Bastardly Hot or Not: Monet Mazur

From the Wikipedia:

Monet Happy Mazur (born April 17, 1976) is an American actress and musician.

Mazur was born in Los Angeles, California; her Jewish American father, Ruby Mazur, is an artist who has also worked in the record industry and at one time was the manager of singer Billy Joel. Her mother is a former model. Mazur has three siblings: Cezanne, Matisse and Miro. Her cousin is Epic Mazur, co-frontman of the Hollywood-based band Crazy Town.

Mazur began modeling and acting in her teens. She has appeared in a number of widely released films in the past several years, including Monster-In-Law and Just Married. She has also appeared in several television shows, including Jack & Jill, Strange World and Party of Five.

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45 comments
Jaymes
Jaymes

Are half of you guys retarded??

She is fucking, unbelievably gorgeous. Who cares what he cup size is.

EmpireBabe
EmpireBabe

She looks like Rachel Bilson... except with blonde hair

Hard Parts
Hard Parts

you have to ask..............I'm typing with my erect member

12InchBob
12InchBob

In Gig Papi's words - "I'd piss in her ass". But instead of urine, I'll inject semen.

Firepenis
Firepenis

How ridiculous is that?!?!? - Their children's first names are the surnames of great painters - Monet, Miro, Matisse and Cezanne!!! They really must be crazy! - This girl has a great pair of legs, everything else is pretty average.

Speed
Speed

Sorry, Anansi, but I call bullshit on your response. Every man has to have standards, that way he can lower them. Given the opportunity, you'd fuck her just to say you did.

Hungwell
Hungwell

I wonder if she smokes more than cigarettes?

Big Papi
Big Papi

She's okay. I'd piss in her ass I guess.

mimi
mimi

shez ok....

she looks good in the first pic

Michael
Michael

She is okey. Funny nose. I agree Anansi she hasnt been blessed with a nice hip to wasit and chest ratio. Few women have the perfect hourglass though.

swoop
swoop

^^^ #26 Sooty -- even more reason to bang her bum till it bleeds humble pie filling.

Sooty
Sooty

I met her once at North (a bar on Sunset ave in LA) and she wasn't very nice at all. I think she had just shot her first commercial and that had completely gone to her head. I've seen her around since then and know she married a Cash Warren type and has since had a baby. She's MILF material now boys and girls and yes all her siblings are named after famous artists as well.

Sophia
Sophia

Harsh face, no boobs.

Not hot.

swoop
swoop

Thanks John for the great jacking material tonight.

Anansi
Anansi

Sorry Speed, I wouldn't jump on her. That is not to say she isn't lovely, any fool can see that she is, but she's way too skinny for my tastes. I love a woman with a beautiful hourglass figure, a fertile Venus........but I guess that's asking too much these days where pencil stick figures are in vogue.

Lucasship1
Lucasship1

Great eyes!! She had me at "You want to F@?!"

What not BLOTD today?

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

She looks like she has some male genes in her... scary.

john
john

she plays allysa milano's lesbian lover in some movie i've never heard of

"kiss the bride"

Speed
Speed

Every guy in here who is not a pillow biter (and one who is...Wiseman), and every carpet-munching woman would jump right on her given the chance.

angelfood
angelfood

It isn't money it is Monet..french...like the artist...I think it is kind of cool...

victoria
victoria

oh wow i just noticed her full name "money happy mazur"... wtf?! parents must hate their kids to give them names like that.

Debbie
Debbie

I find her hot... love pic #2

Dave
Dave

not bad. but -10 points for starring in Torque

Wiseman
Wiseman

The meat would get used and abused.

swoop
swoop

Hot enough to fill her cleft chin with my creampie.

victoria
victoria

big nose, small boobs...she's okay.

nrrvus
nrrvus

I need a kleenex

MrPinchy
MrPinchy

Those are some unfortunate name choices in that family.