Bastardly Lady of the Day – Natasha

Natasha writes:

Natasha from Gainesville, FL by way of Boca Raton FL. (and Boca ain’t all Beemers and Botox so you know, spare me.) Also, I know that most of the pictures are dumb and college-y (can’t help it), and I know I’m gunna get railed for no bikini pictures, BUT I did include a nice photo of myself and some topless Thai strippers. Who are actually men. but you’d never know.

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?

Well, one that already likes girls. B/c then it would just be one massive waste of time.

Do you like your boobs?

Enough not to mess with them, ever, they’ll age well.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
YES. Yes. I’d sleep with an old guy for a working vehicle and grad school tuition. and groceries. The only things I have of value are my dignity and my laptop, and I’ve got papers to write…

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Tara Reid circa Van Wilder.

What makes you Bastardly?

I’m a (liberal) military brat with a British mother. I put together a half-assed fantasy team every fall (and come in dead last). I watch the news and read the papers. And I’m a University of Florida Gator BABY, proud to be a citizen of Titletown. My school is the only subject that causes me to cheese out and say things like ‘baby’. and ‘Titletown’. But it’s so nice.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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78 comments
Pajek
Pajek

WTF? Are these trannies in pic#3 ? Take that shit outta here!

Your Momma
Your Momma

"The only things I have of value are my dignity and my laptop"

LOVE the implication you have dignity. HA! Very amusing, very amusing.

If you REALLY had no dignity, you'd set up the camera (or better a digital video cam), invite your skank ho slut friends over, get drunk, strip nekkid and play "scissors" for us all.

You BLotDs really lose points for lack of lesbian orgy pics. Don't you realize that?!?

Jason
Jason

meh? are you kidding.. this girl is gorgeous. Beautiful hair and face!

lemonade
lemonade

You're kind of plain. You're face doesn't stick to a person's mind, so I was going trough a lot pictures wondering which one you are. But you're kind of cute, no worries. No Tara Reid tough. Take that one as a compliment, please!

Evil
Evil

Boring and not remotely resembling Tara Reid, except maybe in the blonde knob gobbling whore kinda way. Bleh NEXT?

Richard Hennessy
Richard Hennessy

The first picture on page 2 is disturbing, she has trannies for friends.

The Daily Drip
The Daily Drip

Bastardly Lady of the Day - Natasha...

Bastardly Lady of the Day - Natasha. And people wondering why I have stayed in Gainesville area all this time. (via The Bastardly)......

Cadoras
Cadoras

She's probably hot.

We do need a bikini shot though, sans transtesticles...

mik
mik

dunno, sometimes looks smart and cute and somewherelse I feel you're a damn dumb dunk ding dong. Try with some topless pix of you (btw those tai shemale are horrible, pliz never do somthng like thata again never in your life to any other blog-intha-fog, you bastard). The Mystery is: why you're able to write down pretty clever answears and than in the pics you looks like a churchy girl with a broom's post up her ass. Still wandering, probably I won't be able to have any sleep tonight....

Nuttello
Nuttello

She's cute. I'd find someplace nice to get cozy with her without any arm twisting.

Dan
Dan

LOL @66, great minds think alike.

Dan
Dan

BOOOORING. All you standard-issue sorority blondes look the same, I can't even tell which one is you in most shots. Zzzzzzzzz.....

krank
krank

Agreed, the pic at the bottom of pg 4 sucks big time. You look like Wilma Flintstone getting a whiff of a prehistoric fart. The last page...what the hell, in every shot, which one is you??? I seriously could not recognize your face from pic to pic, and it took a second look at the transgender strippers to realize that there are actually two of you generic blondes posing with them. Again, which one is you? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

DAMAGE Inc.
DAMAGE Inc.

OMFG!!!! She's STUNNING, SMART, & SARCASTIC!!!! I would definetly TAP that ASS!!!! BUT..............I too would totally forget your face in 3 min!!!! Do your BOOBS look UGLY like Tara Ried's?

-d-

king biscuit
king biscuit

Quite cute, and I liked most of the answers too.

Tragic Hero
Tragic Hero

Tasha would get the pipe.... her tit game looks non-existent.. plus im not big on her face.. dont get me wrong, i would still splash waterfalls all over it with much glee..

Narcissiste
Narcissiste

Sherry's baby, I think #50 answered that right. If that idea is still too abstract, let me give you a few exemples:

- Catherine Zeta-Jones

- Katie Holmes

- Kevin Federline

- That waitress who got pregnant with *gag* Nicolas Cage's baby

Did they all sleep with old people, no. Does it make it any less disgusting? No. But does that make them hookers? No.

