella Vercace

3. Venus Williams

4. Whoopi Goldberg (she was even ugly when she was young)

5. Sandra Oh

What's wrong with some of these people... Eva Longoria, Jenifer Lopez, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Aniston, may look just o.k. but they are not ugly. Remember, this is an ugly list, not a hate list or a deadpool list. Of course both Serena and Venus Williams are ugly, but Venus is clearly the uglier of the two.

Pinoy Girl
Pinoy Girl

1) Angelina Jolie

2) Jennifer Aniston

3) Sandra Oh

4) Bai Ling

5) Jessica Simpson

6) Danielle Lloyd

7) Ashley Tisdale

8) Serena Williams

9) Venus Williams

10) Ann Coulter

11) Mayra Veronica

12) Tori Spelling

13) Kirsten Dunst

14) Kat DeLuna

15) Janet Reno

16) Rosie O'Donnell

17) Cameron Diaz

18) Lil Kim

19) Fergie

20) Amy Winehouse

21) Michael Jackson

22) Paris Hilton

23) Nicole Ritchie

24) Kimberly Fugly Stewart

25) Sarah Jessica Parker

26) Star Jones

27) Aiselyne Horgan-Wallace

28) Krystal Steal

29) Jenna Jameson

30) Star Jones

31) Lindsay Lohan

32) Alek Wek

33) Natalia Voldanova

34) Nicki Hilton

35) Jocelyn Wildenstein

36) Donatella Versace

37) Nicole Kidman

38) Victoria Beckham

39) Brooke Hogan

40) Kate Moss

41) Jade Goody

42) Jo O'Meara

43) Abi Titimuss

44) Mutya Buena

45) Gisele Bundchen

46) Alessandra Ambrosio

47) Teri Hatcher

48) Nicolette Sheridan

49) Pamela Anderson

Chickadee
Chickadee

1 . Minka Kelly: She has big basketball player hands, strange looking nose, and ugly teeth, 2. Rachel Mcadams: She looks like an old man, especially with that white wig when she was filming some movie, she reminded me of Madea, 3. Asshole Simpson: it looks like her face is spreading like taffy on a taffy machine 4. Lindsay Lohan: She reminds me of the clowns at the circus that would do anything to make you laugh, she has the charm and grace of Crusty the Clown, 5. Shitney Spears: She looks like an inbred, she's had what 2 nosejobs, yet she still looks like the Campbell soup twins that used to be on cans of soup!

Marianna Jane Close
Marianna Jane Close

yeah i wrote that,so what,oliver stone,you and i both know it is true.

yours sincerely,

marianna jane close (uk)

Marianna Jane Close
Marianna Jane Close

angelina jolie a talentless turd sad bitch hag whore hoe who Oliver Stone paid to suck him off like the cheap talentless fugly turd hoe bitches he left behind to die in Vietnam drowning in their own putrid runny dog shit.He did not care about those sad turd bitch hoes in 'nam ,quite rightly so they were sad skank stupid murdering hoe turd bitches and he does not care about a pathetic talentless slimy runny turd bitch sad bitch ugly shit-stain turd hag hoe bitch like you,angelina jolie.ESFOAD.

Marianna Jane Close
Marianna Jane Close

Friday 3rd August 2007

Angelina Jolie is the fugliest turd hag talentless hoe bitch whore in Hollywood,she looks like a giant slimy poo stuck on a plastic turd body.She is gross.This talentless hoe bitch cannot act i heard she was turning trix since she was 12 getting advice from her rentboy father Jon Voight.Why Oliver Stone would waste $1.00 on this smelly rancid runny talentless trud hoe bitch i do not know.She is crawling with std's her gross saggy arsehole lips look like someone shat on her face amd smeared it around.She is an ugly,talentless scabby hag whore hoe bitch and cretinously stupid the IQ of a retarded pug dog.Bleurgh. ESFOAd sad bitch talentless fugly hag turd hoe.

st. patrick
st. patrick

@Crittercrusher: dude what do you search?? the hottest girls?? teh girl you search for is called Beverley Mitchell. and shes hot.

1. Serena Williams

2. Venus Williams

3. Lil Kim

4. Kelly Osbourne

5. Nicole Richie

Ash
Ash

1.) Kelly Clarkson

2.) Eve

3.) Venus and Serena

theodoros plakadopoulos

4.) Madonna

5.) The Cast of Grey's Anatomy

6.) America Ferrera

pimprick
pimprick

It was very hard to narrow the list down to five but here it is:

1.Ellen Degeneres

2.Sarah Jessica Parker

3.Alanis Morrisette

4.Kathy Griffen

5.Jessica Simpson

Honorable mentions:

Julia Roberts

Cameron Diaz

Uma Thurman

Keri Russel

Minnie Driver

Janet Jackson

Fergie

starhater111
starhater111

1. Rosie O'donall

2. Teri Hatcher

3. Tori Spelling

4. Paris Hilton

5. Star Jones

Krysta!
Krysta!

you fuckers are just jealous

ttakedown
ttakedown

"staciemarie:

honestly.. if your saying that any of the following are even remotley ugly… jessica alba, adraina lima or jeffifer lopez

THEN U NEED TO LOOK YOUR PALE ASS RIGHT IN THE MIRROR AND STOP BEING A HATER"

honestly, you guys!

if you're doing that, then you SERIOUSLY have a twisted view of the world.

oh, and i would like to add angelina jolie to the "seriously-not-ugly" list.

but as for my ugly list:

1.) sarah jessica parker

2.) kirsten dunst

3.) nicole ritchie

4.) sarah jessica parker

5.) kirsten dunst

p.s. amanda lepore isn't even a girl (originally armand lepore)! neither is jeffree star.

buzzard
buzzard

You people have got to be fucking shitting me! If any of those "ugly" girls even showed the slightest bit of interest in all your broke asses, You virgins would all be tripping over your dungeon and dragons games to get to em. Fucking small cock haters!

nakktsss
nakktsss

why is anyone mentioning chyna?she's a retired wrestler.LEAVE HER ALONE.she just has big muscles,she's not ugly!!!

