Bastardly Body Double: Legolas & Betsy

Betsy writes:

Hey guys, I was the lady of the day a little while back, Betsy…. Well lately I’ve been hearing a lot of, “You look like that elf from Lord of the Rings, your ears are pointy.” I recently had a picture taken that proves it. I’ve been saying it for a few years.


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swoop
swoop

You wanted us to thank you for a gay LOTR post? I don't think bastardlies on this blog are that concerned with your mind or soul. Where are the bikini and lingerie photos?

hmmmm.... better yet, do you have photos of your toes?

ME
ME

hey, you guys take the world too seriously. its a joke. im sorry i couldn't bring you big fake boobs and a blowjob face

M
M

wtf are u smoking girl..... this is ridiculous :S

swoop
swoop

Tell ya the truth, I'd rather see Tiki versus the Alias babe. Wait a second, it seems now that I'm endorsing merging ladies and boys together. Wait. I'm about to puke... that's a lady-boy. Damn you bastardly community, now you've turned me into a twinky.

swoop
swoop

You actually look like my best friend's underaged sister. She seems so innocent, yet we all know that she's milked the entire Chess and computer clubs.

swoop
swoop

Okay, was there one character in LOTR that wasn't a gay icon?

swoop
swoop

Hey, Tickle Me Elmo is kind of cute. 9 out 10.

swoop
swoop

Moe, my posts are out of chronological order here. What's up with that. Also, I clicked on the sound off button and I got a Tickle Me Elmo. I don't blame Jackson, I blame you! :-) Okay, I blame everyone today. Well, hell. Tickle me Homo, but I'm becoming as bitchy as Cathy, the BLOTD last week.

swoop
swoop

ok, angelfood, I know what you are thinking. "swooper, you were a pooper booper a long time before you ever were bastardly."

I'm just trying to single handedly make this post into double digits.

angelfood
angelfood

I don't think she looks like this elf...I think she looks like the guy that played the "king" of elves...not really that much either...more like another demented female that just wants attention...N...E...X...T...

hollygurl
hollygurl

so pathetic. is this for real?

The_Wanker
The_Wanker

PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE NOT THAT HARD UP FOR STORIES TO POST THIS CRAP.