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Bastardly Lady of the Day – Aleesa

Aleesa writes:

Hi my name is Aleesa and I am 19. I live in Florida and thats about all I want to tell you bastards. I am not going to fill out the little questionnaire because I know it is just about the looks anyway. Have a good day.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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babygirl2000
babygirl2000

oh yeah this white girl looks like a man

babygirl2000
babygirl2000

this bitch didnt answer cause she dumb its not all about the looks bitch

tsquared
tsquared

ok no. evan rachel wood? lol idk sleep eyes

tsquared
tsquared

looks a bit white trash nut i dig it. u look like Jamie Lynn Spears b4 she got knocked up

Pablo
Pablo

It's so true, it's all about the looks. I don't even read what you girls write.

In the last picture this girl reminded me of Francis Bean Cobain.

u58
u58

tiny eyes that dont match the rest of the face...

1,eyelid surgery to make eyes bigger

2,eyelid surgery again, because surely 1st time wouldn't succeed

3,rhinoplasty to fix that johnny knoxville nose

4,fix eyebrows...

have a nice day.

Chiara
Chiara

Ur definitly beautiful in your own way, not these 0815 Hollywood Beauty. I think u look interessting and special.

the kitten
the kitten

why is it the new trend that dumb girls wear those huge parkas with the fur , and then take pictures of themselves in them cause they think its all cute or sexy or mysterious or something? am i the only person who even pays attention to these things? kind of like how everyfuckinggirlintheworld wears those long 'side bangs' now cause it just makes any average girl look hotter?

and why are you wearing a parka in FL anyway i thought it was warm there year round.

girlswirl
girlswirl

i like the pics on pg 1 and 3. you have beautiful lips. plus, p_iceman7 is right.

mik
mik

tought I was tough but hey Sophia you've no heart :D

respect to flaming lips who keep on posting here in the meedle of the wild bunch after having been bastardized: you rock! obviously you're canadian ;)

mik
mik

you stupid asshole is not only about the look, I bet you didn't answear 'cose you're tooooo dumb to understand the questions! BTW pict 1~4 rocks, how much did you paid for them?

sooboo
sooboo

what the hell is up with all of the negative comments...i think you're pretty and i like your nose....but yeah your eyebrows do look tweezer happy and the hair color/style could be better. you also dont look 19.

Vio
Vio

Can I get a whut whut for the bad dye job?

I think she's pretty though.

LN
LN

Ewwwww. suffering from an eating disorder muchhhh

Dana
Dana

Plain, nothing special here. Please fix your eyebrows.

Some-1-U-Know
Some-1-U-Know

1ST OFF...YOUR FASHION SENSE SUCKS....IN PIC 5,THAT CHICK IN THE MIDDLE IS HOTTER THAN YOU AND THE OTHER GIRL ON THE LEFT,PIC 6,GET RID OF THE WANNABE TOUGH GUY CHUMP!(NICE TATS TOOL),AND IN PIC 7,WHO'S THE BLONDE HOTTIE....GET HER ON HERE....OK BIG LIPS!

Sarah
Sarah

She does look very young, she might be able to get away with her "age" of 19, but her friends really make it obvious that she is still underage (aka last picture). She is cute but nothing amazingly gorgeous. Normal girl standards, you are fine chickie....being compared to the people whose whole life and career revolves around being gorgeous, ehh not so much. Do yourself a favor...get a personality.

Daenerys
Daenerys

I dont think you are 19...does your mom know you are posting your pics on the Bastardly?..you should be grounded girl.

MooCow
MooCow

I like the pictures and you look good, young but good. Give her time and she'll grow into her own personality. Beautiful girl though

Kat
Kat

oh dear.

someone has taken my name.

that sucks. :(

stupid Kat #2.

nick cannon
nick cannon

She's cute. And she looks like she's cool. Probably fun to hang out with. Aleesa, are you fun to hang out with or what?

jess
jess

yuck. she was right when she said it's all about looks...but why did she send her pictures in if she new that?

yuck. yuck. yuck. just because you are skiny doesnt mean you are pretty. and whats up with the ugly eyebrows? you are plucking them too far apart in the middle. google eyebrow care and they'll tell you how to do it right.

and get rid of your skunk hair. yuck.

Meth makes you Perky
Meth makes you Perky

I would like to see more shots of you in a cornfield wearing some puritan gear k thanks.

Manny
Manny

give me wig, a marker and a 2 x 4 and we'll call it good.......same shiiii.......

