Playboy’s Michelle Johnson in her Body Paint Halloween Costume

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37 comments
CATHY R.
CATHY R.

SHE'S A FUCKING UGLY BITCH. SHE'S A FUCKING FUGLY WHORE. SHE'S A FUCKING FUGLY SLUT. SHE'S A FUCKING UGLY CUNT. I FUCKING HATE MICHELLE.

I HOPE SHE GETS GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS.,LIKE SHE FUCKING DESERVES.

certified bastard
certified bastard

Women dress up to feel good about themselves, to feel sexy. You cant say that guys rape women because of this. Your words, are dissin guys. women dont aim to get raped an guys dont actually plan to rape. Its just the way the world is dude. Thats why there are so many sexual assaults. If all women stopped dressing sexy I would end up losing my mind. Your the one that has to learn some self control. Try having a wank sometimes ya fuckin wassuck.

clark
clark

playboy has gone way downhill, this girl aint 25 that's for sure looks as old as brande roderick, once touched by Hef, quite disposable

justmyopinion
justmyopinion

I know this girl, and she is none of the things you say! She is kind, and sweet and not at all slutty. Say what you will about her wonkyness. She puts it out there, so you guys can state what you SEE about her body, but you really shouldn't JUDGE her character!

jim
jim

the world is gone wrong, why is the government letting all this happen, playboy manisions, and nudity magazines and its just wrong, no wounder there is so much rape and stuff out there and woman dressing slutty because they feel they cant keep up with things and starving therie selves to death, come off it, the world is gone mad and I just hate those woman who do that stuff, man woman are sick

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[...] Playboy’s Michelle Johnson in her Body Paint Halloween Costume - The BastardlyDo you have juicy plans to slut it up during halloween? Well, send us your sluttiest halloween memories & if you meet our slutty standards, we’ll send you some Bastardly Clothing. [...]

ninus
ninus

i fuck with a guy named eric

Slick Rick aka The Voice of Reason
Slick Rick aka The Voice of Reason

classify her as "club-hot" now please for future reference...it's quite easy for me to determine that she is a classic 3-input girl...therefore i'd have to treat her as such...messy messy sex is in order for her...you know, standard ATM w/facial ending(s)

Frost
Frost

Is there some unwritten Playboy rule that they all have to have the exact same body paint costume each year? I could've sworn there was another set of Frankentits in blue paint this time last year....

Autoroller
Autoroller

What do you mean by "wonky" never used that word before. . .

ninja
ninja

shes super hot and super slutty. i'd triple bag it and let her have her way with me. even though her boobs don't got 20/20 vision, i'd still chew the fuck outta em'.

Chocolate
Chocolate

lets be nice and think that those stretch marks are because of the paint getting messed up due to her nipples getting hard,about the cock-eyedness though, urgh

anyone heard of a bad boob day?

the sheep professor
the sheep professor

Unfortunate. Her boobs resemble a pair of socks with oranges in them.

NikkyO
NikkyO

WOW....what a slut....I mean not just a SLUT, but a really cheap whore slut. She falls in the same level as Paris "cock sucking-lazy eyed" Hilton. :(

eric
eric

I guess it is actually possible to have a "lazy nipple". Interesting. I thought it was exclusive to glass eyes and such.

heehheee. Brits say "wonky", that's funny, I gotta start using that.

hermanita
hermanita

Aw man sad. These breasts are in really bad shape; strechmarks, sagginess and all of that.. The rest of her is good looking. But judging by the way she's dressed and is acting, playing it safe is definitely the smart thing to do with this one.

Aja
Aja

Her nipples are cockeyed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sophia
Sophia

Wonky nipples. Looks quite dirty (and not in that good way either).

jojobamarch
jojobamarch

I really wish her shorts were body painted too.

cabs
cabs

Stretch marks. Nasty.

TinMan
TinMan

Yes, yes, she would be allowed in my bedroom.

Marley
Marley

Wonky nipple alert

jojobamarch
jojobamarch

She's the kind of chick that will spread her legs for anything of the male species.

a girl who has far too much sex resulting in her being full of seman!

swoop
swoop

wooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mega Whore Alert!

Anon1
Anon1

Those breasts are in sad shape, I'll give her a few points for not being obese.

Wiseman
Wiseman

Thats what we call a proper cheap slut.

girly
girly

other than the fact that on page 3 her nipples are pointing in different directions, this is pretty schmexy.