Posts from December 2014

CONFIRMED: Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Both on a Combo of Crack, Meth & Heroin


All the photos come from the DVD release party of “Farce Of The Penguins.”

Wow. The Olsen Monkeys never seem to disappoint…

- Gwen Stefani: Most Fashionable Celebrity Parent? [HollywoodTuna]
– Lunch with Hayden Panettiere [Celebslam]
– Denise Richards And Richie Sambora Going Strong [I’m Not Obsessed]
– BRyan Phillippe’s new girlfriend [Cele|bitchy]
– Harry Potter and his White Horse [Drunken Stepfather]
– Why are their still racist bastards on this board? [The Bastardly Society]

- Famke Janssen is a Sexy Cop [Fatback and Collards]
– The Pete Doherty Video [Dlisted]
– Gene Simmons and Nicolas Cage: Hair Twins [CityRag]
– Japanese weirdness at its finest [Horny Oyster]
– Diora Baird mania! [Double Viking]

- That Jennifer Aniston / Courteney Cox Lesbian Kiss Isn’t Really [Egotastic!]
– Sienna Miller is a Porn Star [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
– Brangelina Moving Into A Haunted Mansion? [A Socialite’s Life]
– Kate Moss is an F-ing Idiot [Yeeeah!]
– We Need More Rachel Nichols [Popoholic]

- More Black Leaders Effing It Up For Black People [MollyGood]
– VIDEO: The Truth About Ronald McDonald [College Humor]
– And today’s hottie is… [UseMyComputer]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Jailbait Alert!! Nicole Vaidisova A Young Ruskie Looking To Dethrone Maria Sharapova

And the Wiki says…

Nicole Vaidišová (born April 23, 1989 in Nürnberg, West Germany) is a Czech female tennis player.

VaidiÅ¡ová is an emerging star in women’s tennis who has been playing since she was six-years-old. She is a student of Nick Bollettieri and is said to consider her serve her biggest weapon. VaidiÅ¡ová is currently ranked #9 in the WTA rankings. On August 9 2006, she moved up in the rankings to #9, becoming the 12th-youngest player in Tour history to crack the Top 10, at 17 years, 3 months, and 2 weeks of age. [Wiki]

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Australian Big Brother’s Krystal Forscutt Does Zoo Magazine

And the Wiki says…

Krystal Forscutt (born July 12, 1986) is a promotional model from Batemans Bay, New South Wales. She entered the house on Day 0 with her mother Karen, who have both had matching breast implants, and they were given the task of keeping their relationship a secret for a week. They successfully passed the task and were immune from nominations the following week. Krystal was subsequently up for eviction in Weeks 3, 4, 6, 10, 11, 12, and 13. In Week 6, Danielle used her Three Point Twist on Krystal, removing her from the eviction line-up, however in that week the public voted her as Under the Radar, and was put up for eviction. While in the house Krystal entered a relationship with Gaelan. Krystal was injured during Day 62’s Friday Night Games. She had to leave the Friday Night Live arena and was treated by a doctor in the Spare Room, receiving nine stitches under her chin. Due to her injuries she was told it was best to sit out for the next Friday Night Live, instead being given Chinese food while she sat out, watching the games from inside the arena. Krystal’s birthday was on July 12, 2006 (Day 81), and she had a Pirate-themed party, revelating around the task they had at the time. She was also given a chocolate fountain. Krystal was evicted in a double eviction (along with Claire) on Day 92, with 34% of the merged vote.
Krystal appeared on the cover of the June Issue of Ralph magazine as well as appearing on the cover of the “The Shed” 3 times. She has secured a 12 month contract with lad’s mag Zoo Weekly where she will write a regular column, feature in TV campaigns and appear on the cover of a late August 2006 issue.[19] Recently, she has also appeared on the November 2006 issue of FHM Magazine. [Wiki]

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Bastardly Lady of the Day – Sideah

Sideah writes:

Hey guys I’m Sideah and I’m a kick ass Canadian. I thought I’d send in some more flava flava for Bastardly and all of the loyal readers to enjoy.

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Well if you have to be cruel and make me choose just ONE… I’d have to go for Angelina Jolie.

Do you like your boobs?
Like? Where did all the enthusiasm dissipate to?.. There’s nothing to just, “like”. Baby this is a pure love-love relationship!

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I’m not sure how to quite go about answering this. I mean come on, prostitution and old age mix together like gin and beer.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Yes, people tend to think I’m a shit mix of Beyonce, Rihanna, and Halle Berry. Sometimes people are cruel and throw in a little bit of FeFe Dobson.

What makes you Bastardly?
I taught your girlfriend that thing you like.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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