Bastardly Jailbait Warning: Miley Cyrus @ the 33rd Annual People’s Choice Awards

D.O.B. 11/23/92

From the Wikipedia:

Miley Cyrus (born Destiny Hope Cyrus on November 23, 1992 in Franklin, Tennessee) is an American actress and singer. She is best known for starring as Miley Stewart / Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel Original Series, Hannah Montana.

Cyrus is good friends with fellow Hannah Montana co-stars Emily Osment and Mitchel Musso, often texting and conference calling each other during busy days.

Cyrus performed as Hannah Montana at the Walt Disney Christmas Parade on December 25, 2006, singing “Rockin Around the Christmas Tree.”

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bitchplease=/
bitchplease=/

Uglllllllllyyyyyyyyyy!?

Fosho.

She is not chill.!

At all.!

No.!

No.!

Eeeeeew!

She can't sing.!

bitchplease=/
bitchplease=/

Ohh and Another thing the only reason she is famous is because her dad.!

She has a horse voice.! my cheez it buddy hates her. too.!

bitchplease=/
bitchplease=/

Ewwwww.

Hell No.!

I like her show. but not her in it. she sucks at singing and she is an ugly hillbilly.

And her dad Billy Gay virus. uhhh how did he get that milf. now I see his genes ruined his kiddds.!

Dr. Pugsly Eskobar Esq.
Dr. Pugsly Eskobar Esq.

Regarding The Naive Comments But Specifically Comment 51 From Krystal.

Honey Child, Just Because Your Young As All Get Out, Doesn't Mean Every One On Here Is.

1. Anything Can Happen, Things Have Changed. Famous Girls Have Groupies Too Now, And They Sleep Around Just Like The Guys Do.

Ten Bucks Says Miley Can't Get Enough Of Screwing Around With Her Boy Groupies.

2. Like What??? Making Her Dad Cry By Screwing Around With All his Friends???

3. What The Hell Does That Mean??? Does "Pure Christian" Mean She Only Gives Hand Jobs & Head???

Do You Know That Less Than Twelve Percent Of Americans Are Virgins After The Age Of Twenty? And What Percentage Of Them Do You Think Are "Pure Christians?"

Also, Scores Of Studies have Shown That Teenagers That Take A Vow To Abstain From Sex Until Marriage For Religious Reasons Have Much, Much Higher Instances Of Premarital Sex Than Those That Take No Such Vow.

Besides What The Hell Is A "Pure Christian" Anyway?

You Probably Consider Yourself A "Pure Christian" Don't You?

Just Like Rev. Fred Phelps From Kansas City?

You Can Take Your "Pure Christian" Values Straight To Hell.

4. We May Have Sick Minds, But At Least We're Not Flippin' Stupid And Naive As Hell.

The Naive Part You Demonstrate Perfectly By The Ideas You Vomit Onto This B.B.S.

The Stupid Part Is Painfully Obvious...

The Posting Software On This B.B.S. Has Spell Check Built In, But You Still Fail Miserably At Spelling Simple Words. You Are Proof That America Is Doomed Because Its Youth Is Almost Too Stupid To Breathe And Couldn't Gain One Iota Of Intelligence If Their Lives Depended On It!!!!!!!!!

Lastly,You Support Miley???

You Support The Societal Creation Of Mindless Consumers By Fish Mongering Corporate Entities Such As Disney, Among A Vast Number Of Others. Didn't You Hear About The Crazy Mountain Of B.S. Miley & Disney Created With The Concerts? Eighteen Hundred Dollar Tickets, Kids Screaming About How Much They Hate Their Parents And Wish They Would Die Because Mommy & Daddy Can't Afford Tickets To The Show, And Other Parents That Skipped Mortgage Payments (In This Economic Climate) So They Could Buy The Tickets. Now, I Know Your Young And Don't Understand Adult Obligations & Responsibilities, So I'll Spell It Out For You. A Mortgage Payment Is What Your Parents Have To Pay Each And Every Month So That The Bank Doesn't Kick Your Family Out Of Your Home. So You Essentially Support Miley. Which In Turn, Means You Support The Atmosphere Disney Has Used Her To Create, An Atmosphere That Is Okay With The Idea Of A Family Becoming Homeless So That The Kids Can "Enjoy" The Fleeting & Forgettable Experience Of, And This Is A Very Liberal Estimate, A Ninety Minute Concert That Consists Of The Sub-par So-called "Music" Force Fed To The Pimps And Consumer Whores That Corporations, Such As Disney Have Created.

