Bastardly Lady of the Day – Kara

Kara writes:

Hello! I check out this site pretty much everyday and thought it was about time to contribute a little bit. So here’s some of my pix, enjoy!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Okay, honestly there isn’t a celebrity out there I would go lesbian for. Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie are all gorgeous, but not pretty enough for me to dyke it out.

Do you like your boobs?
They’re okay…could be bigger. Bastards need to give me some feedback on whether or not I should get them done or not! (I’m debating…I just need some $ first)

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Hahaha…yes, I would. That’s a lot of money so you can think I’m a slut or w/e but know I’d have more money than you!

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Yeah, I get Jennifer Love Hewitt all the time. Which I do take as a compliment and if you want to know a secret it has actually worked a couple of times LOL.

What makes you Bastardly?
I’m Bastardly because I love this site, love listening to people critique, diss, or trash everyone whether it be out of honesty or just pure jealousy! Bring it on Bastards!

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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Your Momma
Your Momma

#75 - She has a chin.

It's just that it's under her thong....see?

boom
boom

Fug! I laughed alot when I read that Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba and Angelina were not pretty enough to tempt you. God you must have a high opinion of yourself.

Who was the mean person who told you to submit your pictures here??

Evil
Evil

fat legs + wrong fitting panties + down syndrome facial features= kara NEXT!

Chiara
Chiara

Sorry, but ur ugly. It´s not the fact, that u have a weird face. it´s the fact that u don´t act like a woman in these pics....more like a childish boy.

hotbabe4
hotbabe4

Jennifer Love Hewitt? Seriously?

Rox
Rox

I don't like people with no chins.

victoria
victoria

oh.my.god. i think i am going to be SICK. the fact that those photos exist should be embarrassment enough for you. you're just exploiting yourself now by posting them on a public website. GROSS GROSS and GROSS.

Adam
Adam

I'm 100% sure that she's not the one who sent the pictures in.

nocal-jim
nocal-jim

I actually think you're pretty good looking. You need to trade up in the friends department, however. And, by the way, I think you look a lot like Jennifer Love Hewitt. My address is ...

Crazee Daisy
Crazee Daisy

You need more than a boobjob, you need a jaw and chin implants to look remotely human. Not to mention new teeth, like maybe veneers. And for a skinny girl, you have shapeless, flabby thighs which need toning. I'd say more, but I'm done.

Hot Lips,
Hot Lips,

Damn cant believe i missed this!! panties ewwwwww other than that your ok

verbal
verbal

she oughtta go to bartending school to make a proper screwdriver

Lou
Lou

Physically you're about average, although you do seem to have small tits...anyway, in that department, my moto is "natural is better" (unless you have two bags of coffee hanging there). If they're small, but perky, leav'em be.

Anyway, you do seem to have a cool personality and have nice lips, so you'd be welcomed to suck me anytime.

Btw, I do love your panties.

sooboo
sooboo

WHERE IS YOUR JAW/CHIN. bitch those black panties are about 8 sizes too small. this has got to be a joke.

Get'em
Get'em

We call girls like that hidden head bangers, because you only get head from them and you never tell anyone that it happened, and if they start spreading it around, you pull a clinton and deny it at all cost. P.S having a little trouble finding where your stomach turns to thigh, and a lot of trouble finding where your thighs turn to knee and so forth, I'm sure i could tell where leg turns to foot though, so thats a plus

Nick
Nick

Yeah...girls night out. Rent a hotel room, get some cheap booze and get drunk. Life in the fast lane.

the kitten
the kitten

and can someone please explain why the fuck people always have pics like on here and their myspace and shit of them 'drinking' huge bottles of vodka or holding beers? i mean i drink a hell of a lot but i dont document it. lame.

schtroumph
schtroumph

Sophia hahahaha HAHAHAHA.. i LOVE stewie..

Kara just because your mum said you were hot doenst mean you are..

