Bastardly Lady of the Day – Jocelyn

Jocelyn writes:

My name is Jocelyn….I am seventeen years old but I’ll be legal in december. I’m 100% Brazilian born and raised but since moved to Miami, Florida, with my family. I plan to become a doctor/ Victoria’s Secret model…hahaha it can happen!

Do you like your boobs?

I love my boobs but if they keep growing at the rate they are I’m gonna need a breast reduction by 21 lol

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Hmm wouldn’t that make me an expensive prostitute?

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?

I’ve been told that I resemble Adriana Lima…I think all we have in common is the same eye color but I take it as a huge compliment….anywayz I think I look more like her than that Cristina girl…I never try to be anyone but me.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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95 comments
E.
E.

tits arent that big... some of these pics are really fug (top of page 4- whoa)

Ponch
Ponch

You have too many fridge magnets.

Leni
Leni

Gorgeous, just gorgeous. You will be a knockout in 5 years.

lemon
lemon

She's beautiful, doesn't need any work done. Sheesh, enough with the fake broads.

boom
boom

You know what, you're pretty hot I can actually see the Lima resemblance, which is very very rare lol.

no
no

her mum looks like lindsay lohan. bahahaha

twinky
twinky

i think she is very pretty and the fact that some of you are only commenting on her eyebrows shows that you can't really find another really wrong with her. she can easily get her eyebrows taken care of but i think she likes them the way they are...kimberly is right , thick eyebrows are in

melloe
melloe

frankly, homegirl needs to make friends with some eyebrow wax first. and secondly, those VS models are absolutely skeletal, which this girl isn't. sorry!

JT
JT

Pretty, Yes. VS model??? She appears too short. and would need to lose 40 pounds. But hey. I just echo what the agent will tell her. The agent on the other hand will tell her that in ALOT MEANER terms.

dmz
dmz

i suggest a little brow work... you do have nice eyes :)

trixi
trixi

wiseman, nobody here is a slab of rotten meat but you.

kimberly
kimberly

actually thick eyebrows are in.....we are back tp the 90's baby

D.
D.

wtf is this??? How to catch a predator? get some legal hoes at lest.... 17 or not she needs some serious plucking/wax job.

Franz
Franz

I liked the fact that she took normal photos without makeup, special clothes etc. That was nice. Pretty teenager.

ann
ann

pretty girl, with a gr8 potential, work harder girl, u'll definitely b'cm a supermodel in future..................

JTLG
JTLG

garbage. this one should have been sent straight to trash. or spam. i'm not defending this one like yesterday's. wtf, let be guess. these are your myspace pics right? well fuck you. get the hell out of here. you're not even 18 yet. fix your goddamn eyebrows, and try to be more photogenic without looking like every other uninteresting common teenage bitch myspacer. before long people will agree with me that not having a myspace will make beautiful women more interesting. it's okay to be different. even in goddamn america. that's what pushes hot women over the edge for me. and quit showing your damn "parents bought it for me" camera in your pics. how original. are you sure you're not 15?

Mel
Mel

Amazing eyes! She is pretty!

Tragic Hero
Tragic Hero

2 year age differnece...so eh....if u ever in ny, let me know... i got a proposition for u and your moms on page 4... money is no object, and it'll only take like 3 minutes of yall time...think about it, the both of yall.

Sophia
Sophia

Face is pretty. Fix the eyebrows. Your mom(?) scares me. Body looks decent.

Contact this page when you're actually legal sweetheart.

DD
DD

She seems too young, but pretty

DD
DD

She seems too young, but pretty

Daniel
Daniel

I like her. She is hot.

Daniel
Daniel

I like her. She is hot.

jenny
jenny

agree with almost everyone- in some pics she looks hot, but in some I guess it's just a bad angle of her face... GIANT BOOBS... maybe a little to big? for my taste anyway

Wiseman
Wiseman

Trixi............You must be another ho. I said she would need to have all that done to look like her. I didnt say she should get it done. Read properly you ignorant little slab of rotten meat. Real beauty is the flaws aswell. You're probably just a $2 ho. I doubt you're even worth that much.

