Marilyn Manson’s Penis Goes on Attack Mode; Rachel Evan Woods Falls Victim

The sources say his relationship with the Thirteen actress was a factor in the Dec. 29 divorce filing by Dita Von Teese, 34, Manson’s wife of one year.

“Dita is heartbroken, she didn’t see this coming,” says a source close to the burlesque dancer and MAC cosmetics model. “His partying contributed to the split as well.”

Manson, 38, and Wood have been friends for some time. According to his official Web site, Manson first met Wood when he asked her to be in his upcoming horror film, Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll.

In addition, she posed for a watercolor that he painted, and attended the opening of his new Hollywood art gallery, the Celebritarian Corporation Gallery of Fine Art, last Halloween. [People Mag]

I know I make some wild claims at times, but I’m gonna go out on a limb & say that Marilyn Manson had some crazy watercolor-painting-session sex w/ Rachel. Why else would do a dude like Marilyn Manson literally HANDPICK a chick who he wants to personally paint for his own art gallery?! If anything, it’s pure genius & a truly bastardly thing to do when you’re supposedly happily married.

The Bastardly Conclusion
Rachel Evan Woods is now officially on the special list of women who can’t be touch w/ a functional penis simply because Marilyn Manson has tainted her body & soul. Now, let’s take a second to vomit into our office trashcans.

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44 comments
Gemma & Joanna
Gemma & Joanna

does mailyn manson have a penis or vagina?

or neither?

we heard he has neither, so can someone help .... please.

'cause he is our idol & we look up to him.

and we're kinda' confused. HELP.

hyahaha
hyahaha

marilyn manson haters can go fuck there mothers mm rules and u faggets suck

rohanpogi
rohanpogi

why him???evan!!why marilyn manson?? he's like 20 years older!!the guy is a satanist!! WTF!!??!!

manson gurl
manson gurl

i am jealous and i liked dita better she had class whereas evan THINKS she does but,well........kinda not

Alice Creepy
Alice Creepy

Marilyn Manson's too pretty for Evan xD Rose and Dita are fucking gorgeous and Missi, whom i'm sure none of you have heard of unless you read his book, was stunning as well. I do love Evan though, she's a great actress.

AssTitsPussy
AssTitsPussy

She's a pretty girl but she's got no tits or ass

DARREN
DARREN

EVAN RACHEL WOOD: CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

Obssesed with MM
Obssesed with MM

Also gia i totally don't have the erge to fuck him.........unless he was interested

Obssesed with MM
Obssesed with MM

Hey, Gia you're friend actually fund ne of his condoms and tried to get pregnant off of it? How do you do that? anyway she sounds cool but that's gonna suck for Marilyn in the long run 9 months later.

Obssesed with MM
Obssesed with MM

oh yeah Mark Lelebrecht/#32, if ur gonna talk about a women's reproductive organ/vagina, please don't use the C-word

Obssesed with MM
Obssesed with MM

Honestly, I think you guys are all jealous because she has him and you don't. if u guys actually read the stuff that you wrote, u would all feel so bad. you guys say all these stupid mean things about her. To me she is really beautifal and a great actress.( my favorite movie that she was in was "Running With Scissors". -She was so cool- anyway, who cares if they had actuall sex in that music video? Big wup. No effence but you guys are so mean. And one more thing, who give a shit about how old they are? So he's 38, and she's 19-20, she's still legally aloud to go out with him, and they're so in love with each other. I've never had a bad thing to say about her, him, or their relationship.---------------Awe now I feel all bad for writing this stuff but it's still true.

marshall
marshall

i didn't know that mm had a ____________________ . I thought he was a alien from space...

carly
carly

i love marilyn manson!! he is so sexy!

Chompers
Chompers

Nah nah nah, if you look closely in the first photo she already had an acne beard. she Just didn't cover them up as well in the second photo. All of her photos show her acne beard.

Char
Char

more like PRE CRACK POST CRACK . . lmao

I much prefer dita, she was lovely and didnt deserve what happened.

Marilyn Mansons bitch
Marilyn Mansons bitch

because, Gia, He is a sexy motherfucker.

to Hell with evan.

Brian iz god.

He doesnt need to be wasting His time with some dita double.

plus,

SHE IS UGLYYYYY!

He is SEXYYYY!

see the difference?

:/ i hate her.

