Bastardly Lady of the Day – Raven

Raven writes:

My name’s Raven, I’m 21 years old and am submitting myself up to the gauntlet so I can be one of Jackson’s Random Bitches ; )

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Honestly, I’d go lesbian for one of my girlies before any celeb. I think all celebrities, with maybe the the exception of a few are overrated in looks. I don’t find them attracctive and particularlly can’t stand them (hence my love for your site <3).

Do you like your boobs?
Yeah, they’re alrite. I’m 5’1 so I mean they’re pretty good for my size, but if they were bigger I wouldn’t complain.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Haha, probably…my ex just turned 40 but didn’t look it, so I mean as long as the looks are there and it’s free money, sure.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
No, thank god.

What makes you Bastardly?
Well, I’m 5’1 and flexible but unlike the random butch from the other day I don’t think that can pass. I’m always into the night life, clubbin, partyin, everything. And I think I’m Bastardly hot, now let’s hear what you think.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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Your Momma
Your Momma

"21 or not, I’d sneak into your window at night so we don’t wake Mom. I’d pee in her butt."

Fuck that....I'd pee in her MOM'S butt.

boom
boom

Hey Raven, Alessandra Ambrosio is bastardly hot, I'm not sure what you are but I'm pretty sure it's illegal in most countries.

Evil
Evil

Jail bait, and boring looking. Nothing more than yet another plain jane trying to act hot. BLEH, NEXT!!!!!!

Daenerys
Daenerys

ummm no, not 21.

I have a 13 year old daughter so I am pretty schooled on teeny boppers and what they do for fun...

1. Take a bunch of pictures with webcam

2. Have girly rooms and bright red phones

3. Being foollish enough to submit the webcam photos to this site and lie about their age.

For these reasons, my daughter will never have a computer in her room, like this one does...

Oh and I wont even start on the 40 year old boyfriend thing...geesh

Other than that she is cute for 15, I just hope she gets smarter as she gets older

verbal
verbal

she's 21 & bedroom looks like she just had a sleepover. hmmm.... (suspicious about age)

shit the bed
shit the bed

polly.

shut your mouth.

she's clearly jailbait.

and not in the good way.

polly
polly

I'm a 23-year-old woman but everyone thinks I'm 16... so I can believe you are 21.

and I love you, expecially in pic number 1.

D.
D.

suddenly this feels like "How to Catch a predator" hmm you can tell a lot about ppl from the background of their pics... and this screams my 7 siblings andmom share this trailer and i get connected to the internets by dial up baby.

Sullen Girl
Sullen Girl

She likes to talk about her height a lot... why is it that short people remind other constantly of just how short they are?

Roxy
Roxy

Pathetic answers.

seefood
seefood

um. you have a pudge belly.

don't roll up your shirt and fold your pants down when you are fat.

that'd be my piece of advice.

Mark
Mark

"am i the only one who thinks the face is a bit…buttery?"

A bit buttery? A lot buttery. But her body is a butter ball too. hhaha Gross

Jay
Jay

I think I just threw up.

BIg Papi
BIg Papi

You have gotta be a high school chick still. These pics look like they are shot in a teen girl's bedroom. The only thing missing is a Nick Lachey poster on the wall....

Last boyfriend turned 40? I thought Roman Polanski was older than that....

That pic on the last page in that silky number is hot. But you could have done without the last picture with the buster. Nobody gives a fuck about him.

Resubmit with higher res photos, full body shots. You had the right idea, but that webcam sucks ass. Also you seem to have some long hair, let it down girl!

21 or not, I'd sneak into your window at night so we don't wake Mom. I'd pee in her butt.

hans
hans

am i the only one who thinks the face is a bit...buttery?

Sophia
Sophia

I don't know about this one, mates.

The answers are rubbish and she's just a bit average looking. The body is better than the face, but even the body is a bit... meh. Not bad, but not fantastic either.

It's just that I wouldn't look twice here.

Matt
Matt

Decent body, but bitch needs a face transplant!

DAMAGE Inc.
DAMAGE Inc.

Time for your nap CHILD!!!!! AGAIN? 1st we got a granny aka-angel.........NOW, we get FUCKIN' PUNKY BREWSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jenny
jenny

I think this girl is downright unattractive. I think she might be 21, but her mental age is like 14... seriously, who wears clothes like that? And who has a room like that anymore at 21? You should be out of your parents' house and slutting it out in the real world. P.S.- I don't like your body, either.

