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EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

actually I think penile ebola is real as you can get ebola from any contact with an infected persons bodily fluids so i sexual transmitted ebola is possible. why anyone would have sex with a person that has ebola (makes your organs liquify every orifice oozes bile and pus) is beyond my comprehension.

ninja
ninja

i'd still slap her stank in an instant...

Matt
Matt

Penile Ebola! Brilliant. I'll have to use that one in the future.

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

just because she was in one mildly entertaining comedy (mean girls) does not mean she should get all of this exposure. I hope she gets bird flu and when htey do her autopsy they find she had every std known to man along with some new ones (Penile Ebola seems likely).

Big Papi
Big Papi

Her shelf life has long expired. She's a used up mess and probably got herpes from being in the recycled boyfriend chain with Paris Hilton. What's up with the stupid ass gloves? I'm looking for bums huddling around a fire in a trash can in the background.

She could save some coin and use that Tylenol coupon, but she probably buys in bulk. There's no way she will stay sober. She'll try to hide it, but she will fuck up again. The female Bonaduce.

misherz
misherz

oh lindsay.... womp womp

Matt
Matt

This bitch couldn't be uglier. Long gone is the girl we once knew who was hot for about 2 seconds when she turned legal. In her place is this fucking skanky, wasted looking mess. And by wasted I don't mean wasted on drugs (though she is, no doubt), I mean she's just a fucking waste of space and breath. As a very wise man once said: Having sex with her at this point would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Matt
Matt

This bitch couldn't be uglier in my opinion. Long gone is the girl who was hot for about 2 seconds when she turned legal. In her place is this homeless looking skank. Having sex with her at this point would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, a wiseman once said.

Sophia
Sophia

Wow, she looks a damn mess

verbal
verbal

too many cum stains on her coat

MisterMind
MisterMind

What's with the gloves? How fucking cold can it possibly get in LA? Pussy.