Sorry its taken so long to get this sorted out for you guys. As some of you know I’m just back from Australia right now, in town for the UK music awards (I’ll post some photos when I get some) waiting for my call for I’m a celebrtiy get me out of here which will have me back on a plane to Oz (unless ITV change their plans again, which they seem to be doing a lot). Anyway, enjoy the interview! And, as always, if you want to enjoy my very own hardcore videos, plus an exclusive uncensored photoset from Keeley Hazell then click here to visit my website, totallytitmuss.com.
Keeley, thanks for letting me interview you, here we go… When did you first realize, â€œDamn, I’m really hot!â€?
Thats a really tricky question to answer, since if I say a really young age it makes me seem big headed, but boys did start to take notice of me from when about the age of 14.
From your travels, which cities have the best clubs? Could you describe for us some crazy and wild with a touch of lesbian behavior partying experiences?
People like me to say that London has the best clubs but it doesn’t. London clubs have too many photograpers and too many violent men in them. Seriously, there are so many angry young men that get drunk and fight. The best clubs in the world are in Paris. You should really check them out. They are stylish and they don’t let any photographers in and they don’t tolerate any fighting. If anyone starts trouble in a Paris nightclub they get thrown out of the door very quickly! Lesbian stuff? Abi Titmuss, you naughty girl! We’ve all done it! You know it, I know it. I think that all girls are attracted to pretty things, and when sexy girls get together and have a few drinks things can happen.
What’s your favorite alcoholic beverage? Are you more into the foo-foo â€œOh look at the pretty colorsâ€ drink, a martini lover, or straight up vodka on the rocks? What makes you get tipsy and shake your booty on the bar?
What’s the very first thing you notice on a guy when its lust at first sight? Be honest!
His trouser buldge! Hey, you told me to be honest. Its no good getting close to a guy and then finding out he can’t deliver the goods. Size DOES matter. Although you know that don’t you Abi!
What is the smoothest line ever used on you that actually caught your attention? Even if it was the corniest line ever, we want to know! If I were to ask you out to dinner, what would I need to say?
I’d go out for dinner with you any day Abi, but if I guy I never met before came up to me a good line would be something simple like â€œI’d love to take you out for dinnerâ€. Simple and nothing corny.
Using your wisdom, what is the most important flirting skill?
Eyes. They are the most important flirting skill without a doubt.
What is the best way to seduce you?
To be kind and respectful. Too many guys just yell out â€œshow us your titsâ€. Needless to say, that doesn’t work!
Are there any secret special talents that we aren’t aware of?
I can do the flashdance dance perfectly! I used to watch that film over and over when I was younger.
In which direction would you like to see your career go? Are there any projects in the pipeline that make you get goose bumps when you think about the final product?
Films. A lot of glamour girls want to be pop stars but I’d love to be in the movies. I do have a few projects that I have on the go at the moment and it won’t be long before you see me on the big screen if I keep attendind as many auditions as I do! I’d love to be a Bond girl!
The final question and the one that everyone begged me to ask. When will you go nude and how far will you go?
Like all models I’ve done a lot of photoshoots and videos that won’t be released for a long time. Its standard practice for girls to do this as you know. Look at Adele Stephens, she did hardcore years before it was released. So did Linsey Dawn McKenzie. I hope you and all your friends over at Bastardly can take the hint!
Thanks Keeley! I hope you enjoyed it guys, make sure you let me know who you want me to interview next, and in the meantime please click here to check out my official website, totallytitmuss.com to get all of my photos and videos including all my new exclusive hardcore videos, and get the rest of this Keeley Hazel photoset.