Paris Hilton’s Storage Box of Goodies: Who Snorted off the Dude Covered in Blow?

First of all, can someone please ID the dude? It’s always more fun when real names are thrown into the mix.

Also, if you haven’t seen some of the photos that were released yesterday, head on over here.


14 comments
Brenda Leeson
Brenda Leeson

Hey Mr X! Sounds like you have some serious jealousy issues. Maybe you should get your facts straight before you start throwin names out. Douchebag!

Oh yeah! Learn how to spell you illiterate bastard!

dru
dru

He's Butt Ugly!

I was expecting a Hunky Young Stud!!!

ant
ant

Looks like the guy they were after in smokin aces actually

mr x
mr x

dude name is todd kaplan he is from nyc he is a huge coke head , his poor family thats what you get when you give your kids tons of money and no morals you create a coke head with no boun drie

Jessi
Jessi

"When I arrived in, in South Florida in 1985 the cost of a kilo of cocaine wholesale was about $14,000 to $15,000. It is fifteen years later. The cost of a kilo of cocaine is approximately the same on a wholesale basis."

sooboo
sooboo

that kinda looks like baby powder.

Nick
Nick

Nobody parties like The Heiress...about twenty large.

Megan
Megan

I still question whether or not that is really coke.

If so I'm incredibly jealous.

Of the amount of coke. Not the whole snorting-it-off-of-the-shirtless-fat-man

verbal
verbal

hey, that does sorta look like a tanless o.j.

zleet
zleet

Looks like Jon Favreau with down syndrome.

john
john

that's a lot of fucking coke

how bout a monetary estimate

maybe some of the more "knowledgeable" bastardly readers can help out