Lindsay’s only 20 & going through what washed up actresses go through in their 40s. At this rate, she should have a gun to her head (Kurt Cobain style) by the time she hits 22. Anyway, this time around, Lindsay sounds serious. Real serious.
I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well-wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time. [CNN]
Well, let’s wish Linds lots of luck b/c she’s hitting up the famous Wonderland Center for Really Rich & Really Fucked.
According to its Web site, the Wonderland Center is a “residential treatment and detoxification facility providing services for alcohol, substance abuse and relapse-prevention programs.”
“We provide first-class food service and accommodations, secure and gated on a private estate. The center has two swimming pools and three acres of sitting and walking areas,” the Web site says. [CNN]
If anything, The Wonderland Center sounds like a fucking resort. I don’t know about you guys, but I sure wouldn’t want to recover knowing that I’ll only end up going to a place with first-class food & three acres of sitting & walking space when things turn sour?! Being an alcoholic coke-sniffing socialite whore isn’t all that bad, God damn it!!View All Photos ›