For the Bastardly Nerds: The Women of Star Trek: A Tribute, Part Three

This is last part in our three part series featuring the women of Star Trek.

So who is the hottest Star Trek chick of all time?!

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Ted Shatner
Ted Shatner

"Jeri Ryan is an ugly jewess already responsible for ruining her ex-husband’s career. Then again ol Jackie boy should’ve known better than to get involved with this vampiric species.

Jewess marries the investment banker, we should’ve gotten her a green leprauchan outfit because she found her pot o’ gold."

Her real maiden is Zimmermann - that is certainly a non-Irish/British surname (Ryan is a common Irish/British surname) but it is not necessarily Jewish and is a fairly common non-Jewish German/Austrian name, especially if it got an extra "n" on the end, not unlike Eichmann (although Adolf Eichmann certainly looked far more Levantine than the decidely Brunn/Atlantid/Nordic looking Jeri...)/

Andrew Weaver
Andrew Weaver

No love for Ezri Dax?

I don't have a working phaser, but I could throw a tricorder at you.

Big Meech
Big Meech

too many fucking queers post on this fucking site. bobo is one of them

KevinS
KevinS

Holy shit Will Wheation wrote children's books. I didn't know. Just think Will Wheaton of the same intellectual stature of Cathy Lee Giffard, Rosie O'Donnell and Madonna. Sure STNG portrayed Will Wheaton as the child prodigy who would be the next Issac Newton or Ben Rich. And teen mags protrayed him as the future Leonardo DiCapio. But childrens books thats a real accomplishment.

candice
candice

#20

I'm sure he can't comment because he has better things to do with his time. Also, just so you don't sound too unintelligent next time, I suggest doing a little research beforehand. He has a wife whom he loves, children who adore him, he is an amazing writer, and has published a number of books. Just for your information of course

BoBo
BoBo

Jeri Ryan is an ugly jewess already responsible for ruining her ex-husband's career. Then again ol Jackie boy should've known better than to get involved with this vampiric species.

Jewess marries the investment banker, we should've gotten her a green leprauchan outfit because she found her pot o' gold.

KevinS
KevinS

Where the fuck is Will Wheaton. He has no career and still living off Star Trek. Why can't child prodigy turned adult fuck up comment.

sps49
sps49

Psst. Denise Crosby (Tasha Yar) was in Playboy before TNG.

Worst. Pictorial. Ever.

jimmy
jimmy

Where the !@$# is Tasha Yar?

ninja
ninja

hmm, you gotta pratice zero population growth in space. with these ugly alien hos it wouldn't be hard.

JT
JT

You know, I would have wanted to see the Genevieve Bujold episode. I think it would have been fab. The Janeway character was too stiff (much like most all of the cast of the new Star trek peeps).

JT
JT

Jeri Ryan needs to do a Borg butt grind on my lap.

king biscuit
king biscuit

There have been so many hot chicks on Star trek it just isn't funny. And that is just the guest stars.

sps49
sps49

Genevieve Bujold as the 1st Voyager captain might look good; are there any pics?

Lt. Marlene Moreau or the girl android from Exo III are the best.

swoop
swoop

None of these, even Ryan, beats Princess Leia and her mum, Natalie Portman naked on a Jar Jar skin rug.

swoop
swoop

Anyone else on Bastardly being shipped off to Heavy.com? First it was Travelocity, now it's Heavy.com.

Wiseman
Wiseman

Jeri Ryan would get slammed.

MKDC
MKDC

so nobody else finds slightly weird foreheads attractive?

Lofi
Lofi

Okay, so 3 Trek posts and not one picture of Linda Park aka Hoshi Sato?

Guess I'll have to do the work myself:

http://www.lindapark.tv/images.htm

I'm not saying she's the hottest of the Trek girls but she's better than Kate Mulgrew.

Big Papi
Big Papi

I'd pee in Jeri Ryan's butt....

MisterMind
MisterMind

Nerds everywhere are fouling their Star Trek underwear.