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Eva Longoria vs. Mischa Barton – The Bastardly Overrated Matchup

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Aimée
Aimée

Eva Longoria Parker.. is beautiful so what shes small, I'm small its better to be small and cute than tall and lanky .. Shes soo pretty and the fact that she has Latino in her the same as me its cool. Eva all the way =]. The other one is pretty but soo over rated I don't think I've ever really heard of her.

B.
B.

who the fuck are you kyliee!! they r both pretty but we're talking bout the height, so buzz off and mind your own Busineszzz

B.
B.

I hate short people!! Eva is gorgeous but she's just too short! Mischa is pretty and nice height! so shut up about Mischa y'all!!

muahhhh xx

kylie
kylie

This is the funniest site I have ever read. Okay- I'm challenging all those who have deemed either one of these women "ugly" or unattractive to post your own photos here. You're probably all the ugliest fucks I'll ever see. These two are flawless, and you're sad ass losers who, by the way, would never stand a chance with either of them. This will be interesting. If your photos are hot I'll know it's not you. And it doesn't matter if you are hot (but you're not!) anyway because you're all cold miserable bastard with huge insecurities. Wankers!

Ouch
Ouch

All these posts about Eva's height being a factor that makes her ugly... I feel downright horrible because I'm probably her height... Geez, short=ugly to some of you? I completely disagree, and I'm shocked that people actually feel that way. At the same time I feel so shitty right now. Who can help their height? I can't.

jack
jack

eva is too horsey looking. like she's gonna bite us with them big teeth.

Diego88
Diego88

EVA LONGORIA IS AN UGLY BITCH! starting with her being that short... she's 5'2 come on!.. mischa is like 5'8 or 5'9 much more elegant and classy, Eva looks like an ugly maid, while Mischa looks like a european model! Besides whats with her face?? She looks like a horse, well may be a pony... she's not tall enough.

da brutal truth!
da brutal truth!

Never in my recent memory (with the exception of the whole Vin Deisel thing a few years back) have I been beseiged by a more overrated public fixture than eva longoria (she deserves no capitals). They might as well add her to the San Antonio Spurs starting rotation so I'd be able to catch the game once and a while... must I see a reaction shot of this chick after every Spurs basket. Normally I wouldn't encorage someone to kill themselves but...

Her publicist must have been better than adolf hitlers (definently no need for capitals) propaganda team. You're no Salma bitch!

da brutal truth!
da brutal truth!

Never in my recent memory (with the exception of the whole Vin Deisel thing a few years back) have I been beseiged by a more overrated public fixture than eva longoria (she deserves more capitals). They might as well add her to the San Antonio Spurs starting rotation so I'd be able to catch the game once and a while... must I see a rection shot of this chick after every Spurs basket. Normally I wouldn't encorage someone to kill themselves but...

Her publicist must have been better than adolf hitlers (definently no need for capitals) propaganda team. You're no Salma bitch!

missy
missy

I saw Mischa in some coming out story about her being the roommate of a girl who was lesbian and fell for a straight girl. The lesbian, who's psychotic, kills herself when the straight girl goes back to men. Mischa can actually act. She should do some squats though.

Eva is not the prettiest Latin girl.. pit her against Salma Hayek, old Penelope, Rosyln Sanchez... and she's dead last. There are prettier girls of EVERY race walking the streets. Plus, there is no evidence she can act.

EVA.... And I'm glad I can say this without someone thinking I'm a hater, cuz I'm not.. just honest.

bdbdbdbd
bdbdbdbd

I wanna be the meat in that sandwich! Love'em both.

david10006
david10006

mischa is by far the more natural looking and foxy of the two. Eva is not bad, but needs a lot of make up and like a dude said..they could both use some extra pounds.

Ken Phillips
Ken Phillips

I said Eva was more overrated because she is the only one that rates between the two. Mischa is flat, skinny, pale, big ass head, freaky, and so unattractive she can't even hope to one day aspire to be attractive and doesn't rate, therefore again, she cannot be overrated.

Debbie
Debbie

Misha needs to go to gym and work out those legs...

Tripsy
Tripsy

i dont like both of them... Mischa say it with me "TAN" and drop the granny hair look and Eva i dont like her dress at all and she looks to nice so shes got to be fake..

JTLG
JTLG

Wipe off the makeup of the two, and you'll see who's overrated. Personality-wise Longoria should be thrown in a river to drown. Plus who wants to be with a bitch that has to wear makeup 24/7 for you to stand the sight of her. Longoria by a longshot. This about who's most overrated. If you look up the definition of the word, it would help. Barton isn't rated that high(did i miss something), but Longoria is a household name. FOR WHAT. She's naturally fugly. Fugly isn't even a word for her without makeup

Austin
Austin

Eva: pretty but yaks too much, if I was Tony Parker, I would've dumped her and her big mouth right after she started talking about our sex life to the press.