Starrica
Starrica

I think she's 21....she can't help that she looks young naturally. What do you guys expect? For her to have crowsfeet and wrinkles all over her face. I really hate to see how you guys looked when you were 21. I don't look my age either. There's nothing wrong with her. I think she's really cute. Baby girl cute (that's a good thing)

ninja
ninja

what a cutie....i think she is 21 and just dresses like a 12 yr old.

Ceenitall
Ceenitall

Cute enough for a teenyboper, is your mom the old lady from the other day? Please hurry up and sleep with grandpa and spend some of that money on a better camera. Also try keeping your neck straight unless you are like a rabbit and have headtilt from ear mites (you do look kind like a cartoon rabit btw).

harri
harri

i don't reckon she's lying about her age - probably just looks young. from the (way-too-grainy) pictures, she looks kinda cheeky and fun, which leads me to think she is bastardly, but when you read then she went on about a 40-year-old ex? That's a little messed up...

Heather
Heather

Shitty webcam pictures and lying about the your age is a no-no. Pass

ewwwwww
ewwwwww

no .not hot at all .not ugly but not hot or pretty .those eyebrows are out of this world wtf did you do to them .ewww fix that situation asap.your answers also suck and i really do hope your 13 because that would explain ur cheap looking outfits

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

Yeah, looks very flexible indeed.

ricker
ricker

Perfect!,

#6 Poser and #10 Moss, you stole all my words for this hoe.

Even if she didn't claim to be "flexible" I'll bet she could bend over just fine.

Richard Ferbrains
Richard Ferbrains

i think i can see nipple in the 3rd picture. Goddamn webcams!

Alexandra
Alexandra

Yeah, nothing special.

All her pictures are blurry, which leads me to believe she's pretty ugly!

One plus is that the guy in the last picture is pretty hot. Send 'im my way!!

Some-1-U-Know
Some-1-U-Know

WOW!...You try to hard to be sexy.....try all you want trailer queen,it won't work....like your trailer tube top in pic 3....who's the chump in the last picture?....is he the guy who patrolls the trailer park @ night on his pogo stick?????????????????????????/from the quality of your pics....looks like kmart had a blue light special on those throw away cameras....as for being 21...lmao......i think you are dislexic....its not 21..its 12!

turk
turk

I don't care how old she is... I would hit it. Twice.

Young Nambulous
Young Nambulous

You own a tube top. And your 10. Hurry, log off your Mom is coming!

moss
moss

and I am so sick of hearing about FLEXIBLE! we are ALL flexible, hon! It doesn't take being an olympic gymnast to get your legs 2 feet apart and that's really all you need.

moss
moss

I think she looks 21 in body but she looks like she never went past 8 in mental age.

For serious, do you have an extra chromosome? Cos you lookin kinda mongoloid.

uncle tookie
uncle tookie

in some pics she looks mad young...in others, i believe she's 21 (or soon to be)...huge ears, looks like she has sum pimples on her chin, and bad eyebrows...not a half bad body from what i can see tho

and...where's the vibrator at? lol

Summer
Summer

Jesus Christ, when did BLTD include CHILDREN!? Baaaad bad eyebrows, which I think contributes to her looking like a 13 year-old.

Poser
Poser

I think the poser this time is YOU! Some friendly recommendations:

1- Get a camera. Not a webcam. A real camera, even a phone takes better snaps than these.

2- Come back in 5 years when you are 21. Maybe the site will still be up.

3- Don't look at the computer, look at the camera. Over here, look at the birdie....

4- No shots with your 40 year old who doesn't look it dude.

Other than that, with proof of legality, sure.

Buraken
Buraken

"...my ex just turned 40..."

no comments.

sc-blue
sc-blue

I'm staying away from this one.....did anyone else see the movie "Thirteen"....?

Tom
Tom

If she's 21, I'm the Prince of Wales.

Incidentally, the photo quality on most of these shots leads me to believe that shortly after these pics were taken she was savaged by the Blair Witch.

Maripito
Maripito

Can you email some nekkid pics of yourself to me at iwantto@bangyou.com

PS - You left your vibrator out on the dresser.

Tom
Tom

If she's 21, I'm the Prince of Wales.

Incidentally, the photo quality on most of these shot leads me to believe that shortly after these pics were taken she was savaged by the Blair Witch.