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Needs to do Playboy: Simona Fusco


These were snapped @ the 944 Magazine’s “Don’t tell my Booker” Party a couple days back.

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33 comments
no
no

she has anna nicolesmiths toes

RockHard
RockHard

I thought it was Jessica Simpson in the first pic - too slutty for her though

WranglerRick
WranglerRick

I'd rest my drink on her head while she was blowin me.....

Anonymoose
Anonymoose

looks hotter in photoshoot for Maxim in Czech.

Simona Fusco - The Bastardly Interview - The Basta
Simona Fusco - The Bastardly Interview - The Basta

[...] Bastardly has taken its shots at Simona Fusco in the past; both complimentary and controversial. Now it’s Simona’s turn to take a couple of jabs at us while dispelling any assumptions [...]

JT
JT

Hey Colin Farrell, Here is more meat for ya! Other then that, 15 minutes are over.

king biscuit
king biscuit

Ha ha ha ha. 'Camerawhore Slutgirl' Ha ha ha ha ha.

Brilliant.

[?]
[?]

she's so plastic

MR
MR

Her boobs are a bit off - Not Tara Reid off but still not right.

trigun cat
trigun cat

ewwwww the lips. playboy definitely needs her ass.

Randy
Randy

I'm I the only one who thinks her lips are fake? Silicone injections.

Serendipity
Serendipity

Are you sure that's not Jessica?????

Slick Rick the Ruler
Slick Rick the Ruler

i hope this chick is trying to win brand new starlet at the AVN's next year b/c she's locked into the category of being "slutty-hot" for the foreseeable future...that's NOT a bad thing either...peeked at that site of hers for a sec; what BS there...facial protein shakes, up!!

Flaming Carrot
Flaming Carrot

even ice t.'s hag looks reputable compared to this chick.

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

She looks ready for action.

specialk
specialk

that is some greasy hair!!!

Huntermsu
Huntermsu

I give her a 8.5 out of 10, good body and although her forehead is abit large and face looks kind of tired it is on the whole still above average, very good looking chick.

And she does look alittle like Jessica Simpson, but only good Simpson attributes seem to be present in the similarity between the two.

melloe
melloe

at first I definitely thought that woman was Jessica Simpson with huge bags under her eyes

angelfood
angelfood

why oh why do women chose such aweful lipstick/dress color combos? YUCK! She looks like a sister to Jessica Simpson and that Britney chick and what is it with putting lipstick all over your face not just one your lips? just not pretty!

Sophia
Sophia

My god, I'm going to go right out and buy those shoes and that dress!

But as far as she goes, her face is a bit strange isn't it? Not a terribly attractive woman. Nice body though.

Wiseman
Wiseman

Quite blatantly a slut.

IRISH MADDOG
IRISH MADDOG

She dose look hot, but I will need to spend some tine on the web looking for pic's of her, before I give my final rating for now a 6.5

Would of liked some butt pic's

swoop
swoop

yeah, a slightly better version of Tori Spelling, but not quite as well formed as Jessica Simpson. 6.7 out of 10 on the wanky meter.

TinMan
TinMan

Her face reminds me of Jessica Simpson. I am not sure how I feel about that...

Great shoes, though!

Courtney
Courtney

She's pretty I guess but these are some weird ass poses/faces. Pretty big knee scar in the first pic too. What from I wonder?