Jennifer Love Hewitt @ 2007 Oscars – Winner of Bastardly Juiciest Boobies Award

Why does she insist on hiding those puppies?!

Come on Hef!! Please up the layout paycheck to around $10mil, plus some Playboy stock options! Take a financial hit for the Horndogg Community, God damn it!!

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dorkus2
dorkus2

It just sickens me as to how much those puppies have lost their exquisite firmness in the last 2 years. I'm gonna beat my meat raw tonight in the agony over the most wonderfully lost PB opportunity there ever was this decade.

jens tit lover
jens tit lover

i want jen to squeeze my cock between those big ol jugs and jack me off with them until i cum ans ill drown them with my man sauce

delish
delish

I would drink a full glass of her urine to get a chance to drink the milk from her tits and lick her anus.

hanging to the left
hanging to the left

I bet old boy there is thinking of dipping his wick in the monds of Otterville. Population 38

LongGong
LongGong

So fucking nice big tits:-)

big ol tits
big ol tits

i want jennifer to sandwich my cock between them

MrLagonda
MrLagonda

Oooooooh!!! She have real big boobies that girl.

ntn
ntn

i want to cum in those melons

yummi26
yummi26

I like her show, and the boob job came out spectacular. But the one thing that makes me wanna gag is THE WEAVE!!!!!! Bastardly.com needs to have a whole section devoted to stars who need hair weave rehab. Honorable mentions to Love-Hewitt, Vivica A Fox, and Paris Hilton.

simone
simone

She works those girls when she needs a publicity boost. Way to work what you've got.

Cadoras
Cadoras

ALL HAIL THE CANS OF DOOM!

You could start a religion with those sweater puppies.

Augie
Augie

They sort of look like somebody had an interesting accessory kit for Mrs. Potato Head...

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king biscuit
king biscuit

Classic distraction tactics by J-lo Hewitt there. Boobage and a good outfit that hides any outsize sins. Clever!

saintdevil
saintdevil

PrAying.

Damn my feeble early morning fingers!

saintdevil
saintdevil

She certainly knows how to put the twins on display.

I bet most bastards here were prying for the pin of that brooch to break and set them free.

MKDC
MKDC

yes, the boobs are fantastic, but what the hell is jennifer love huge tits doing at the oscars?

david10006
david10006

i'm literaly salivating after seeing these pics....sooo thirsty.

Pac-Man
Pac-Man

Incredible. She possibly has the most powerful breasts in the world. All she has to do is show some cleavage and it's enough to single-handedly keep her career moving forward.

Tool
Tool

Holy Shit. Never seen her look so good!

Most of the time she does everything in her power to cover those babies up and look as crappy as possible. She needs to change her management or agent and start showing up like this all the time.

sps49
sps49

We know there's some artifice.

Doesn't mean we can't appreciate.

Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton

It's tape, guys.

Normally, her breasts hang down to her knees- they're taped in place so they look like that.

jjm
jjm

Those are gravity defying! Spectacular!

TinMan
TinMan

I love that film series she did, "I Know Where Your Boobs Were Last Summer".

Sophia
Sophia

She'll never win an Oscar, but she's doing mighty fine in my book, folks.

Mighty fine indeed.

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

They are so juicy!

Alwayz Bitchin
Alwayz Bitchin

I agree. She looks HOT! I love the dress. Damn, I hate her ass.