J.C. Chasez + Lauren Conrad + Audrina Patridge = Bastardly Threesome?

Our sources say that Lauren Conrad has been looking very closely into Eva Longwhoria’s career ever since being kicked to the curb after O.C. was flushed down the toilet. She has been NetFlix’ing Grammy-winning movies like Señorita Justice, Snitch’d & Carlita’s Secret.

Enter, Bastard J.C. Chasez.

Seeing as to how Eva slept w/ J.C. (and many other producers, directors, Dlist actors, lighting managers, janitors, limo drivers, etc, etc) & then struck gold w/ Desperate Housewives, Lauren wants to follow in the same path. Afterall, why else would Lauren want to bang a possibly bisexual & definitely metrosexual J.C. Chasez?!

The thing we don’t understand is why the fuck does J.C.’s penis have to be the final parking garage gate before hot chicks can enter into Hollywood fame & fortune? Damn you, J.C., damn you.

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Sampson
Sampson

Both have very large heads....... but i'd still do both of them

Big Papi
Big Papi

JC is into some whacked out freaky sex. One of his exes blabbed about it a few years back....

TameMe
TameMe

You should have put more pics of Audrina...She is way hotter than Lauren

Big Papi
Big Papi

I'd fuck the living shit out of Lauren.

coco is mad foul
coco is mad foul

who?...that JC dude I have heard of but the other 2 are who exactly?, are they famous?

Nikay
Nikay

Lauren is Beautiful...She's definately prettier than Kristen...classier too!

Drew J
Drew J

Completely average