Tiiu Kuik – Bastardly Mischa Barton Fashion Crack Victim?

I’m not completely complaining but seriously, what the fuck is she wearing?

From the Wikipedia:

Tiiu Kuik (born March 16, 1987 in Tallinn) is an Estonian supermodel. She has walked the runways for more than 40 designers, including Gucci, Chanel, and Louis Vuitton, among others. She is now representing Covergirl cosmetics.

At the age of 13, Tiiu was at a local food fair in Estonia when the owner of the “TopModel” agency discovered her. Tiiu was quickly sent to Japan for modeling work, and after that, to Italy. Her modeling career has skyrocketed since.

Tiiu’s ethereal face has graced the covers of several high profile fashion magazines, including multiple Vogue covers.

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Hot Lips,
Hot Lips,

Yeah, that lime green banana speedo.

Todd Sayre
Todd Sayre

Didn't I see Borat wearing something like that?

Hot Lips
Hot Lips

BIn Laden, I read every word of that! Wow how long did that ake you to write? I am a strong believer in GOD, and always will be. You are right GOD will cast out all bad people and lukewarm people, HE will take the good people out of this world and into a better place!

fashion bitch
fashion bitch

wow look at previous posts that is not mischa...similar body type but the face is so different!!!!

humpy
humpy

Gee, I'd bury my face in it...

Stewie Griffin: Oh God, why is *that* turning me on?!!

snizzlikker
snizzlikker

i think they originally sent her to japan to star in bukkake films.

Hot Lips
Hot Lips

I just have them, even when I was 14 pounds heavier, they're natural, I guess.

Eduardo "the Freek"
Eduardo "the Freek"

You can call me anything you like....Within the frame work of the name that is.....

-____-

Can I call you Houlihan.....Mash joke....I kid.

Do your hip bones stick out too or do you just have them?

Hot Lips
Hot Lips

Thanks for the compliment Ed, do you mind if I call you Ed? About the hip bones , that's fine if you like them, I have them, that's why joke about them. ^__^

Hot Lips
Hot Lips

Yeah glimmer, you have point.

Eduardo "the Freek"
Eduardo "the Freek"

Hot lips! Great on the unicycle thing.....You got it all the way.

Although...I do have a thing for hip bones, so I'm kind of enjoying this one.....

glimmer
glimmer

hey hot lips !!! :)

yeah i do like them. let the sideshow begin.... :)

i thought one of the reasons we 'needed' celebs was for kooky clothing choices.... :)

Mariah
Mariah

I like it. You need to open up your minds more to edgier side of fashion, it's art !!! don't you know?

anyways, back to planet earth, what the fuck is she wearing?

Hot Lips
Hot Lips

To: glimmer

Really you like the clothes...huh.

Gil
Gil

How fucked up do you have to be to look in the mirror and say to yourself, "My elbow joint is the thickest part of my arm and you can almost make out the exact shape of my hip bone. Damn, I look good."

glimmer
glimmer

i like the clothes... :)

anyway i was thinking seems more a superhero outfit....she's here to save the day.....

Hot Lips
Hot Lips

I the last pic... those hip bones look like they could break though quarters.

Hot Lips
Hot Lips

Looks like she an unfortunate unicycle accident, and her left testical got pushed up inside her body.

damnable
damnable

woo. that's some camel toe, the likes of which has rarely before been immortalized on film.

when's the bastardly "toe to toe" competition going to happen? As in Tiiu and Jessica Biel go "toe to toe". Line 'em up Moe.

MisterMind
MisterMind

That is some monster camel toe. All soft and fluffy.

john
john

where are the clowns and the grizzly bear on a unicycle?

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

The designer must be someone with too much bad taste, those clothes look awful.

king biscuit
king biscuit

Someone has got to be having a laugh there haven't they? Surely!

I can just see it now:

'Hey, I've got an idea...let's stick some old cast offs onto a shredded bikini, and see what rich fools will buy it!'

'Yeah!'