Bastardly Question: Does Kim Kardashian have a Secret Sex Tape?

UPDATE: Download The Video Below!
Source #1 & Source #2

The Bastardly Answer: Yes. She hangs out w/ Paris Hilton, so by default, she has one. If she doesn’t have one right at this second, she will have one very soon, so it’s the same thing as having one right now. That makes very little sense at the moment, but once her sex tape releases on the Internet, it will all become clearer.

Now, with that in hand, someone please post a download link to Kim Kardashian’s sex video…or something.

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26 comments
TiredofBS
TiredofBS

I don't know man, people just flock to useless, vapid idiots these days. Famous for being famous. TRUE acts of heroism and bravery are hardly noticed...but everyone knows who the sex-tape jizz-whores Paris & Kim are...a sad state of affairs.

Other than her tiddies, she's nothing to me. Who knows if they're even real? They're only big because she's overweight anyway. Someone needs to shit in her mouth after a beer-and-hot wings Saturday night bender, and shut her up for good. Wait a minute, isn't Kim one of the girls in "2 girls 1 cup"?

Ali Larter, Annie Wersching and Carrie Prejean on the other hand...them's some HOT WOMEN!! KK is just a useless tart.

CATHY R.
CATHY R.

FUCKING WHORE KIM. FUCKING BITCH KIM. FUCKING SLUT KIM. FUCKING CUNT KIM.

sick!!
sick!!

u just plain sick

Groove_Machine
Groove_Machine

............For the most I have to agree with yesica, I am not 100% convinced they are both hot!..........OK for the most part, but not hot!

What do Hilton and Kardashian have in common with sewers??

You can find anything you want there!………

Yesica
Yesica

The sex tape is just a "publicity stunt" Kim and Paris are hot with no talent they have to come out with a sex tape to become famous.

snizzlikker
snizzlikker

maybe she likes getting pissed on? and yes there are people who eat shit and drink piss (as nutty as that sounds). i'd still love to fuck the shit out of her. what a body.

LZ
LZ

I don't know what her job is or why she's famous, but I would love to see her big ass and tits free from any clothing.

Moelicious
Moelicious

ya, i read the pissing thing some where recently as well...

why would such a hot chick allow a dude to piss on her sexy bod?!? totally beyond me.

girlswirl
girlswirl

her body is so fucking hot. and anyway, why is everyone talking shit about getting pissed on? to me, it all depends on where the piss lands.

Bagman
Bagman

Well if she hasn't made a sex tape yet I'll volunteer to make one with her. She is incredibly HOT HOT HOT....lights camera action!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fatso
fatso

why on earth is this chick famous? fucking hell... these days you can be famous for befriending someone else who is famous for having done nothing? man alive, what a fucked up world.

that said, she's damn hot. i'd piss her on her anyday.

misterman
misterman

if she doesn't already have a tape, i'll volunteer to make one with her

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

Her curves are ready to burst out! Clothes seem barely able to confine them!

pedro_sanchez
pedro_sanchez

i would love to see that sex tape.. i think that her breasts are not real but she is smoking hot!

Wiseman
Wiseman

So she fucked some baboon??? She's proper used meat.

Yuck!
Yuck!

Whats all this pissing stuff about? Do these girls like getting pissed on just to date a famous guy. If a guy pissed on me after getting sex, he would get a baseball bat in his head and ass. Just might get his dick cut off too. Really sick fucking stuff.

sps49
sps49

Boobs a' poppin'.

caitie harmful
caitie harmful

She's totally useless, but hot damn is she always well dressed...and has the best shoes.

Bitch.

nick cannon
nick cannon

She doesn't drink piss and eat shit, you idiot. Supposedly the guy pisses on her after he gets done fucking her. Which is kinda fucked up and kinky, but not in the good way. But no one eats shit and drinks piss. Do they...?

lazlo
lazlo

so she drinks piss and eats shit in that video!!!

nick cannon
nick cannon

This chick is worthless, yet smoking hot. You just know that she's a total whiny bitch, but all I wanna do is fuck those titties and come all over that beautiful face.

Nick
Nick

Water feature, Baby!!