Alcoholic Lindsay Lohan & Kim Kardashian Going up Against Paris Hilton & Britney

We have two polls for you today…

And, of course…

- Jessica Simpson Should Just Picture Everyone Naked [HollywoodTuna]
- A Scientology Christmas Pageant?! [Dlisted]
- DV presents: Let’s Play…SEX…or…VIDEO GAME?! [Double Viking]
- Britney Spears 25th Birthday Upskirt of the Day [Dunken Stepfather]
- Bastardly favorite Aishwarya Rai in trouble [The Bastardly Society]

- Keanu Reeves, something’s not right [CityRag]
- Renee Zelleger at the “Miss Potter” Premiere [Yeeeah!]
- Scarlett Johannson and Natalie Portman piss off Christina Aguilera [Fatback and Collards]
- Victoria Silvstedt calendar [Horny Oyster]
- Gwyneth Paltrow Hates… I Mean Loves America [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Nicole Kidman’s hair shows she wants to get preggo; Keith out of rehab [Cele|bitchy]
- Keeley Hazell Is Very Satisfying [Popoholic]

- Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman Piss Off Christina Aguilera [Egotastic!]
- Nicole Richie Has Great Friends [IDLYITW]
- Drunk-O-Vision [College Humor]

- And today’s hottie is… [UseMyComputer]
- Mel Gibson is violent [Celebslam]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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21 comments
UnKnOwN CeLebRiTy
UnKnOwN CeLebRiTy

They look like over-cooked sausages stuffed into drinking straws

Marco
Marco

LOL, that wrinkled dress sure looks suspicious. Like somebody fingered Lindsay in the car. Kim?

king biscuit
king biscuit

Undoubtably, a lesbian match up between LL and KK is a winner. But I can't seem to get past the idea of a 3some at the moment though! Ah well.

I see that Lindsay has her wrist bandaged up again...

LZ
LZ

Kim K. needs to pose nude for sure

Wiseman
Wiseman

A couple of sluts. Thats all there is to say.

Boner Lover
Boner Lover

That fat cunt is wearing stripper shoes. Yeah, Linds, ya got fat again. You can't hide fat genes with anorexia you dumb worthless cunting whore.

BankRoll
BankRoll

She said she was promiscuous (ok they all seem to be) but we've all seen the paris hilton sex tape and quite frankly she looks boring in bed. Her giving head is boring as well. I'd say Kim (she has some lips), but from my experiences, I'd say that white girls usually give better head. So we have Brit and Lindsay left. Lin is known as a firecrotch who loves sex therefore I believe that she's had many more partners than Brit. Any respectable firecrotch must give good head. Although in Paris' case, I don't understand.

Michael
Michael

Just curious but what makes you think Lindsey gives the best head?

BankRoll
BankRoll

@ #9: And you're nothing but a fucking ignorant racist queer. Let me guess, your mom and dad are cousins? You're pathetic.

Anyway, Lindsey seems to give the best head out of the 4, and Kim definitly has the best body.

Michael
Michael

@George Wilkins

She's a lot better looking than all the women in the KKK. The klan women are some nasty looking women.

Nuttello
Nuttello

Damn, Kim looks like she'd provide quality cooch/coooter/poon whatever it's called in your part of the country! She's hot!

Michael
Michael

Kim is this new face. We haven't seen much of her before so people are intersting to see who she is. If she stays in the public eye there will be a lot of pics of her and a year from now she'll be overexposed just like her friends. She hangs with Paris so she's probably a whore.

MKDC
MKDC

i like ninjas first point. regardless, they are all still skank ass hos. but kim seems to be the new in girl according to these definitive polls

Pete
Pete

First of all, Paris, Lindsay, Nicole Richie and their friends..Kim Kardashian..etc are all SLUTS. Kim is very sexy though. She's the only one I think is sexy. Lindsay used to be hot, but nowadays she is so tired and rough looking and superskinny. She looks like a former pornstar on coke. There's absolutely nothing sexy about Nicole Richie and Paris is just OK. I can't believe why media focus soooo much on these nontalented chicks. LOL

I'm just waiting for Kim Kardashian to show her pussy in public...or maybe a sextape like her best friend Paris Hilton. That would be NICE.

ninja
ninja

i'd like to see a "synchronized car exiting pussy shot" off all four hos at once.

i gotta go with the awesome skankiliciousness that is lindsay.

even with her garbled up vagina...i'd lick it before i stick it...

BORAT
BORAT

I bet Lindseys dingleberrys taste like fine belgian chocolate.

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

Kim looks fresh in the neightbourhood.

MollyGood
MollyGood

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