Bastardly Lady of the Day – Arletta

Arletta writes:

My name is Arletta and I’m from Toronto. I read Bastardly aaaaaalllll the time when I’m at work. It’s become an addiction and it makes my job much more entertaining. I’ve been tempted many times to send in some photos for the BLOTD but after reading all the “lovely” comments on the girls that were brave enough to do it, I decided to go the safer route. And this way I get to avoid the $3,000,000 question.

In September, me and some girlfriends travelled to Cuba and went to a beatiful private beach. We thought that it’s not very often we get an opportunity like that so we went ahead and wasted about 3 kodak films on taking pics in our favorite swimsuits. Hope you bastards enjoy them as much as we did…

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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119 comments
Bastard_Dragon
Bastard_Dragon

I want to do things to her, her mother wouldn't approve of.

Tim
Tim

Yuck. She makes Amy Winehouse look good.

Goliano
Goliano

That goes w/o saying.

Leni
Leni

You're kinda hot.

lemon
lemon

There's something really weird about her, not hot...just weird.

Hot Lips,
Hot Lips,

*shrugs* Well, you know people do have different ideas of what's hot and whats not. But I guess narrow minded people wouldn't know that. Anyways, do you know who I am? No you don't so, who are to say what I AM? And you probaly call ohter people fat to draw attention away from yourself. With your delusions of yourself. See I just discoverd your self hatred-you can't stand people who remind you of yourself! It's ashamed that the world is full of insecure chicks that think they are all that, but they're not, and constantly need to be praised and petted. Oh, well. Maybe Arletta is just prettier than you and you can't satnd it. Hmm, just a theory. SO MOOOOOOOOOOOVE along kay? here you hug...^__^ Love ya, bye!

lilly
lilly

hahah the only one who needs a hug is you - with your delusions of hotness in your brian. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOve along fatty.

Hot Lips,
Hot Lips,

Why don't you take your own advice and lighten up? Um, no I'm not fat or have have a drug problem, but thanks for your concern! 1. when I commented on Arletta NOT being fat, I wasn't even taking you under consideration, but you decided to take it upon yourself to comment to me. 2. I wasn't personally attacking you, so what put in your mind that I was? 3. Not everyone is going to have the same opinion, and not every guy is going to like the same thing, sorry to break it to you hun. 4. To my knowledge I'm certain being fat doesn't make you a jolly person, or if you are skinny etc. And yes I am a jolly happy person! Aren't you? AWW do you need a hug? Well, take care now.

lilly
lilly

TO Hot Lips:

You obviously must be a fat girl if you think she's thin and I have curves and hips and I'm thin. Maybe you're use to herione addicts, but there are some of us who take care of ourselves and know what boys like.

So put down the twinkies and hop on the treadmill and lighten up. Are fatties suppose to be jolly?

Hot Lips,
Hot Lips,

TO: Lilly

Sorry to break it to you but most really skinny girls do not have curves, sorry but you either want to be really thin are have a shape. Can't have your cake and eat it too. And I DO THINK this girl is skinny. Jeez, not everyone can be giant with a almost nonexistent body. Besides people have different bulids.

Arletta
Arletta

oh i'm sorry Professor ...i did mean Czech. It must be the fact that i speak 4 languages that's confusing me a bit. I apologize for my spelling mistakes.

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Also, Moe..i'll be emailing you some other pictures of close ups of myself & some friends ...i'll make sure to include some of my C cup gems as well

Jumi
Jumi

What the hell is Chech?

Don't you mean Czech.

lilly
lilly

Arletta

Alright, so here it comes. I just read all your comments and I won’t try to defend myself because it’s whatever floats your boat. People like different types of bodies, skin color and bla bla bla…But let me answer some of ur questions. I’m 5′6″ tall, definitely not jailbait, I’m in my 20’s. No implants - i really like my boobs. They’re my gems, 34C and firm as hell so bra is never a necessity. I come from a mix of european backgrounds polish/chech/portuguese/spanish. Why the dark skin color??? Maybe because I’m on an island where I can’t really avoid the sun and truth be told..I love tanning on the beach. I used to never like my name either but then it grew on me cuz of the fact that it was different. Since I’m not a celebrity, I’m gonna have to stick with what was given to me. Some of these pictures are older because I was sending in photos to “Favorite Bikini Photos” …. not BLOTD and I I didn’t post any with friends because I didn’t want to expose them on some website which I will do anyway but you Bastards are just gonna have to keep it quiet…I think I got some hot friends of various backgrounds and maybe that way you can all get be satisfied. Anyway, thanks for the compliments to those who gave them and I don’t mind criticism either.

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No way you're a C cup - you don't count the side fat when you're measuring yourself.

lilly
lilly

TO: Lilly

You misunderstood me. This girl is thin. So let me clarify what I ment to say. If girls didn’t have curves meaning where the body dips making a hour glass shape, then it would look boy-ish and not girly. Skinny girls can have good shapes, but THIN girls usually have praying mantis bodies, or bodies like a pre teen boy.

She's not thin, I'm thin and I have curves. I'm a D cup too - 5'9 and 120. THAT'S THIN. Aquanetta or whatever her name is ISN'T thin. She's not fat, but thin, she's not.