Gia
Gia

I think Dita was way hotter. And until this story hit I had no idea who this chick was, nor do I still care today. Although the two do look a bit similar...

I don't get the obsession with banging MM... I knew a girl who found one of his condoms backstage at a concert and she tried to get pregnant off of it... Yeah still don't get it.

PoponarJegos
PoponarJegos

This is kinda like Brad pitt morphing into the women he dates. I guess MM has the power to change these women into his gothic sexual freaks. MM reminds me of my ex-bf.

james
james

orange armpit page 5

Vio
Vio

She has really cute toes.

Too bad about the acne.

Truthy
Truthy

Dita meets Manson while he is still with Rose..Manson leaves Rose for Dita after denying they are more than "just friends".

Manson meets Evan while he is still with Rose and cheats on her while denying that he and Evan are more than "just friends".

Am I the only one who sees a pattern here?

BTW Dita is a natural blonde so this Evan is just Dita 15 years ago.

You can say Dita used him as a stepping stone or whatever, it may or may not be true. Hardly a novelty in Hollywood these days. I'm sure he used his marriage to her to get publicity in the chic fashion artsy world (think Vogue)he wants to be a part of-- and his relationship with her to steal inspiration from her soft porn fetish world for his tapped out imagination to exploit. He may think he's Salvador Dali, but he's behaving like a junked out has-been. Now he is dating a 20 year old and taking drugs with her and Lindsey Lohan. He is now in with the "in" crowd of Hollywood junkie teenyboppers. What a rebel. What's next? Making a baby with Britney Spears?

brian
brian

Are you nuts the 40 year old with the saggy tits is Jennifer Aniston. I saw her too

lepskin
lepskin

i agree...a blonde Dita

gia
gia

i think she is a gorgeous girl when she looks more casual & with less makeup. rockstars always get all the hot chicks no matter how ugly or messed up they may be.

Hot Lips,
Hot Lips,

I don't know about anyone else, but she looks Jennifer Aniston, if Jennifer Aniston got some work done. I dunno. Am I the only one who sees it?

Wiseman
Wiseman

^^^^ Very funny gay boy. Anyway Marilyn Manson clearly understands the phrase.......BANG DA PUSSY.

Wiseman
Wiseman

I wonder how my face will look like post Marylin Manson sex. Yes yes yes...

Wiseman
Wiseman

Yea this is my favorite post so far. Marylin Manson PENIS. Yes yes. The word itself wets my lips. Yes yes.

king biscuit
king biscuit

'Why are all the woman associated with Manson so pale?'' Wild supposition: Maybe he has some sort of quasi goth necro thing going on?

Or maybe it's just a coincidence.

yasmeen
yasmeen

This girl is a wonderful actress and has a real talent! She is really terrific in the movie Down in the Valley. She is just heartbreaking in some scenes. I don't think that her personal life is our business, really. We don't know either one of them. MM seems really scary, but who knows? There is a really great Vogue shoot with Dita and MM. He has a sense of style. I really love Dita Von Teese, too, so its too bad. She really inspires me with her corsets and things! I remember reading somewhere that they had an open marriage, so...who knows what happened? Let's be nicer!

david10006
david10006

by far the best and he hottest he had was rose mcgowan. all down hill after that..

Virenda
Virenda

I too second the fact that she looks like a blond Dita. I myself think Dita is hotter, but whatever.

I have NO IDEA why any sane woman would want to have sex with MM.

His penis is all kinds of wrong.

If only him, Paris, and Britney could get together on a deserted island. Maybe they can take Colin and Tara with them as well...

bn
bn

the poor star struck thing wants to be like dita so badly. she looks just like a blond, teenage version of her.

jess
jess

wow...how ugly does she look next to that picture of kate beckinsale....and her foot looks all weird too...

Nick
Nick

Jenna was hot before MM (and the tats). Pass.

glimmer
glimmer

ok just give us the entire mm has 'tainted' list...

and instead of vomiting i'm entertained/smiling. let the sideshow..well keep rolling... :)

redLips
redLips

MM had Jenna Jameson, pass

Nick
Nick

MM had her. Pass.

caitie harmful
caitie harmful

Hey does anyone else notice that Evan Rachel Wood looks kinda like... A BLONDE DITA VON TEESE????!

Big Papi
Big Papi

Did Marilyn Manson bang her? There goes another one.....

Donna
Donna

Why are all the woman associated with Manson so pale? Does he have a "lack of sun" fetish or something?