NilZ
NilZ

*Alanis Morisette (horse face, ugly blubby body)

*Björk (ugly midget)

*Victoria Beckham (looks like a man, skinny body)

*Chloe Sevigny (thought she looked cute in American Psycho but in Big Love she looks really creapy)

*Kelly Osborne (just pure ugliness and absolutly no talent what-so-ever)

*Teri Hatcher (saggy tits, scary face these days)

*Madonna (maybe hot'n'sexy 15 years ago?)

*Nicolette Sheridan (she really gives me the creeps)

Chompers
Chompers

A lot of people are voting for those they're jealous of, or can't ever have in their lifetime. They're basing their votes on what goes no in their personal lives. It's about looks assholes and bitches! So here is mine:

#1 - Star Jones - She really IS ugly, she was ugly when she was a ball on a stick, but now she's even uglier after her surgeries. Her face is saggy after the weight loss, now she looks like a hound dog.

#2 - Mina Suvari - Why doesn't anyone see this? Her forehead is fucked up, that’s what the bangs are for. Her eyes are on each side of her head. She reminds me of Mask, that movie with Cher. She looks like she can be Carrot Top's sister. She grossed me out in American Pie; she has a body of an 8 y/o boy.

#3 - Renee Zellweger - Looks like she's hiding shit in her mouth and doesn't want to show it. She also has an old face. Ugly smile, like someone farted in her face.

#4 - Eve - She's really a man. She has a man body, she should've been a basketball player. She has a funny jaw too. She has really ugly tits: http://www.afflictedyard.com/images/coverimages/eve.jpg

#5 - Jennifer Anniston - I don't know how many times The Bastardly can stress this enough, but that fuckin chin! And her chiseled jaw! and her Nose! and her helmut head! She tries too hard to make herself up. She has the right facial features for a man.

lemonade
lemonade

This is so ridiculous. A lot of your lists sound like "5 most beautiful women" not ugliest! And someone's hating on Jolie, Eva, Cathrene Zeta here and the VS angels. I have a feeling it's the same person posting from different names. I also have a feeling it's a chick. Whatever makes you feel better about yourselves, girls. Anyways, here's my list:

1.Jade Goody (I had no idea who she was until someone mentioned her...yuck!)

2.Amanda Lepore (I'm pretty sure she's a woman..or was)

3. Abi Titmuss (boring to the point where you get a headache)

4.Amy Winehouse

5. Lil Kim (God help us) and Dontella Versace (I couldn't pick one or the other)

My honorable mentions are:Williams sisters, Kelly Osborne, Rosie O'Donnell, Paris Hilton and other blonde chicks (almost all of them look boring and the same to me). Also, personality goes a long way in looking ugly.

Crittercrusher
Crittercrusher

Oh I forgot about a few skanks out there that need recognizing-

1. Jeninfer Lopez (not ugly, not pretty. Just bland and boring. No looks at all)

2. Denise Richardson (husband stealing skank who looks like the Pugs she owns!)

3. Paris Hilton (limp penis nosed skank/spaz)

4. Britney Spears (has anyone noticed she is starting to look like the old washed up Vince Neil of Motley Crue since she dropped(no pun intended!) her kids?)

5. I don't know her real name but she got married on that stupid show shes on and had a kid and her character's name is Lucy. She looks like those ugly troll dolls with the little gem in their bellybuttons and the crazy hair. Her eyes are close together, shes got no lips and she has this big ugly beak that is skinny on the top and flares out by the nostrils like a pair of really bad bell bottoms. Her sister on the show was that Beil or Biel girl. There are so many crappy shows on the WB that I can't keep track of 'em.

This should have been the top 20 ugliest HEmale celebrities cuz theres definently more that 5!

Crittercrusher
Crittercrusher

I have seen a few people say Angelina Jolie and Kate Beckinsale are uglies, but you have got to be blind and gay to say that!

The real uglies-

1. Madonna (looking more and more like her elderly father everyday)

2. Pink (gremlin faced ghoul)

3. Kimberly Stewart (looks like pops, acts like Paris)

4. Katie Holmes (a face only a scientologist would love)

5. Courtney Love (now, with more scabby-looking-crack-whore-rock-star-wanna-be-stank!)

But seriously, I would have loved to see those two reality star hags Omarosa and Janis Dickinson fight. They would have probably made each others faces look better!

And to the folks who say we should get lives and not talk about celebs, because they have feelings too..........

so?

kyle
kyle

I use to think Sandra Oh was the ugliest lady out there. But Now after watching this movie the most ugliest woman in Holly Wood is that Maggie Gylenhail chick.

Old wanker
Old wanker

Ugly women...... Tyra Banks since she got so fat, Serena Williams, Sarah Jessica Parker and Kate Moss has gone way down hill. Hard on gone. Will be in work for half 3

Scarlett Johanson is Not Pretty
Scarlett Johanson is Not Pretty

The only reason Scarlett Johansson is considered attractive is because she is famous. If she walked in a bar and wasn't famous you'd barely turn your head. Without makeup she looks like a mongoloid horse. And you'll notice she is one of the few celebrities who has never been spotted without make up.

She is not attractive, but shes not a ugly either; though she's close

chloe
chloe

1. Jessica simpson

2. Rosie O'donnell

3. tori spelling

4. amy winehouse

5. serena williams