Mischa: pretty but left the only thing that made her famous (besides being the sick girl in 'The 6th Sense") right when she could've used it, way to go.

Greg
Greg

Eva has a face that won't quit and Mischa has a fabulous body. I wouldn't make either of them sleep on the couch.

Adolf
Adolf

I wouldnt take either

butterfly
butterfly

that map is cool on the poll.....lets me know that I'm the only person in my entire state that is bastardly....hmm

vdantev
vdantev

A burnt obnoxious orange vs. a translucent bag of sticks- hmmm decisions, decisions.....

BeerMe
BeerMe

I would need about 8 beers to hit it with Misha. I may need to get Eva 6 beers to have enough goggles for me.

Dan
Dan

I seem to recall seeing pictures of Eva without her usual heavy makeup once and thinking she looked much, much better. I guess I'll take her over Mischa. They could both stand to gain a little weight, though.

snizzlikker
snizzlikker

if you could somehow merge both of their bony-assed bodies, you'd come up with one hot babe. can't say i hate either one since i couldn't care less about them, but neither is all that good looking when put on the salma hayek scale of hotness. just my humble opinion.

Sophia
Sophia

Eva Longoria is good looking, don't get me wrong. But she's not so ridiculously hot as to deserve all the press she gets. She talks a bit too much about how fantastic her sex life is, and people who claim to have so much fabulous sex are usually the most boring in bed.

Mischa Barton, on the other hand, is truly fug.

Jeffy
Jeffy

Mischa is Beautiful!!!

I think she is underrated, given her beauty and sexiness.

king biscuit
king biscuit

They are both hot, and Eva is the more over rated.

fatso
fatso

i think eva is over-rated by everyone. i think mischa is over-rated by women and fashion mags. i've never really heard a bunch of dudes talking about how hot mischa is.

Alex
Alex

Wiseman - I am commenting according to height statistics in the US. That average height for a woman in this country is 5'4" and the average height for a man is 5'9".

Therefore, Eva Longoria is 2 inches below average, or short. And a 6'2" man is 5 inches above average, so tall - very tall, even.

That's how I was looking at it, but I see your point. :-)

Wiseman
Wiseman

Alex....... I meant a 6'2" man. A 6'2" man is not really tall, but he is not cetainly short. Same with a 5'2" woman.

BORAT
BORAT

Eva needs to dump that frumpy basketball player and let me slam dunk on her. Once she goes Kazakstani, she never go back.

JoeDirtBag
JoeDirtBag

I would bang Eva all night and all day, but I'd have to duct tape her yapper shut. As for the other chick, I would toss her out on her ass.

Global Douche
Global Douche

Eva may be one sexy fox and the more beautiful one but she's more overrated.

Alex
Alex

"Calling her a midget is like calling 6'2" a midget."

LMAO! Yeah. It's not like there's a foot difference between the two... OH WAIT!

Wiseass, you make ZERO sense.

The point we're trying to make is that Eva is: short, dwarfish, bony, horse-faced, horribly ugly, average in every conceivable way, and WAY overrated. I've never seen a Mexican girl who didn't look better than her.

Wiseman
Wiseman

Eva a midget????? She's around 5'2" thats not a midget you dumbshit fatty yanks. Calling her a midget is like calling a 6'2" a midget.

Marco
Marco

Why do people hate Mischa? She has nice legs and a nice smile. And she is not some attention whore like Paris or Lindsay. And not a stupid redneck like Britney Spears.

JJ
JJ

Mischa is the one who's overrated. I don't see anything special about that chick. She doesn't do anything for me.

Laporta
Laporta

no way for Eva. Mischa`s the way hotter than her

ferris isringhausen
ferris isringhausen

mischa is fucking hot. anybody here would probably do her. eva really is overrated, though

JJ
JJ

I love short women. Petite women!! 5'2, 5'3...that's a perfect height for a woman.

Eduardo "the Freek"
Eduardo "the Freek"

On page 3 you can see that Mischa has cleaned up her legs a bit, but now she

is getting vericous (sp?) veins. Also...on the front pictures look as though her

knees are a bit rough......Someone has been get in down on their knees a lot

lately.

Eva.....The first picture is incredible, but she is still an overated midget.

pedro_sanchez
pedro_sanchez

eva longira is beautiful =D i love her dark eyes...

Alex
Alex

Eva Longoria - ugly midget who thinks far too much of her overrated self.

Mischa Barton - at least she's over 5'3" and is not constantly complimenting herself.

Eva should die.

JJ
JJ

Eva Longoria is GORGEOUS...that's for sure!!!!!!!!!!