Bastardly Lady of the Day – Dawn

Dawn writes:

Please pick me to be Bastardly’s Lady Of The Day!!! =]

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Kate Beckinsale. She’s gorgeous, loose or not, I’d hit that. Maybe up the butt too.

Do you like your boobs?

Of course. They get me out of trouble! haha

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?

$3,000,000 is a lot of money, so I’d have to say… yes. $3,000,000 is a lot for 5 minutes of my time. Maybe 10, but it’s worth it. =)

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?

My boyfriend said I look like Catherine Zeta-Jones, but I highly doubt that I do. A couple of years ago, during high school, some girl would always call me Mulan. So.. does that count?

What makes you Bastardly?

The fact that I’m gorgeous! Haha, now, that’s blowing smoke up my ass. Hmm, I’m bastardly because I make The Bastardly a must visit when on the computer. My boyfriend asks “Why do you even bother going there?” Duhhh… to catch up on some Celebrity News. Men will never understand. Love you guys! PS. Pretty Or Not, you know you want to hit it. ;] Hahahaaa.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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Mod
Mod

let's see... 20$ would be enough

Your Momma
Your Momma

I'd fuck the poster of Brooke Burke on the wall behind her.

Does that count?

Chiara
Chiara

she looks real to me, and pretty of course. and her answers are just to die for! I love her :-)

carlito
carlito

in the last pic she could be the dancer Cheryl Burke from dancing with the stars. she's aight

alie
alie

i think she's gorgeous.

Slick Rick
Slick Rick

li'l cutie here is best categorized by what is most commonly known as "club-hot"... now she does have exceptional lips & boobs to play with to make up for her shortcomings...very fuckable for sure...lose the dorky gonad friends though... please...this clearly shows that one shouldn't have to put in too much work to bag that

Scooter
Scooter

I think one of the key questions should be, "what do you think about your weight?"

That should pull some great comments.

BTW, I like this one. I prefer petite, but this one has some assets that make up for the little extra meat.

scooter

harri
harri

that slutty picture with her dog is *really* not attractive.

Donna
Donna

She's pretty, but she's got the unfortunate asian disease where when you smile, it looks like you're blinking, she should smile less largely or smile with her mouth closed, much cuter that way.

hermanita
hermanita

Nah average. And she does look like she's fat. All the pictures are taken from certain angles, so we can't really tell.

But, hey, your friend on page 3 is gorgeous (at least on the pic she looks it).

jenny
jenny

what a fatass. pass

Dave
Dave

ur sad Barbora

Barbora
Barbora

u guys are perthetic! If this chick had no boobs or boobs that where not that huge u would ALL say she is BUTTA! or that she looks plain ...but cause she has D+ u all think she is hot! that is just sad

glimmer
glimmer

i just *focused* in on the $3 million question. that's one of the better answers/explanations. and sooo funny too ! :)

thanks dawn.. :)

Stoned Housewife
Stoned Housewife

As for Dawn, I am not sure what I am looking for in a Bastardly Lady of Day, but it's not her. Dawn is just a little too Yawn for me.

Stoned Housewife
Stoned Housewife

In my rage, I failed to notice my spelling mistake. So just move along Folks, no laughing at the Brown Skin.

Loverboy
Loverboy

Whats your MySpace addy? Lets cyber on there!

Stoned Housewife
Stoned Housewife

Smookie Smooks.....

Does it hurt to be as ingnorant as You?

swoop
swoop

6 of 10. maybe 6.5, some of the photos show some sexy spinner kink. plus, big boobies on a small girl don't hurt, but not worth an ad click though. gots to do better to get my wanker to stand at attention. maybe you can do something with a stripper pole and snakes? did I mention you have big bobbies?

Peter North
Peter North

i'd back her into a corner and hit her with my magic moaning stick

specialk
specialk

i think this girl's actually hot. i love filipinas.

Denmark
Denmark

and it's fucking fucktards like "aja" who come along and ruin it for the rest of us. "pretty and spirited!" it's like "fuck off and die!"

Courtney
Courtney

As much as I resent the Native American/Asian comment I'll just bite my lip because sometimes I get those..."Are you chinese/polynesian/filipino?" comments. Incredibly offensive. Fucking asians.

D.S.B
D.S.B

hahahahahaha! Catherine Zeta Jones.... good one darling! You are nothing alike to super hot Cat. And also her big tities are because she is fat... grease tities

Young Nambulous
Young Nambulous

I don't like the looks of the people she hangs with - the first shot looks like some sort of math club party, and that shot drinker looks like some Issac Mirazhi-like joy boy. So I might tap her, but I would likely have to deny it to save my rep. And as I have said before, with her 3M answer, she has admitted to being a whore, so it's now just a matter of negotiating the price.

Aja
Aja

Pretty and spirited!

Denmark
Denmark

Antonio- good one. what is it with these girls whoring themselves out? it's like this: "ya i'm not that good looking and i haven't exercised a day in my life, but i'm an easy slut so i might get some validation by having guys want to use me instead of using a tepid steak to jerk off with."

DonkeyCock
DonkeyCock

Antonio: It must say Miss Sake after all she's a rice chewin' cunt...I think I'd make this chick cry in bed (but from what I hear all rice specks do) then I would throw a 10 dollar bill at her...she'll make 3M on her back...or she'll make it running a sweat shop...

Smookie
Smookie

I swear native americans and asians look alike.

mylene
mylene

her answers are stupid. she's trying to please you all too hard.

and she's fat.

Tragic Hero
Tragic Hero

Real talk, shes not gorgeous but shes not pillow case material either...she got the mean twins game so I would most definitely pipe.

Antonio
Antonio

What does her sash say? Miss Stake?

ZacMeoff
ZacMeoff

Tit fuck her till the cows come home....or till I stop punching her in the face.

tuxman
tuxman

Her chest doesn't look that huge?? How big do you think?? Maybe they are??! Plus for sending in more then 1 pic!! So I give you props for that, granted a few of them sucked, but you did send in 6 or 7 so....can't complain 2 much!!! Shes honest - 3Mil q....ahh...jury out for me on hit-ability....

Tara
Tara

She's chubby but cute.

Joslin
Joslin

Ha! She's funny and good looking--she's got my vote

Blaze
Blaze

Might aswel hit it. Nice rack!

Big Papi
Big Papi

Average looking chick with DSLs and decent tits. Nothing spectacular. If she wants validation, I guess I'd hit it but nothing I would be chasing after.

Arika
Arika

She's cute and she definitely has a nice chest.

pook
pook

first she isnt a day over 12. second she isnt good looking. and third i dont want to hit it.

The_Wanker
The_Wanker

KUDOS ON YOUR ENORMOUS FUCKING BREASTS. MAGNIFICENT

Dave
Dave

Smookie...strap-on?

Smookie
Smookie

How the hell can she hit it up the butt when she has no dick? Delusional bitch

Jack
Jack

I'm so gosh darn horney, the crack a dawn better be careful around me.

the sheep professor
the sheep professor

I like her spirit. She's pretty. I'd give her thr Reverse Stuffed Pepper, followed by the Seared Swedish Meatball.

Cool chick, deserving of my attention.

sherpa
sherpa

gag. Catherine Zeta Jones? I don't think so.

Dave
Dave

eh. nothing special. big tits.

1st pic...Dick's Last Resort in SD? love that place.