Natasha from Gainesville, FL by way of Boca Raton FL. (and Boca ain’t all Beemers and Botox so you know, spare me.) Also, I know that most of the pictures are dumb and college-y (can’t help it), and I know I’m gunna get railed for no bikini pictures, BUT I did include a nice photo of myself and some topless Thai strippers. Who are actually men. but you’d never know.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Well, one that already likes girls. B/c then it would just be one massive waste of time.
Do you like your boobs?
Enough not to mess with them, ever, they’ll age well.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
YES. Yes. I’d sleep with an old guy for a working vehicle and grad school tuition. and groceries. The only things I have of value are my dignity and my laptop, and I’ve got papers to write…
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (â€¦to try get in your pants)?
Tara Reid circa Van Wilder.
What makes you Bastardly?
I’m a (liberal) military brat with a British mother. I put together a half-assed fantasy team every fall (and come in dead last). I watch the news and read the papers. And I’m a University of Florida Gator BABY, proud to be a citizen of Titletown. My school is the only subject that causes me to cheese out and say things like ‘baby’. and ‘Titletown’. But it’s so nice.
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