Bastardly Lady of the Day – Cina

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?

There are several…first Angelina of course..who doesn’t?! then my secret lil crush…LaLohan..i dont knwo what it is about her…maybe it’s her firecrotch..

Do you like your boobs?
I LOVE my boobs. They’re the epicenter of my existence. Two pure lumps of heavenly joy. After all I see boobies galore being a Scores cocktail waitress and all.. (heehee!)

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
..it’s just sex right? lol throw in a tub filled with guacamole, and we’ll call it a day..

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?

Most guys do the obligatory ‘hissssssssss’… or ‘yo ma, you looking damn fine, lemme get a piece o’ dat ass’..
ugh if i had a super tronic ray gun to obliterate those little men to pieces!! heehee!!!! mwa ha ha ha ha!!!

What makes you Bastardly?

I’m a crazy chick who enjoys being the comedic relief in anyone’s boring ass day. I’m awesome and deserve the right to be BASTARDLY LADY OF THE DAY!!! (in a psuedo-superhuman/hero voice with reverb…)

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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ko
ko

shemale alert

lemon
lemon

Ok well. Beautiful girl, body and face, but your attitude is SHIT and so are those cheap clothes. Nasty. Oh and the last pic is scary as hell. Get some class, you're worth much more than what you are trying to be.

Cina
Cina

i have to say, reading most of these comments, really tells a lot, a lot about stalkers on myspace and how they use your pictures. Really Disgusting. Seriously. I'm not what anyone on here is saying, and i'm def not the one who sent in these pictures. Goodnight and Goodbye!

-The REAL Cina-

Chiara
Chiara

I like you. Your face is beautiful, your body is perfect and your attitude is sexy - go gir!

Adam
Adam

How can anyone find her/them hot? I'm honestly surprised!

There are two girls and they are friends on myspace!

Great bodies but the faces.. trannies

Hot Lips,
Hot Lips,

Oh man can't believe I missed this. 7.5/10 That's fair enough.

Joslin
Joslin

WOW! dude, I don't care what the haters say--this is a very good looking woman with a very good looking body. One of the most beautiful ladies of the day.

weez
weez

hot body...

mik
mik

yeah, you're cute can't say ypu aren't. alltought you're smart at all. and pretty boring too. you and your friend's dressing code is disgusting. picture with cops are pure puking material. so, next please!

Ceenitall
Ceenitall

Love love love the pictures in the john. Get used to it honey, that is where you will be spending most of your life. UCK!

Some Guy
Some Guy

Oddly enough, I have no reaction. I don't think she's ugly (looks-wise; personality-wise is a whole different story), but I don't find her attractive, either.

Goliano
Goliano

I'll take the sista in the jean/lace shorts on page 8.

Alex
Alex

Wow, that is one UGLY face! Her body is good, but she has the face of a 30-year-old MAN! Jeez Louise, I almost shat myself!

Paper-bag-alert!

Eduardo "the Freek"
Eduardo "the Freek"

Jenny Read my earlier entry....I dare not mention her name again or the universe will collapse.

jenny
jenny

Do you remember that girl that someone sent a bunch of pics in of, and we all made fun of her, and she came on here and was all, "It wasn't me!"... she's on this girl's top 8, if you go to her myspace (www.myspace.com/sexxiemama), and that other girl was sicilian barbie.

jenny
jenny

I tried to hate her, but I just couldn't. In any normal situation I'd have a string of insults ready. But there are a couple things about her that are kind of attractive (at least to me): 1) She's not fat. She is not disillusioned about her hotness level or body. 2) She sounds funny, I kind of like her answers even though, yes, they are skank ho answers. 3) It doesn't sound like she spent too much time agonizing over pictures and answers. So fuck it all, I like her. It doesn't help that she has one of the most banging bodies I've ever seen.

harri
harri

(I meant to say having 14000 friends to give you compliments wasn't enough, so you turned to here... whoops.)

harri
harri

One of two things definitely happened here...

1) One of her 14000 myspace 'friends' put her photos on here in a sad attempt to imitate her, or in a (deserved) attempt to shame her, knowing how harsh us at the bastardly community are...

or...

2) She actually put her own photos on here. Which is even more sad, as clearly having 14000 'friends' to comment on your slutty pictures and give you compliments that, for some reason, you need to hear.

Whoever sent them in, their answers make them sound fucking annoying.

There seems to be no middle ground here between complete idiots and smug little bitches... all of which seem to think they're god's gifts... ah well.

Sophia
Sophia

By the way, which Scores do you work at? West side or East side New York? I prefer West Side.

Please don't tell me it's one of the non-New York clubs!

Sophia
Sophia

*sighs* That damn pouty face!

You wear too much makeup... And the posing in the pics is much too forced... And your clothes are skanky.

That being said, you're pretty with a nice body.