Virenda
Virenda

Not offended at all Caliban...

I agree that it is human nature to want to be desired. That being said, when you ask for the kind of attention that is given here, that to me, says low self-esteem.

You've read peoples comments here, right? LOL, cause the things said here, 17 year olds shouldn't be desiring or asking for. I mean really....

To be considered pretty, beautiful or intelligent is great, but the goal for this site is to judge her on whether she is screwable, and if she'd bang some old guy for money.

Daniel
Daniel

Finally ...... a hot BLOTD.

hot hot hot

Matt
Matt

very very very cute!!!!!!!!!!!

trixi
trixi

wiseman, SHUT THE FUCK UP. why dont you get some cheek work and a nose job and then maybe you could actually get a female to look at u instead of hiding behind the computer screen all day. oh yeah, but ud still have the 1/4 cm dick which might cause problems.

give the girl a break shes SEVENTEEN. u guys are borderline pedo if ur gonna make these comments about her. sick stuff

Caliban
Caliban

"She’s 17 and has the need to post her pictures HERE….that pretty much screams low self-esteem."

I don't agree with that 100%. Being 17 is rough, most have low self-esteem, they are supported by their parents, they don't have their independence, she said she lives in Miami so she is only now just driving and can't drink alcohol legally for another 4 years and probably has a lame job (most do at that age). Their future is not set and pressure from peers can be brutal, and look at it this way she didn't get naked or even put on a bikini.

Many people like to be admired by the opposite sex and to hear nice compliments that doesn't automatically mean you have low self-esteem it's just human nature to want to be desired.

I am not so much defending her but trying to pose an alternate point of view, so try not to get offended by my use of your post Virenda :)

To play Devil's Advocate (my favorite position) she could very well NEED the attention of men but we would only be guessing.

Virenda
Virenda

Am I the only one that feels sorry for the girl? She's 17 and has the need to post her pictures HERE....that pretty much screams low self-esteem. As for the boobs? Yeah they're nice. Face? Not so much.

Even if she didn't tell us her age we'd know by her answers. Someone needs to slap some sense into her, cause the way she's going she's not going to make it in medical school. She should just shoot for graduating without getting pregnant.

cISCO
cISCO

Uhh...the face...it's good from far but FAR from good

kiwi
kiwi

If she cleaned up a lil...definitely sexy-pretty, not cute-pretty

uncle tookie
uncle tookie

not happenin...id say brown bag it but there aint even a decent peek at her body

Iceman
Iceman

grumpy badger

You know what your uncle otto’s ass looks like... NEVER MIND DONT ANSWER THAT

grumpy badger
grumpy badger

I wouldnt jerk off to any pic she could post. shes fug!!!!

she looks exactly like those unwashed teenage mexican hookers who hang out at the 7-11 down by the Flying K truckstop.

grumpy badger
grumpy badger

girl your face looks like my uncle otto's ass. dirty and hairy

verbal
verbal

cute. not hot or gorgeous. beautiful eyes & definately jealous of big, natural breastssessess. the top pic on page 3 turns me off more than that bottom one on page 2.

Crimson Klown
Crimson Klown

I wasn't looking at her pics, I just came back to read some of the comments.

elizabeth
elizabeth

Okay well she plans to become a VS which means she plans to work hard at it and or sleep with the person or persons responsible for that decision anyhow for someone....you must like her how many times have you come to look at her photos....are jerking off right now?

Crimson Klown
Crimson Klown

No she didn't say she wanted, she said she plans. Can't you read?!

elizabeth
elizabeth

I just might turn gay for her lmao...she is gorgeous and i agree with age she will only get prettier. btw crimson she said she wanted to be a VS model, big difference from choosing. There is nothing wrong with wanting to become a VS model...it just not up to her. relax b4 you start calling someone dumb

bobo
bobo

pretty, could be beautiful

john
john

yeah i figured

i guess she is getting a list ready

swoop
swoop

^^ because she is a ho.