Alexandra
Alexandra

First, I'd like to reply to this -

"I think she looks like ScarJo, but an uglier even more dolphin-like version"

Lolpop, you are a GENIUS!!! Since the first time I laid eyes on Scarlett, I've been wondering "what the hell type of animal does she look like!??"

Well, you hit the nail on the head. She looks like a goddamn dolphin! *Dances around in elation*

As for the BLOD - quite average. She looks like a granny already!

Xavier
Xavier

I think she's a supercute. Natasha, you seem a little too foxy and switched on to be submitting to BLOD. It's all about the dignity, baby. Come to Chicago and hang out with me. It'll be fun, I promise. You won't be sorry. This is the new way to date on-line.

julie
julie

shes prettier than ScarJo, facewise in my opinion. shes a pretty girl.

k
k

sounds smart, i can read the sarcasm in her answers and she is pretty. people don't be mean just to be mean.

The Gray Cane
The Gray Cane

Not bad for a Gay-tor. But if you want hotties go to Coral Gables or Tallahassee. UiF, the only 100 year school with a 3 year tradition.

Heather
Heather

I actually find her somewhat cute. She has a nice small and pretty eyes.

jimmydean
jimmydean

No bikini shots: unacceptable. Posing next to people more attractive than yourself: not too bright. agree with #36: only supported by female posters.

Daenerys
Daenerys

Dawgoni.

ditto, no hard feelings, hey I am a dork in some ways, but aren't we all, yo?

kjh
kjh

very pretty

if youre really bastardly you wont care about these comments tho

skelth
skelth

Just to get in your pants, i would say: KATHERINE HEIGL

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Nicccccccccccccccccccccccccccce. Sherri the difference between a hooker & someone that would sleep with an old man for 3,000,000.00 , uh last time I checked about 2,999,800.00 dollars. Ask half of the trophy wives in LA & Nycity the same question.

sc-blue
sc-blue

I guess my "have you got any British in you?" comment is kinda moot....

Dawgoni
Dawgoni

Btw, cute = average and it doesn't mean beautiful or even hot that's for sure. Daenerys, no hard feelings, i just think your opinion is whack. You seem interesting, though. Aren't we allowed to joke, yo?

Sullen Girl
Sullen Girl

Very cute. I'm impressed. Plus, I love horses so I was already sold on your first picture!

Sophia
Sophia

No pouty pics, decent enough answers, very bloody well.

The body is fine (though it's not my type) and you've got a very cute face. No complaints here.

*but I did guess those Thai strippers were men on the one off*

Dave
Dave

oh ok im sorry. ill shut up now, since youve been on the site sooooooo long.

Daenerys
Daenerys

Dave I gaurantee you that I have been here for a lonnnggg time. I don't post very often though. Why don't you stop now because you really sound stupid.

Oh and for the lame ass calling me a dork...gee you are so smart!

Glimmer: I do come here about once a day, I don't post too often as the posting here is certainly not as good as it used to be. I remember you from a long time back! Nice to see you!

And I agree with #32. She is un-photoshopped and she looks cute.

Dave
Dave

sherri's baby has a point...

Kat
Kat

I hate hate hate hate HATE the bottom pic on page 4....seriously you think thats hot???? Blah, besides that god awful pic you're ok.

john
john

yeah dave i noticed it

and it isn't just the BLOTD posts either

it's like some kinda frail, unfunny, jelly-spined virus

victoria
victoria

pretty, good answers.

oh, and go noles =)

sherri's baby
sherri's baby

Um, Narcissiste, what's the difference between a hooker and some one who would sleep with an old man for 3 million dollars?

Dave
Dave

anyone else notice the influx of lame "your adorable. you go girl" posters? who's been linking you guys lately Jackson? i miss the old times when we'd talk shit about the BLOTD (regardless if she was hot) and every would be happy and have a good time. *sigh*

glimmer
glimmer

daenery ah you return/these visits are soooo rare... :(

anyway the forums losers aka has yet to met a yes to the $ 3 million question i didn't like. and i like hers...

and yes everyone i'm a loser. thank you... :)

Phrack
Phrack

Is it just my imagination or is there never a Bastardly Dude of the day? Not that I'm gay or anything, it's just that I "appreciate" the manly physiques and appendages as much as the next guy. So, um, bring it!

Romi
Romi

boring pictures.....boring answers.....boring

Narcissiste
Narcissiste

What are you talking about? She's adorable, and she looks just like Scarlett Johansson. Keep in mind that these are not the photoshopped pictures you see of Scarlett posing in Vogue, trying to look like Marylin Monroe (OH MY GOD I HATE THAT LOOK).

Natasha, you're a beautiful girl, but this website doesn't exactly attract the best male audience. They like hookers in fishnet stockings and like, crotchless panties. Don't take it personnally.

Dave
Dave

Daenerys

ouch you just hurt my self-esteem even more.

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

Another boring blonde.