The Bastardly Presents: El Alamo Bikini Open, Contestant 1

During our trip to Buenos Aires, Moe and I went several times to the El Alamo Bar over on Uruguay (and Santa Fe) for their weekly Bikini Open. Out of all the girls we saw, Lucia, was my favorite. She’s the only one that I remember the name of. Big ups to Peter and Matt of El Alamo and Jackson of Argentina Private for putting this on.

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David
David

Cute girl but she needs some more ass. It's just there...no curve, like a flapjack.

Debbie
Debbie

Moe- I think this girl is realllly hot!

Moelicious
Moelicious

jenny, the fatass is the dude running the show. he puts on the weekly contest

spoonman
spoonman

Did this contest take place over a couple of days because in pics 4,5, and 6 her nails aren't painted but in the rest of the pics she is sporting French whore red nails?

jenny
jenny

I love pic 7- it's so funny seeing the ugly fatass next to the skinny hottie thinking that she has a chance at all. She probably went home that night to cry.

swoop
swoop

^^ ah, so Moe is the guy that's drooling in the corner.

Moelicious
Moelicious

God damn, I remember this chick being super hot. You guys have no idea.

sole
sole

who's the nasty ass perv who lieks the fat ass on picture 7 hahahahahahahaha

sorry, had to bring it out there

Anon1
Anon1

Sexy, natural looking, I like her.

Wiseman
Wiseman

Buck Nasty.............Your mums a nasty adis infested slut.

swoop
swoop

the 584th weekly bikini open was a classic huh?

But in brazil, they probably have daily bikini opens, 20 times a day.

Rasheed
Rasheed

Not bad, but IMO the girl on page 7 looks way hotter, would be a bummer if those were silicon titties though. But they look real to me. :)

caitie harmful
caitie harmful

She's pretty.

But, I don't like the cowgirl boots.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Jackson is that you in the front row sipping tea with your dick in your hand. Wiseman the best part of you ran down your mothers leg(wooden).

Wiseman
Wiseman

Debbie...............Whats your point? You're probably a ho that cant keep her legs shut.

Wiseman
Wiseman

CurryMaster is a proper window licker. He has the strange habit of sucking on dog dick and licking George Bush' arse.

CurryMaster
CurryMaster

Wiseman is a dumb fucktard

A propah ragpicker, sheep bonker.

I would go all caveman on these sluts.

Debbie
Debbie

how Im not surprised coming from the redneck macho man Wiseman....

Wiseman
Wiseman

yes yes................thats a proper cheap slut. She would get used and abused. Only good for 4 things............

cooking & cleaning

sucking & fucking

BORAT
BORAT

I might even let this woman strap one on and go to edge of forest to do bang bang in anoos.

eyesout
eyesout

So does everyone in Argentina have red eyes?

Professor Reason
Professor Reason

She's nothing special..average greasy looking whore, flat ass sticking it out to make it look bigger, horrible makeup.

MKDC
MKDC

They have a weekly bikini open?! Now i'm jealous.

Sweet Lou
Sweet Lou

I can see why she was you favorite.