Just because some guy wanted to get laid and see your cheap $2 g-string and said you look like JLH doesnt mean you do.. (im guessing he wasn't drunk cause your alcohol is of poor quality). Get an education, get a job, join a gym, go to victoria's secret buy new underwear.. and if you ever get an offer to go dyke.. go for it because girls are more foregiving than guys.. you remind me of a female version of Mr Beans..Do you still love this site??

the kitten
the kitten

flicking off the camera, flashing cratch, foundation that doesnt match your skin tone, yellow teeth, alcohol, ciggies, wanting to get implants= not cute

Sophia
Sophia

You write that you like listening to other's get trashed, and I hope you mean it my dear, because here I go... (disclaimer: be assured that, in your case, my constructive criticism does not stem from jealousy, as you tend to believe apparently.)

You're not a land beast, certainly. But you're also not as attractive as you think you are. Your face is a bit below average and your body is as well. You're no cow, but you could use some toning in your hips. I'd just say sod it, get some better make-up tips, tone a bit, buy better clothes.

What bothers me is your attitude in these pics. The flipping us off, the flashing of the panties in a most unnattractive manner, the cheap booze, the ciggies; it's not attractive. It fact, it's bloody vile. You look like typical trash from university.

As Stewie from Family Guy would say, you're good enough for the guy whiffing his way down the bar skank ladder. But that's not exactly an accomplishment.

Some-1-U-Know
Some-1-U-Know

BACK TO YOUR TRAILER BITCH!........ARE YOU KEEPIN IT REAL IN THAT DOUBLE WIDE,OR IS THAT THE NAME OF YOUR FRIEND IN THE PINK!...DID KMART HAVE A BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL ON PANTIES AND BOOZE AND BITCHES?.......NASTY...NASTY....NASTY.....POSTER CHILD FOR HEPATITUS C................

Sarah
Sarah

p.s. that was a really mean thing to do to your friend in the pink. poor girl, she did not deserve that.

Sarah
Sarah

Well...I am going to bring up a little something that myabe she could work on....stop wearing foundation and or powder or whatever the heck that crap is that turns your face a powdery shade whiter than the rest of you...its not pretty...

you're going to get laid..no worries there...and somewhere there is a skinny white guy wearing a XXL white t shirt and tims that will knock you up and sort of care until he graduates high school...

ooh i think that came off a little mean.

harri
harri

i think if you'd sent in some classier photos (though after looking at these, you really don't seem to exude too much class...), then people wouldn't have been so harsh on you.

i don't think you're ugly, but i do think you need someone (or 50-something someones, in the bastardly's case) to tell you that you seriously need to clean up that whole cheap, slutty, drunk-girl vibe - it's REALLY not working for you! i'd also drop that pose where you lift up your skirt... even if (as someone previously suggested) you did bend your knees a little and stick your ass out, it's still not appealing!

and i'm not a guy, but i wouldn't advise a boob job... i'd go to the gym and tone up before you do anything else, then drop the cheap vodka and awful pink zip-up sweaters.

on the plus side, i think you have a really nice smile and eyes, and if you worked on your body a bit (and your class), then you'd be a solid 6. these pics make you look more like a 3... even to the drunk guy who commented previously!

jenny
jenny

Oh man, you made my day, Kara. Seriously, your overwhelming intelligence, beauty, and maturity just make for the most perfect woman I've ever seen! Not to mention your sense of style- I think I saw those $19.95 tank tops and $10 underpants in this month's issue of French Vogue! And, don't let me get started on that body! You have the perfect child-bearing hips. If we lived in a communist country, you'd be snatched up in a second... and you could probably pop out many children for big brother. Not to mention, your similarly gorgeous friends are all equally appealing. In fact, I'm sure that the guy who said you look like Jennifer Love Hewitt was just DYING to get into those sweet, sweet Wal-mart panties of yours.

Krug Stillo
Krug Stillo

This has to be one of the most hilarious blogs ever. I'll have to read it all over again.

