CONFIRMED: Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Both on a Combo of Crack, Meth & Heroin


All the photos come from the DVD release party of “Farce Of The Penguins.”

Wow. The Olsen Monkeys never seem to disappoint…

- Gwen Stefani: Most Fashionable Celebrity Parent? [HollywoodTuna]
- Lunch with Hayden Panettiere [Celebslam]
- Denise Richards And Richie Sambora Going Strong [I'm Not Obsessed]
- BRyan Phillippe’s new girlfriend [Cele|bitchy]
- Harry Potter and his White Horse [Drunken Stepfather]
- Why are their still racist bastards on this board? [The Bastardly Society]

- Famke Janssen is a Sexy Cop [Fatback and Collards]
- The Pete Doherty Video [Dlisted]
- Gene Simmons and Nicolas Cage: Hair Twins [CityRag]
- Japanese weirdness at its finest [Horny Oyster]
- Diora Baird mania! [Double Viking]

- That Jennifer Aniston / Courteney Cox Lesbian Kiss Isn’t Really [Egotastic!]
- Sienna Miller is a Porn Star [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Brangelina Moving Into A Haunted Mansion? [A Socialite's Life]
- Kate Moss is an F-ing Idiot [Yeeeah!]
- We Need More Rachel Nichols [Popoholic]

- More Black Leaders Effing It Up For Black People [MollyGood]
- VIDEO: The Truth About Ronald McDonald [College Humor]
- And today’s hottie is… [UseMyComputer]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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38 comments
Caitlin
Caitlin

The people who think that Mary- Kate and Ashley Olsen look hot scare the shit out of me.. They are skinny, pale little anorexics.. how can you find that pretty?

Ty
Ty

"These are the faces of meth"

Nicks
Nicks

I'll make this simple...they just plain look like shit!

espace
espace

they look like trolls

NZGIRL
NZGIRL

They both look totally coked out and confused... poor girls.

oh geeze
oh geeze

i used to like mary kate but then she started wearing thousands of dead bodies on her back. that and shes a conceited little wench

Jim
Jim

How short IS Gilbert Godfried anyhow???

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what the fuck
what the fuck

Siempre han sido fea y Siempre seran fea pal de cabronas.

pele_star
pele_star

The lipstick's too dark for their delicate faces x

snizzlikker
snizzlikker

i bet they pay for the smack, bob sagett goes out and gets it, cooks it up and boots them both up before doing the rest himself. if this isn't proof that money and fame don't equal happieness, i don't know what is.

Rasheed
Rasheed

How ugly can you get? This is horrific, please stay the fuck of the crack. Not that it´s gonna help much.

Tom
Tom

Dye their hair black and they could be the ghosts from The Grudge.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

The night of the living dead returns & sio does nodakgirl. How's the new little one?

JoeStalin
JoeStalin

Seriously, they look like E.T. You know the scene where they put the little guy in drag? Right here, 20-some years later.

dick.haggard
dick.haggard

How did these mongoloids not get the role of Gollum?

ninja
ninja

i remember a site counting down the time until they were legal...these bitches are unattractive x 2...i will even go so far as to say they were ugly as kids...the trollsen twins...

the sheep professor
the sheep professor

They just snorted an 8 ball off Bob Saget's nutbag. Look at the canary feathers hanging out of his mouth.

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

And night of the living dead returns

Lauren
Lauren

they look better with darker hair

hotbabe4
hotbabe4

Oh wow Bob Saget looks sooo sad for them on page three, it's kind of depressing.

Jess
Jess

i always thought mk was waaaayyy prettier than perpetually shocked looking ashley.

she needs to go back to caramel brown hair, wash it, brush it, style it, and wear cuter clothes. she'd blow people away...

aly
aly

They always have seroous poses...would it kill them to smile like normal people for once.

That said they are still pretty, not in a sexy 'bastardly' way but in a kate moss model way

TinMan
TinMan

Guess Rachel Zoe is on the Olsen twins payroll.

sps49
sps49

It's not the drugs.

It's the hair color!

Peter Coffin
Peter Coffin

It reminds me of Ronald McDonald without the yellow.

Dodgemagnum
Dodgemagnum

I like them too, they have style and sexual desireablility to them

Alwayz Bitchin
Alwayz Bitchin

Must they stare at the camera like that? They must be on something worse than drugs. Something we don't know about, yet.

Big Papi
Big Papi

They used to look hot, but not anymore. Ashley can still be at times, but MK is THROUGH.

Aja
Aja

I think they are hauntingly sad and ethereally beautiful

Courtney
Courtney

yes, sometimes good style icons but they DO looked cracked out. and kind of like those baby dolls that close their eyes when you lay them on their backs. not so much that they need to gain weight, just need to wear clothes that fit so they don't disappear. BTW - is this farce of the penguins movie a joke? samuel l. jackson, bob saget...um what the fuck?

Sullen Girl
Sullen Girl

I think they're beautiful, hauntingly so. Mary Kate looks so sad. I hope she finds happiness.

Bratty-Ass Princess
Bratty-Ass Princess

fashion, i agree they ARE style icons, have you seen ( i dont know if its MK or ashley's ) her cute little puse shes always toting around? im interested in who makes it, i really like that little bag

fashion bitch
fashion bitch

even though they seem to be on fashion crack they actually are really stylish and start tons of trends...i love the olsens.

sorry i just can't diss them.