Meth makes you Perky
Meth makes you Perky

I think she'd be a fine partner for an evening of sniffy sniffy with yours truly, degenerate walking zombie.

If I had even a miniscule amount of respectability, i'd be taking aim at this fine young philly.

She is a beautiful young lass.

hotbabe4
hotbabe4

The "glamorous" soft lighting pictures are nothing special. She's much cuter in the shots with her friends.

Sullen Girl
Sullen Girl

WOW you're beautiful.. and I don't often say that of the BLOTD. You are truly beautiful.

king biscuit
king biscuit

She's attractive. I agree with the comments on the arty shots and on pic 2.

Kat
Kat

Well...at first I thought you were pretty ugly with a very large forehead. But all-in-all I think that you are a pretty girl but you need to get more self confidence and doing the lady of the day on a site called "bastardly" probably wasn't your best choice.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

She's a decent looking girl,freaky looking friends,a couple hot friends,typical 17 year old bimbo. Red Nips she does not have to show skin but you if want to judge the whole package you need to see what you're working with. Know it all bitch.

Mystikal
Mystikal

Fucking Abercrombie whore all white chicks look the same. stop it with the sperm eyebrwos

Big Papi
Big Papi

^^^sarcasm lol. She even added in a winter coat.

Red lips
Red lips

And why does she have to show skin? Jerks!

Sophia
Sophia

I agree with other posters that we need better pics. You don't show much skin (though your body doesn't look half bad from these pics.) Your face is pretty enough but you need to wear less makeup.

What's going on with your clothes on page 2? You could get away with that in London, I'm guessing not so much in Florida.

And bloody hell, you did the pouty face. When will these wankers learn?

P_Iceman7
P_Iceman7

again, credit for putting yourself into this mess....and most of the "gentlemen" here would probably give you the time of day if you asked............

yuki
yuki

I think you are pretty cute. I like the first pic!

Heather
Heather

I actually think shes much cuter than the typical plastic overdone fug maked up so they do not even look like themselves girls who usually are BLOTD. I take real over fake any day.

Joslin
Joslin

Ha!!! pic 6--it's David Wooderson "I keep getting older, but the girls stay the same age"

Eduardo "the Freek"
Eduardo "the Freek"

Love the first picture.....

I like that fact that your first few shots are artistic. Really like the shot of the wheet field with sun behind you. Who ever took the shots has a good eye. Nice to see photos that aren't blurred and way to close.

Your cute.....I like your face....but in a way you are being outshined by whoever got artsy with picture....If it is you....Way to go girlfriend...If it is someelse....Than get out of the shots!....I kid....Hopefully it is you.

caitie harmful
caitie harmful

Wow.

Just.....wow.

I'd rather give Hayden Panettiere a pedicure with my tongue than even give this wench the time of day.

And I love her faux punk friends. So cool, right? RAGE AGAINST THE SUBURBS!

JoeStalin
JoeStalin

I hate people that flash Peace signs. Just because Lindsay Lohan does it, doesn't make it cool. Peace signs are usually flashed by psuedo-opinionated idealist morons that haven't a clue about the reality or their own insignificance. If you don't stop right this minute, you'll grow up to be a douchebag like Sean Penn or Susan Serandon, and I think we can all agree that's 'not where you want to be when Jesus comes back.'

Alex
Alex

WOW, that is one ugly chick.

She looks like Pamela Anderson - and that ain't no compliment!

Messed up eyebrows and eyes - nose and mouth are okay, but nothing to write home about. Overall - 5 out of 10.

crazy
crazy

Remember, she's only 19! Bashing her won't help her develop into an adult.

Paco
Paco

I need to see some pictures of her taint area before I make my final decision on her beauty. Taint is often overlooked, but to me it is very important when I am tossing the salad.

Jgirl
Jgirl

To be more specific: 1.)Your eyebrows have "golf club" syndrome. As it looks like you got tweezer happy. 2.) You could really benefit from a nose job. 3.) Your lips are chapped 4.) stop touching your hands on your face...it gives you pimples. 5.) Taking professional pics doesn't give you a better chance, it just highlights your ugly unprofessional eye makeup.

Angelfood
Angelfood

okay...Sweet Cheeks...let's take this real slow...you say no answers to our questions because it is all about the pics anyway? Then you send in a few over-dramatic poses showing nothing...you just told us you are stupid and trying to hide some ugly features and never even opened your mouth! A new low for the BLOD...and you didn't even try...