Mischa Barton’s Nipple vs. Rachel Bilson’s Nipple – A Bastardly O.C. Nipple Matchup

Nipple sources: Hollywood Tuna & Egotastic

While Rachel has somewhat normal nippies, Mischa’s, in the other mouth, look like cute little puffies just begging to be sucked on for hours on end.

Since we try to run truly useless polls, here’s our latest one. It involves two pairs of nipples & sucking/nibbling (in our little fantasy world, of course).

Previous Bastardly Poll: Prositututes vs. Porn stars. Our Bastardly studies show that when tossed into an extremely dire situation, more people would choose to become porn stars than they would prefer to whore themselves @ the corner to random men. The split was around 90% to only 10% w/ secret desires of becoming prostitutes.

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11 comments
Sean in CA
Sean in CA

Barton looks like she's been impaled on every medically enhanced johnson south of Valencia, while Bilson is GND HOT!

TruthGuy
TruthGuy

Mischa is a stupid wh0re but quite pretty sometimes

Barton is an awesome chick but quite average.

Take bilson anyday over barton bitca.

TruthGuy
TruthGuy

Mischa is a stupid whore.. but quite pretty.

Bilson is an awesome chick but quite average...

take bilson anyday over barton bitch.

swoop
swoop

While dying of Malaria, I'd do both of them one night in Bangkok.

Big Papi
Big Papi

Mischa by a slight margin....Rachel doesn't do anything for me and she looks like she sucked on a lemon.

MKDC
MKDC

this is unfair, you picked a hot pic of mischa, and a hideous pic of rachel.

Arika
Arika

I'd suck on Rachel's nipples, I think she's hot!

sherpa
sherpa

ewww@mischa's puffy nipples

Squatcha
Squatcha

Who gives a flying fuck. They're both FUGLY.