Bastardly Sexual Relations: Did David Beckham Sleep w/ Maria Sharapova Behind Posh’s Back?

- Katie Holmes is looking very sexy these days! It’s funny how she’s 10x sexier when Tommie is thousands of miles away from her imprisoned ass. [DListed]

- Tara Reid once again proves that she’s a Drunken $2 Whore. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Drunkest Stepfather in blogging sent by one of his funny emails this mornings w/ some really important news. No, the troops aren’t coming back from Iraq. AIDS cure? Nope. Jesus (a.k.a. Drunken Stepfather) writes, “I found 8 of the Paris Hilton Exposed Videos, they all suck, but some show her dirty herpes box….” Then after about 20 minutes, we get another email.

Here’s a RAR file of 8 of the Paris Exposed Videos. She’s Naked in all of them and they are all worth watching/posting….so download this file.

http://rapidshare.com/files/13269103/p4r1sAi0ful.rar

I am here to share. You’re welcome. Let’s Make out, after I pass out in this drunken stupor….

- There’s a new genre in town, my friends. The gay and lesbian rap and Hip-Hop. I’m not a homophobe or anything, but I just had no idea there were gay gangsta rappers. [Towerload]

- Help me out here! I can’t tell whether J.Anuston is uglier w/ or w/out the new nose. [A Socialite's Life]
- Australian Open Update: Serena Williams…is still ugly. [Crunk + Disorderly]


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garth
garth

Adam Levine fucked Masha two yrears ago. After him she is fucked with guys. Is DB fuck her. Yes. and who is next

duhdrr
duhdrr

nasty sharapova looks nothing like the ads..

verbal
verbal

i hope he slept with this chick. posh is ugly. i wonder if she maintains that same facial expression during sex. can't tell if she's cumming or going.

Alex
Alex

David Beckham is sooo hot!!!

I wish he'd date someone awesome and hot - like me! Posh is very ugly. This Sharapova girl is at least decent-looking.

john
john

she has a mustache