Monthly Archives: November 2006

The Best Job in the World! Alessandra Ambrosio’s Personal Leg Fluffer

– Lindsay Lohan Is An Alcoholic? No Way! [HollywoodTuna]
– Anna Nicole Pregnant?! Do We Care? [Dlisted]
– Is Krista Allen the hottest woman on the planet? [Double Viking]
– Kim Kardashian’s Big Boobs [Dunken Stepfather]
– Battle of the Boxes: PlayStation 3 vs. Wii [The Bastardly Society]

– Own Jessica Alba’s bra [CityRag]
– Cameron Diaz Gets a Leg Up [Yeeeah!]
– Jessica Simpson on E-Bay [Fatback and Collards]
– Emma Griffiths looking very tasty! [Horny Oyster]

– Eva Longoria And Tony Parker Are Engaged [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Britney’s first husband to write tell-all book [Cele|bitchy]
– Imogen Thomas Is My Kind Of Girl [Popoholic]

– Blame Britney Spears’ Vagina [Egotastic!]
– Tom Cruise Wore a Girdle [IDLYITW]
– Top Ten Things to Do During Finals Week [College Humor]

– And today’s hottie is… [UseMyComputer]
– Celebs are getting slammed over here. Check it! [Celebslam]
– Salma Hayek’s Amazing Cleavage [The Burning Bra]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Abi Titmuss presents another schoolgirl recruit, Hazel.


Hi guys, since you all enjoyed the photos of Gemma so much (thanks for all the emails) here are a couple of photos from the latest recruit Linsey and I have. Her name is Hazel and she is another schoolgirl from London. Currently studying for her A levels at sixth form college Hazel is a redhead babe that I’m sure could do well in the business.

Linsey and I have a total of 6 girls now, all who want to start blogging on their own site, hopefully we can have something ready before the end of the year. Until then I’ve put Hazel’s photos with Gemma’s on my site Have fun with them guys!

Bastardly Hottie Flashback: MTV’s Ananda Lewis in the House!

I actually saw this woman back in ’99 @ some sushi joint in Suckramento when she was sexing up Chris Webber. I was a dumbass fan who asked for a photo.

Anyway, for all you kids, let’s go to the Wiki for more info!

Ananda Lewis (born March 21, 1973 in San Diego, California) is an American model and television personality. She currently hosts her own daily radio show on Los Angeles radio Station KKBT. She is known for being the host of the program Teen Summit on the BET network, after which she went on to become a VJ for MTV. In 2001, she hosted her own talk show The Ananda Lewis Show. [Wiki]

Bastardly Hot or Not: Emily Harper

And the Wiki says…

Emily Harper (born February 16, 1978 in Cincinnati, Ohio) is an American actress.
Harper has portrayed Fancy Crane on the NBC soap opera Passions since May 2005. She was introduced as the potential love interest of Noah Bennet (played by Dylan Fergus). This was Harper’s first regular role as an actress on a TV series.
Harper was also a “Laker Girl” (cheerleader) for the Los Angeles NBA team from 2000 until 2003.
Her other TV experience includes hosting several seasons of both Lakers TV and Sparks TV. She was also in the TV pilot Inside Schwartz. [Wiki]

Dumbass Kevin Federline Chooses Ex-Porn Star Stripper Over a Prostitute

Paris Hilton playing “Pinch That Nipple” with Britney Spears. How cute.

What the fuck is wrong w/ this guy? He was literally living in a golden castle filled w/ money, two kids, a Ferrari & an endless supply of soda & Cheetos. I’m just curious why he had to go and fuck it all up by sleeping w/ a porn star?! Did he fall in love? Was he drugged?

“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” Star magazine quoted a source as saying. “Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!” [Ace Showbiz]

Kevin, I don’t know if you know this, but there’s an underground industry that’s been around for thousands of years & employs women who are willing to take money in exchange for sex—and all this w/ no strings or bastardly leaks attached. Dude, the Horndogg Community looked up to you, but you failed us. You let a fucking porn star/stripper tear down your golden castle.

The Bastardly Minute With… Nikki Griffin

From the Wikipedia:

Jeanne Nicole Griffin (born April 16, 1978 in Vicksburg, Mississippi) is an American actress.

After graduating, Griffin played Jess Sathers on The O.C.. Sathers was a cocaine addict and love interest to Trey Atwood (Logan Marshall-Green), who played the ex-con brother of Ryan Atwood (Benjamin McKenzie).

Griffin was also featured in the 2005 film The Dukes of Hazzard as Katie Johnson, the love interest of Bo and Luke Duke. In 2006 she had a small supporting role in The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift as Clay’s girlfriend Cindy. She has been cast to play Laurie Forman in the movie version of That ’70s Show.

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