Arletta
Arletta

Alright, so here it comes. I just read all your comments and I won't try to defend myself because it's whatever floats your boat. People like different types of bodies, skin color and bla bla bla...But let me answer some of ur questions. I'm 5'6" tall, definitely not jailbait, I'm in my 20's. No implants - i really like my boobs. They're my gems, 34C and firm as hell so bra is never a necessity. I come from a mix of european backgrounds polish/chech/portuguese/spanish. Why the dark skin color??? Maybe because I'm on an island where I can't really avoid the sun and truth be told..I love tanning on the beach. I used to never like my name either but then it grew on me cuz of the fact that it was different. Since I'm not a celebrity, I'm gonna have to stick with what was given to me. Some of these pictures are older because I was sending in photos to "Favorite Bikini Photos" .... not BLOTD and I I didn't post any with friends because I didn't want to expose them on some website which I will do anyway but you Bastards are just gonna have to keep it quiet...I think I got some hot friends of various backgrounds and maybe that way you can all get be satisfied. Anyway, thanks for the compliments to those who gave them and I don't mind criticism either.

Hot Lips,
Hot Lips,

Pic. 4 is the best one. She resembles that little blonde girl Pim from Phil of the Future.

senin
senin

Even a bag won't help.

Someone is playing a nasty ass joke on Arletta.

mik
mik

Arletta, the name is probably the worst part of you, or the face!? dunno - anyhow it's not appropriate to spend a supenatural photoshot on cuban beach wearing so much make up and so much fabric: I mean, waddare ya hiding grl?! let's show you as you come, real face and uh-oh somu juicìy piece of skin for contrats checking on skin colour ethnicity. to be canadian is a plus, not a minus! The body is boompy-ok even if not-so-tall-at-all hahaha dunno today what's on my way...

Big Papi
Big Papi

She's still a fucking skank. She'd get a grudge fucking, that may even turn into a hate fuck depending how it goes. I'd humiliate the shit out of her in front of her friends.

jess
jess

yeah thin is positive skinny is negative...but look how much she effed up her body with photoshop in the first picture...no ones waist is above their 3rd rib...sorry...

Hot Lips,
Hot Lips,

Oh, it might be, but you know what I mean right?

fashion bitch
fashion bitch

hot lips - i thought it was the other way around - skinny girls look like preying mantis's and thin girls have more curves.

Hot Lips,
Hot Lips,

TO: Lilly

You misunderstood me. This girl is thin. So let me clarify what I ment to say. If girls didn't have curves meaning where the body dips making a hour glass shape, then it would look boy-ish and not girly. Skinny girls can have good shapes, but THIN girls usually have praying mantis bodies, or bodies like a pre teen boy.

Summer
Summer

Baaaaaaad, bad eyebrows....cute bum and great hair though

k-b
k-b

Say what you will about this girl, one thing is for sure; she has definately prompted a lot of discussion!

lilly
lilly

RE: Okay I’m peicing this all together now, Tall Brunette, with althletic body. Hmm, you have good taste.

Why do some people think this girl is fat? It is called an hour glass figure if girls didn’t have them ( some don’t) we’d have bodies like a ten year old boy

(EW) And there is a use for wider hips it’s so it’s more comfortable to carry a baby. Arletta isn’t fat anyways.

Hey Hot Lips, you can be THIN and skinny and still have an hour glass. I see it when I look in the mirror.

lilly
lilly

Umm with the amount of bad airbrushing done on her, why did you publish them in the first place? Obviously there's something wrong with her face is there is no close up. I know there are girls a thousand times better looking than me - but he's the thing, I don't have false delusions of grandure like our friend, Arletta has.

She's stumpy(stalky); granted, she has a good ass. But that nappy ass 'do of her's needs to go and she needs implants.

dd
dd

Oh, Jesus. Can we stop with the poses already, please?

Her look keeps crossing between Chelsea Clinton and someone mentioned Scary Spice. Credit for not having cellulite, but Photoshop can work a charm so who knows.

idl3mind
idl3mind

short and thick. very nice

jess
jess

HOW DID YOU GUYS MISS ALL THE AIRBRUSHING?!

holy shit shes taken twenty lbs off herself in most of the pictures! it was the first thing i noticed!

Hot Lips,
Hot Lips,

Okay I'm peicing this all together now, Tall Brunette, with althletic body. Hmm, you have good taste.

Why do some people think this girl is fat? It is called an hour glass figure if girls didn't have them ( some don't) we'd have bodies like a ten year old boy

(EW) And there is a use for wider hips it's so it's more comfortable to carry a baby. Arletta isn't fat anyways.

Synon
Synon

Yes, Double Yes & Yes

Hot Lips,
Hot Lips,

Blondes? Brunettes? Red Heads?

Synon
Synon

that could work

Synon
Synon

not too tall -that can be intimidating

Synon
Synon

I like girls that are above elbow height for starters

Hot Lips,
Hot Lips,

Hello, you're up early. So what kind of girls do you like?

BankRoll
BankRoll

Arletta, baby, all I gotta say is, I live in Toronto too (well actually in Vaughan, 2 seconds away from Vaughan Mills Mall), r u single? lol.

Big Papi
Big Papi

...and who the fuck vacations in nasty ass Cuba? You can't even catch a US flight there. Without Gitmo and the tobacco fields there, that entire island is useless.

Big Papi
Big Papi

Looks like another high maintenance, yet average looking slut to me. Looks in the mirror at least a dozen times a day.

The face is busted, big forehead, she shows off her ass like it's the greatest thing in the world but it's no different than any other chicks with a similar figure. The thunder thighs aren't flattering with her shape. And any chick can have tits if you push them up high enough....

I'd fuck it if there was nothing better to do, but that's about it. I sure as fuck wouldn't be sending drinks to her table all night.

Hot Lips,
Hot Lips,

You must like really really skinny girls then.