Jgirl
Jgirl

Well she obviously sent in enough pictures to let everyone know she's completely obsessed with herself. I was going to compliment her on her eyes, but then I realized they were fake.

gia
gia

her body is hot, but her face is completely average. its refreshing that the men here have noticed her face & not just the long hair & sexy body. dont be fooled.

Dan
Dan

Great body, face looks great in some pics, bad in others. The crazy camera angles make me dizzy. You seem like you'd be pretty hot in person, but your incredibly wild personality frightens my penis.

snizzlikker
snizzlikker

i think i picked her up walking the stroll on fremont street the other night. not bad for 20 bucks.

Dana
Dana

Fake looking skank, although her body's very nice. Her personality and posing make me want to give her a good kick in the face though.

doubletrouble
doubletrouble

well you were lookin slightly ok until pic 8................then i realised you're a MIDGET!!

i never even knew midgets could be trannies (but hey you learn something new everyday!)

you try too hard, have a shallow personality, wear trashy makeup and cheap whore clothes to show off a nasty body accompanied by a disease infested hole of death and a meaningless life of drinkin, fuckin and appts at the abortion clinic.

so............yea.... hot (???) o.O

hobo
hobo

"pseudo-hot":

Buttaface, high maintenance, attention whore & try-hard. I suspect these might calm down as she matures, so all is not lost.

john
john

ugly & slutty.

caitie harmful
caitie harmful

Yeah, you touched a nerve...you brought back a flashback of that horror.

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

Nice body, ugly face, obnoxious answers that make her look like a brat. Well, nothing a brownbag can't fix.

DocEDC
DocEDC

Last train to tranny-ville. Holy crap. I never understood why trannies can manage some hot bodies, but never the face... never.

bob
bob

a hottie god i wold so rape her first i would make her trust me then grab her ass one time pull her fucking pants down and then lick her pussy

María
María

I think the question for this one should be: Did you love your boobs BEFORE the surgery??? She's be perfect for my roomate, he's always doing those anoying, stupid voices...

caitie harmful
caitie harmful

EDUARDO....NEVER MENTION THAT CUMDUMPSTER AGAIN!!!

Young Nambulous
Young Nambulous

Let's see - her photos show that she spends a lot of time in Vegas and hotel rooms. She admits that she'd have sex with grampa for money. What's that spell! H O O K E R ! Hooray. Three Mil? No way this one could be yours for for three or four black tokes.

Young Nambulous
Young Nambulous

Let's see - her photos show that she spends a lot of time in Vegas and hotel rooms. She admits that she'd have sex with grampa for money. What's that spell! H O O K E R ! Hooray. Three Mil? No way this one could be yours for for three or four black tokes.

M.
M.

Umm girl, what would your poor old grandmother say, if she sees those pics.

Eduardo "the Freek"
Eduardo "the Freek"

Plus I get have this really strong urge to call her Guacomole nipples.....

Could be cause of those festering sours, but not sure.....:o)

Eduardo "the Freek"
Eduardo "the Freek"

I wrote this before, but i never made it on here....There a striking resemblence to BLOD Cathy the Staten Island bimbo.....The nose is different...Slightly.....But the eyes and hair are dead on...Well at least for the first couple pictures any way. After that it seems like a different girl.

Sullen Girl
Sullen Girl

Really, people! This girl has every strain of herpes known to man. And she looks like a tranny.

Big Papi
Big Papi

I'd even up that to an LA 6. But that's it. She looks boring and ordinary. She could dial it down a notch with that attitude.

cocktail waitress at scores=cheap skank who's only around for the money. She's fucked at least a couple of 60 year olds so far....

Fucked up orange face in the first page. What the fuck name is Cina? Gee...thanks mom! Or is that your slut name at your dream job at Scores, the pinnacle of your career? You're probably dreaming that some rich dude will come in there and sweep you off your feet. BWAAAHAHAHAHA! I'll take those stupid ass leg warmers and choke you out as I nut in your ass.

Being party slut, her gash probably has more miles on it than the old man's Buick. I would wear 2 condoms and short stroke it with that used hole. She will never be relationship material, and she's only a fuck toy that nobody could respect.

....but I'm sure she's a nice person.

Norm
Norm

Yum :) Cute & tiny.... the perfect combination!

Come to Hollywood & move in with me please! :D

the kitten
the kitten

why do you look like a different person in every pic? the ones with black hair look like a creepy drag queen. the ones with lighter hair and tan skin look like a hot but nasty latina ho. congratulations youre among the growing amount of little girls who have 10000000 pics of themselves on their myspace page to show off and hope theyll 'make it big' some day cause theyre hotter than everyone and such a star.

mike
mike

A 9.5?? Are you kidding?!! She's like a 6. Average. Typical girl. come on, a 9.5? lol. that's a joke.

Megan
Megan

Cute, but annoying as fuck.