In My Opinion, You And Your Generation, While Perhaps Not Personally Responsible For The Decline Of Civilization, Are Sure As Hell Having A Hand In It, All The While Complacently Holding Hands And Smiling At The Nazis, That Are Corporate America, Leading You Down The Primrose Path Straight To The Ninth Level Of Hell.

Come On Kids Wake Up And Smell The Shit Sandwiches You're Eating. You Have Convinced Yourselves With The Help Of A Misguided Society That The Sandwiches Taste

Delicious. NO!!!!!!!!! It Tastes Like Shit, Because That's What It Is, And That's Not Pixie Dust In The Air It's A Cloud Of Flies Brought On By The Smell!!!!!!

Spit Out That Crap, Push Yourself Away From The Table And Stand up For Yourself!!!!!!

Demand A Better Education! Demand That Your Voice Be Heard! Let Them Know Loud & Clear That You Are The Future Of The World, And That With Some Help & A Whole Hell Of A Lot Of Hope, That Doesn't Have To Be A Bad Thing.

Restore The Cynics Hope For Humanity!

But, Don't Fall For The Indoctrination That Is Spoon Fed To You About One Person Being Able To Make A Difference, That Is A Load Of Hog Wash Just Said To Distract You From Realizing That Your Ideas Will Be Much More Powerful If Other People Share Your Them, And You All Act Together.

Well, I'll Get Off My Soapbox Now.

Confidential To All My Fellow Cynics; I Doubt My Ranting & Raving Will Make One Tiny Bit Of Difference, But It Feels Goo To Get It Off My Chest.

Dr. Pugsly Eskobar Esq.
Dr. Pugsly Eskobar Esq.

I'd Nail Miley To The Wall And Split Her In Half.

And Plus She Just Turned 15 No More Thane A Month Ago.

And I'm Only A Little Over A Decade Older Than Her.

And In My Defense... I'm Clinically Not A Pedophile.

A Pedophile According To The Clinical Definition Is An

Adult That Is Sexually Attracted To Prepubescent

Child, So If She Has Tits And Smokin' Hot Lady's Body

Like Billy Ray's Daughter It's O.k. To Fantasize About

Her And Not Be A Completely Sick Son Of A Bitch. I'm

Only Partially A Sick Son Of A Bitch.

Oh Yeah I Almost Forgot; I Was The One Who Got Britney Spears'

Little Sis Pregnant. I Know It Was A Bad Thing To Do, And I Feel

Horrible About It, Her Being Trailer Trash And All, But I Was

Really Drunk And I Thought I Was Banging A Chick With Class,

And Not Some Inbreeder With A Strangely Inter-connected Family Tree.

janine
janine

you look really nice bye

janine
janine

hey mily u rockkkkkkkkkk

Krystal
Krystal

come on!! leave her alone...she's our age...and she's just a kid...and plus...those of you who are "DAYDREAMIN"

1. never gonna happen'

2. she has better things to do than be with you

3. she's a pure christian...

4. you all have sick minds

JUST GET ON WITH YOUR LIFES AND STOP PICKIN ON FAMOUS STARS JUST TO GET OVER HOW RETARDED YOUR LIFE IS....I FULLY SUPPORT MILEY!!!

Miley
Miley

Why do you guys make fun of me? Ughh.

d3ath d3al3r
d3ath d3al3r

omg i am 14 and i would fuck the shit outta Miley and maybe that other girl.....i think that miley is really hot.....

not gonna say
not gonna say

all of you are sick sick Pedophiles she's only 14 come on leave her alone sicko's

hobbit
hobbit

shez cute

buh I HATE HUR POSES!

mileysmiles
mileysmiles

dont i look fly in my beutiful suede dress ya'll

barbie
barbie

pretty fuckin ugly but she aint that bad

woebabii
woebabii

please stop talking mean about her...

woebabii
woebabii

miley is pretty and all but what the heck is she wearing??!!

kinda provocative i would think..that just my opinion,, no offense....