Dana
Dana

Wow what a horrendous face. Please don't.

whats up
whats up

ur fugly with that nasty adriana lima mouth!!! ughhhh

Alwayz Bitchin
Alwayz Bitchin

Simply delusional. How else can you explain these shots?

I hope you straighten yourself out before it's too late.

Megan
Megan

fat.

uhhhgly.

I puked in my mouth a little

Synon
Synon

looks like Big Bird, or some other muppet...

lorin
lorin

this is a joke right? *crosses fingers*

stan80
stan80

"then i scrolled down only to be VISUALLY ASSAULTED by your scary puss puss, clad in black walmart stringies."

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Raz
Raz

wow. this girl is not pleasant to look at. I think my lunch is coming up on me.

I know Jennifer Love Hewitt, and you sir...er, um mam, are no Jennifer Love Hewitt!

stan80
stan80

Not ugly, but not exactly stunning either. Question: is the person lifting up the dress in pg 2

actually a girl? Whoa! I think she needs work

bagman72
bagman72

So she gives us the finger at least 2 times. I say back at ya you UGLY slut...hope your dildo has good batteries.

bevan
bevan

Kara means 'love making machine' in Croatian. Can loosely be used for both sexes. Just thougt you should know if you ever plan to visit..

sonofapiven
sonofapiven

I'll that the fat one, you take the really fat one ;)

Jgirl
Jgirl

Agreed #36. She should take some of that enthusiasm to the gym.

jane.
jane.

stop smoking and drinking and work out.

Eduardo "the Freek"
Eduardo "the Freek"

Chick in the panty shots.....The other chick...OMFG!....Chris Farley is still alive! She is going to be so mad at you....Did you ask her? And is she pulling up her/his skirt too?

Where's David Spade?

I've let the opinions on here sway me.....I tried to look past the panty shots......

thinking....Maybe there not right on her.....On closer inspection.....and a serious eye

wash I realized that it maybe you that are ruining the panties.....I kid, but seriously it's the combo that is killer. I still think your face is cute and honestly...If I were single and in college...I'd come over and say hi.....Well I would have until I saw the two pictures that were somewhat reminscent of Garfield trying to escape from an eyepatch....Next time feed Garfield Lasgna....Shave the little monster and buy underwear that doesn't look like a second hand sling shot.

sunnyd
sunnyd

Cheap vodka and orange pop?! Nooooo!

butterfly
butterfly

I honestly don't understand what kind of person it would take to look at these pics and say "hey, I look damn hot....I'm going to send these to the bastardly and everyone will tell me how hot I am" OMG.....if I were you (god help me) I would take one look at the nasty undie pics and run screaming to the nearest gym, and never never show them to anyone. ever.

Baby Jay
Baby Jay

She's pretty, but nothing exceptional. At least she's not wearing whore makeup and rocking the orange skin and fake hair combo that we see so often with BLODs. However, the panty shots are just tacky and there is nothing sexy about them.

Courtney
Courtney

yeah...wow. i liked your answers, i really did. usually i don't take the plunge by clicking "read the rest of this..." but I DID, just for you. the first pic = mildly pleasant. yes, it reminds me of me and my friends our sophomore/junior years of high school, holding the cheapest vodka we could buy with our parents money (idaho silver, monarch, etc) and going to the howard johnson inn because some senior was having a hotel party ("freshman appreciation" nonetheless). but it was MILDLY PLEASANT.

then i scrolled down only to be VISUALLY ASSAULTED by your scary puss puss, clad in black walmart stringies. crazy wild party girl posing 101 = if you're gonna flash something BELOW the waist, at least maybe stick your ass out a bit, or bend at the knees. try to look cute. something. but squeezing your thighs together as your underwear begged for mercy produces something totally opposite of the effect you probably wanted. not to mention, why the fuck are you showing your damn panties at a PARTY?!?

save that shit doll. i'm not advocating abstinence, just decency. making out with girls? check. flashing boob in a wild rampage? check. those are normal wild girl things to do when way too drunk at a party but please, PLEASE keep the panties under wraps. woo. i'm done.