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The Bastardly Midnight Snack – Mischa Barton helps The Bastardly debut the B.X.G.C.

I’ll say it again… light colored clothing and bright lights are a great combination. Thanks Mischa… you get a pass for this one on your fashion prowness.

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david10006
david10006

mmm..those nips seem to be as big and dark as i dreamed they were. sweet!

frenchie
frenchie

She has bushy pube bulge!

Scooter
Scooter

Does she even own a bra?

Give her a few years and those funbags will be lowrider punching bags - like those 5' tall Weeble-like clowns kids beat up on.

Fuck, do they even make Weebles anymore? I'm old.

scooter

Sophia
Sophia

I agree Tinman, she needs definition. It's hard to be both skinny and a bit flabby at the same time but she pulls it off. As does Kimberly Stewart.

JoeB
JoeB

Great Pics! Thanks!!!

Mischa is so Gorgeous!

TinMan
TinMan

She looks better in these photos than she usually does, mostly because her clothes are simple. I really do wish she'd hit the gym. Not to lose weight of course, but to get some muscle definition.

Moelicious
Moelicious

hah. remember, all those girls in the ads are available. you just have to click the ad, pay, enter your shipping address & boom! 3-5 days later, you got your own little hottie. Just mail her back when finished.

True.com = the netflix of prositution.

swoop
swoop

I have a new scoring method... the over/under method. Let's me briefly explain.

If the girls in the ads on the bastardly web page are cuter and more wankable than the subject (in this case Mischa), then Mischa is "under." If not, then "over."

Yeah, I'm looking at a cutie brunette in a blue t-shirt and tight brown swim trunks in an ad for True.com. My wanker is drawn to this wetness. True.com gal wins. Mischa is "under."

olddude
olddude

"EFFORTLESSLY PRETTY"???

HAHA

she's a fraud.. she's not that skin colour, she has freckles like majorly and generally she's an anorexic whore whose breath probably smells so bad (you don't eat.. you stink like shit)

she sucks

booooooooooooooooooo!

she's not hideous.. just no way as pretty as people think she is.

the sheep professor
the sheep professor

You're right Dr. Bob. Upon further inspection there is evidence of cottage cheese trying to burst through her thigh meat.

C+

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

She looks very hot and her legs are very arousing. Looks like she had some treatment for her cellulitis too.

Slick Rick the Ruler
Slick Rick the Ruler

and a nice tasty treat it is too...now this is more like the mischa that i know & lust...looks all happy, horny & slightly slutty...always a good combo platter there...rockin' that thong w/those long legs real nice...li'l perky hi-beam action up top=;P for starters from me...

Deedz
Deedz

I can tell how she trims on that last pic.

I'm gonna need a moment alone now.

Taylor
Taylor

I like the thong

Melissa_Marissa
Melissa_Marissa

SHE LOOKS STUNNING!! I AM SO SO JEALOUS THAT BITCH IS EFFORTLESSLY PRETTY!! SHE IS HOT & THERE IS NO DENYING IT!! TALL THIN. TANNED , PRETTY WITH GREAT HAIR!! AAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH I COULD KILL HER!!!!

Shot of Haterade
Shot of Haterade

well she's fucking ugly as usual. Like the dress and belt though.

Bosko
Bosko

Where is your bra, Mischa?