Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
There are several…first Angelina of course..who doesn’t?! then my secret lil crush…LaLohan..i dont knwo what it is about her…maybe it’s her firecrotch..
Do you like your boobs?
I LOVE my boobs. They’re the epicenter of my existence. Two pure lumps of heavenly joy. After all I see boobies galore being a Scores cocktail waitress and all.. (heehee!)
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
..it’s just sex right? lol throw in a tub filled with guacamole, and we’ll call it a day..
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (â€¦to try get in your pants)?
Most guys do the obligatory ‘hissssssssss’… or ‘yo ma, you looking damn fine, lemme get a piece o’ dat ass’..
ugh if i had a super tronic ray gun to obliterate those little men to pieces!! heehee!!!! mwa ha ha ha ha!!!
What makes you Bastardly?
I’m a crazy chick who enjoys being the comedic relief in anyone’s boring ass day. I’m awesome and deserve the right to be BASTARDLY LADY OF THE DAY!!! (in a psuedo-superhuman/hero voice with reverb…)
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