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Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba grabs FIJI water from shopping cart!

…and why do we really give a shit about this??? Thank you Jessica for bending over and giving us a tease peek at what you say you’ll never expose to us… not until you’re under the Bastardly Hasbeen category and need the exposure, of course. Oh yeah, almost forgot… DAMN YOU CASH WARREN!

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Susan
Susan

what a tramp with a skeezy body! how can anyone like this stuck up bitch?

beckysoup61
beckysoup61

How about not getting water bottles Jessica? Do sonething for the environment and carry your own!

hermanita
hermanita

Oh crap. Forgot to mention that the skirt is awful.

hermanita
hermanita

john - that was funny man!!

Gorgeous as ever. And she has great boobs now, she had great boobs then. Leave the girl alone. Just because she's not fat doesn't mean she's anorexic.

brainiac
brainiac

dude this is an old photo. from when she used to have boobs. shes got none now...

swoop
swoop

what the fuck? did this cash guy stain her pj's and she just said fuck it, I'll grab some curtains and wrap it around my ass and pussy.

sole
sole

thats an OLDDDDDD photo... from at least a year and a half ago

sorry

ya ya
ya ya

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=== Huge head, stupid ill-fitted skirt, linebacker shoulders. Hollywood starlet? Definitely not. More like ghetto trash.

Adam
Adam

Love this woman..

Perfect body

sexy face

Wrong skirt

JoeDirtBag
JoeDirtBag

I think she has good body. Me would like to tap it many times daily.

Nefarious1
Nefarious1

Most jack me off outfit i've seen in years and this is not meant to be a positive response!ENOUGH

macmick
macmick

Hey, her tits have grown back!

Moelicious
Moelicious

I bet it's in this chick's contract to go out grocery shopping at least once a month...

john
john

i'm supprised cash warren isn't wearing a green skirt and a tank top

Jack
Jack

When I'm low on clothes in a shopping pinch I always reach for the drapes and do a wrap...always works. Yup.

Big Papi
Big Papi

I'd de-pants her and bend her over the cart right there in the parking lot. I'd whip it out and shoot in her foo foo water.

sps49
sps49

I like the see-thru backlit skirt.