Justin
Justin

FUCK YOU ALL!!! HE'S A KID!!! LEAVE HER ALONE! BESIDES,SHE PROBALY MAKES MORE MONEY THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED!!!!

TT
TT

God I would rape the shit out of that girl if I was her dad

barbie
barbie

you are all sick and her show is pretty shit 14 year olds are looking 5 years older now what is going on in this world today

Miley
Miley

you are reallyy mean that is my mother and don't even go there

alex
alex

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alex
alex

US ADRA DYABF CODN SJZYA

Prince P. Charming
Prince P. Charming

I cant beleive you guys would say that about this beutiful girl you should be ashamed of what of you are saying and i can relate since i am also in a band and i beleive in teenage stardom so for all i can say you guys are fagets and while i am banging hot chicks in spring break you will probably with your moms and i just turned 15 you scrodum lickers.

Bam
Bam

WTF??! She looks 12!! Jesus Christ, you know the standard of beauty is FUCKED UP when you look at that body and think it belongs to an adult. Fucking pedophiles. That girl hasn’t even finished puberty. Fucking sick ass pedophiles who think that small tits and no hips are what make a “woman” attractive.

jack
jack

r u a

A cup (Small)

B cup (Average)

C cup (Big. Handful)

D cup (Sizable. Big. More than a handful)

E cup+ (Very big)

also r u

No Bra

Training Bra

32a

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44dd

Not 10 years old yet

do u hav msn

tlk to me no msn monkeyjack999@hotmail.com

Howie
Howie

If you want to see the babes of tomorrow (Cyrus, Hudgens and a bunch of others), Disney is the place. The trick will be to keep them from turning into coked-out whores like ... well, you know who they are.

belgradar
belgradar

send her to BC canada she'd be legal here

Skankster
Skankster

If she's a virgin I have a 12 inch cock.

brian
brian

Oh my gosh I babysit between 10 to 15 year olds and all of them find her the most beautiful. vanessa anne hudgens is invisible Im sorry but she is. White power is so beautiful . I actually always ask about Vanessa and they dont even know who she is.

Don't_Touch
Don't_Touch

HOLT SHIT - Can I be Arrested by the thought police

shit
shit

that blond is her mom and i hope she kicks your pedo ass!

NYCgirl
NYCgirl

people, she's a kid....

snizzlikker
snizzlikker

i feel dirty after looking at those pics. i have skid marks in my underwear older than her.

Y2K
Y2K

who is she??, and yes she is not cute, got the snaggle tooth funny looking mouth thing going on there, she is on the homely side, certainly not TV babe material.

Big Papi
Big Papi

She'll probably have a mullet and be on PAX TV by the time she's 18....

Hot Lips,
Hot Lips,

Or she'll probaly get a record deal from her gay little TV show, like Hilary Duff did. And try to keep her little "teen-y" fan base going as long as she can.

caitie harmful
caitie harmful

Wow.

I agree with the first poster.

She is way too tarted up.

Habib
Habib

Suk dik you infidels. I will slice up all you gay ass holes like the putrid scum you are.

terry
terry

well done with the cut and paste shit for brains

whats with the foreskin obsession?

did you have yours chopped of and then develop a jealous for hooded knights or rather a craving for them?

Wiseman
Wiseman

Hitler's ex SLLLUUUUUUT................You should have kept your legs shut you stupid retarded SLLLUUUUUUUUUT! Fucking nasty Nazi loving piece of Jewbag shit. You must have enjoyed smoking on Hitlers baby foreskin.

Wiseman
Wiseman

Hey Terry............Yes we all know YOU are a baby dicked foreskin cleaning paedo.

terry
terry

we know you would Wiseman,

you are a baby dicked KIDDY FIDDLING bastard afterall

Wiseman
Wiseman

This place is getting proper gay these days. Anyway back to the slab of meat in the pictures.................i'd BANG DA PUNANI!