Monthly Archives: March 2007

Alessandra Ambrosio & Her Minature Booty Bring the Weekend Links!

– Letter To Victoria Beckham [HollywoodTuna]
– Michelle Rodriguez’s Bikini Line Needs a Wax [Egotastic!]
– D. Becks has a wandering eye [Celebslam]
– A Baby Borat? [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Laura Prepon See-Thru Shirt [Drunken Stepfather]
– Top 3 TV Shows You’re Watching These Days… [The Bastardly Society]

– Pony Hawk Eats Sanjaya and Ryan Seacrest Head First [Cele|bitchy]
– Then or Now: When Were They Hotter? [Dlisted]
– Drew Barrymore had sex with a girl [Fatback and Collards]
– Jenna Jameson Ruined Her Puss [Yeeeah!]
– Celebrity Mugshots: Al Pacino & Keanu Reeves [CityRag]
– Britney Spears Shines [Hollywood Rag]

– John Travolta is an Asshole [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
– Lindsay Lohan’s nipples are turned on by the paparazzi [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
– Naveen Andrews gives son zombie testicles [The Blemish]
– Rosario Dawson Updates Sin City 2 [Popoholic]
– Tera Patrick white dress shoot [Horny Oyster]

– The Soccer Field is David Beckham’s Catwalk [A Socialite’s Life]
– Adriana Lima [Double Viking]
– Stuff You Don’t Care About But Will Help You Get Laid [CollegeHumor]
– And today’s hottie is… [UseMyComputer]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Murderous Courtney Love & The Crackwhore Beach Makeover!

Does Courntey Love read blogs or did she just take a second to look at herself in the mirror before leaving the hotel room?

As you guys know, a couple days back everybody and their grandma posted photos of this conniving murderer while she was @ the beach during her “vacation” in Hawaii. Let’s just say she looked exactly like what a crackwhore would look like if the said crackwhore put down the crack pipe and/or used syringe, booked a last-minute Hawaiian vacation package off of Expedia (using her murdered husband’s royalty money) and then decided to put on a bikini. It wasn’t pretty, my friends.

Bastardly Good Bad and Ugly. Fluffy kittens and smiley faces edition

So last week Cute Girl said i seemed a little upset, and that i should “be happy”
Well Cute Girl, and i am dubious as to the veracity of that claim, being unhappy makes me happy. I’m a twisted self-hating psychological catch 22. I’m a miserable prick and my one wish is that everyone share in my misery.
Your statement reminds me of a Bill Hicks routine:
” I must have one of these faces, you know that attracts these types of people. I had this woman come up to me the other day and say “you know it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile” so i said “you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me the fuck alone”
Well without further ado here are this weeks good bad and ugly

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