Bastardly Booty Rating: Jessica Biel Ass Picture Tribute

TinMan writes:

Forgiveness will come more quickly if you posted some pictures of Jessica Biel’s ass.

Anything less than a 5 star rating would be ludicrous.

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102 comments
Johnnyboy1
Johnnyboy1

Looks best in a dress, and a profile shot, but some pictures it looks shit. I would not say it's the best ass in the world.

AM
AM

Just put your cock in that crack of Biel's Butt and I am sure she will take out the cum from anybody's balls I swear! Even Gods will cum in that fabulous canal of Biel's anus.

Carla
Carla

I'd like to see that ass from about an inch away ;P

Nookies
Nookies

I bet you every guy thats ever banged her made doggy style their primary position.

Freep
Freep

Jackson, you should use the word ludicrous more often

DikHead
DikHead

I would lick her unwashed anus.

Damon smalls
Damon smalls

Who said 13 was or is an unlucky #. Girl i would drink yo bath water yo dish water all tpyes of waters.

big
big

my #2192188098

dickspitz
dickspitz

God, i would luv to tongue Jessica's asshole clean, even after taking a shit! Everyday i would savagely butt fuck the shit outta Biel's big ass bunghole then spuirt half my cum up her shithole and paste her face 'n mouth with the rest!

kevin888
kevin888

That ass is amazing just so fuckable! Best ive seen although eva longoria's is a close second. I'd like them both

danielbullock29
danielbullock29

you must be a damn fag! with an ass like that who cares about acting DUMBASS

Pimp
Pimp

Because she´s not skinny shes fit, that and great genetics

mycocksmellslikeshit
mycocksmellslikeshit

Funny how someone mentioned the other hot assed Jessica (Ms. Alba). They do have a lot in common. Both have limited acting skill, they star in movies that mostly suck and they are the proud possessors of 2 of Hollywood's most wanted butts! How fucking hot it would be to have them on their hands and knees then take my cock and take turns sodomizing both in the shithole 'til i cum like a volcano up whichever Jessica's pooper is hotter! Then the other one can suck my stinky jizz out and gargle with it!

dave
dave

now that is a nice ass!

Big Ed
Big Ed

GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO!!!

The Duder
The Duder

Ive just broke into a sweat just looking at these pics.

ja3far
ja3far

i want to bang her so hard so she wont feel those cheeks flaping anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!

santa
santa

Jessica Biel's ass is incredible. I love how her ass jiggles a little bit in the Chuck & Larry movie. There are so many sorry looking asses in Hollywood, but JB is one of the good ones! Her ass is perfect for pinching a nice big loaf.

bardwilliams
bardwilliams

Considering the fact that white women normally dont have ass at all,i think jessica biels butt is spectacular for a white woman.About wearing a pad,i doubt.I just wish i was justing,wonder how he screws that butt,i know i can grind,way better than him.

Jefri
Jefri

I am in love with Jessica's ass!!! I want to fuck her so much!!!

tom
tom

o my lord if i saw her in pic 1 in real life i'd probably jizz my pants. god thats a nice ass

Chris
Chris

The only thing that truly comes to mind is the fact that she's without a doubt PHENOMENALLY BEAUTIFUL, and being an actor myself-I'd cherish the thought of working with her...

jaimw
jaimw

Finest. I mean finest thing in Hollywood. BAr none, heads and asses above no other. Justin is one lucky dude. I'd be so far up that- they'd have to send the people from the movie :the descent" to get me out. Thta girl just plain gorgeous. That ass oh that ass.

MelodicDeathMetal
MelodicDeathMetal

Most women have shapes like this... like me. I have the same ass, just not as severe a curve in the small of my back as she does (pic 10).

Leema
Leema

She has an amazing body, but she is definitely using ass pads under that white dress!

check top picture on page 7.

the pads are so obvious!

boner at work
boner at work

pg 6 - purple bikini bent over... mmm, if you look hard enough, you can will yourself up her butt

ow.
ow.

ohhhhhhh. i'm in love.

jerry kinella
jerry kinella

Jessica Biel has by far the prettiest and roundest ass in all of Hollywood. I haven't seen this much fuss over a white girl's tush since Barbara Eden, and shortly thereafter Joey Heatherton, thrust their legendary booties on the screen. Shame on anyone who doubts that Jessica's derriere is for real! I'd give one year of my life just to fondle her rear cheeks for two minutes.

Lambo59
Lambo59

Fierce ass, niceshot.

Hellmanns
Hellmanns

The best ass in the whole world !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeaaaahhhhhhhhh !!!!

omg
omg

i can still wack off to her even when she has her dress on

Gordy
Gordy

I'd like to be her dog. Coller leash, rolled up newspaper and all!!

AJA
AJA

TO think that something so nasty comes out of that beautiful apple shaped behind!

Smooth D
Smooth D

If I was that hot, I'd never leave home - just sit in front of a mirror naked and bang my own poon!

Pablo
Pablo

If nothing else, a man should want her because of the healthy offspring her body promisses to give birth to.

Suicide-Ninja
Suicide-Ninja

I don't care for big bone girls like her. I don't like big butts. I don't care for big fake boobies (hers might be real??? I dont know) skinny tight asian girls, #1!

TheSomalian
TheSomalian

I think my DICK and her ASS should meet....respectively

stormcrow
stormcrow

That's one of the most beautiful asses I've seen. I'd love to kiss it, lick it and shag it

Spencer
Spencer

I am a pure ass man and I know a good ass when I see one, and that is an amazing ass.

shawnofdadead
shawnofdadead

is it really implants?...hope not that'da be a major let down to know thats not all natual.

i mean is she mixed or something??...seriously on pic 12 - thats some latina figure if i ever seen one. really i could care less about that...i'd lick her white ass bone dry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ladies looking at this post...get inspired & tell friends to as well....this is how it needs to be FOR ALL! lol

Kay.
Kay.

Pretty damn hot.