Johnny Knoxville had Drunken Sex with Alyssa Milano after the Playboy Super Bowl Party

I’m pretty sure he licked Jack Daniels off her hairy arms. That lucky bastard.

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Mike
Mike

^^^I like the irony in that last statement.

Fanny McDick
Fanny McDick

Freakin' whore. What is the point of these sluts existence?

I love you Johnny x

Joe Glow
Joe Glow

Hairy arms my arse!! Dude, are you gay or just trying to find something, no matter how minuscule, to fault her on?

Lacey
Lacey

This is BULL**** she cant be with my man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

david10006
david10006

yes !!..score one for dumb ugly drunks everywhere!

simone
simone

Um, gross. Please tell me she's smarter than Jessica Simpson.

TheExpatriot
TheExpatriot

Who's that ugly David Hasselhoff knock=off hangin on to Alyssa? And is he wearing a leather tie or what?!?

TFC
TFC

They are so happy!

Tom
Tom

And on the morning after, they ordered room service to celebrate their love. And when she opened the door a midget covered in feces punched her in the face.

Big Papi
Big Papi

That PBR shirt is classic.

Drew
Drew

I'm not going to hate on Johnny Knoxville. However, I will hate on his free plug (the bottle of Johnny Walker - Black Label) for about the 5 seconds I'm looking at his mug.

As far as the um, girl (?) Sorry can't tell if those are actually boobs or not. Look like pecks.

Maripito
Maripito

Maybe I need to get a Pabst Blue Ribbon shirt to help me get laid. That guy is a fucknut. And she looks beat in these pics.

king biscuit
king biscuit

She needs some ointment to remove that unsightly growth. The one with the sunglasses on.