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Paris Hilton & Cee Lo (Gnarls Barkley Member) Blowjob Scandal

I’m gonna go w/ fake on this one.

I know Paris is a complete whore & there are countless photos & videos of her doing obscene acts all over the Internet, so why are we calling this one fake?! There are two Bastardly Theories @ work here:

1. For one thing, Paris Hilton is a racist. BUT, it’s a widely known fact that white masters slept w/ slaves, so maybe that’s the case here. Then again, Cee Lo might have dropped a few date rape pills (5-6 of them) into Paris’s drink & booo-ya!

2. PR Stunt. With Paris, you can never discount this theory b/c her marketing team is HUGE! I mean, this girl has built a strong career on being a socialite whore, so why the fuck can’t she play suckie-suckie on Cee Lo’s chocolate covered mushroom stick? Her team of expert Photochopers could’ve simply cropped out one of the countless photos of her out there playing suckie-suckie and pasted in some random black dude.

As we wait for an official verdict (b/c you know some bastard out there is closely analyzing Paris Hilton’s earlobe & hands right now), please help fan the flames of useless speculation down below.

UPDATE: You can view the actual photo in question here & here.

See the blocked out photo below…

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22 comments
dan
dan

dammm

Goliano
Goliano

Cee Lo would be fool to let that walking STD receptacle touch him.

Aja
Aja

The giveaway for me are those fake ghetto fingernails. Paris doesn't wear those.

please kill coco
please kill coco

ha ha that is so fake...but it's brilliant, either someone is having a great time exposing Paris for the racist, narcissistic whore she is OR her PR team are trying to show the World that she takes black cock up her nasty snatch and in her nasty herpes infested mouth.

Damn I'm Cute
Damn I'm Cute

So does this mean Paris has seen the light and is not a racist anymore?

Lillith
Lillith

The head is not too big ... it's big because of the angle.

That looks like Paris but wouldn't that mess up her collagen filled lips?

paris-sux.com
paris-sux.com

It looks like and is a fake - and not a very good one at that.

I downloaded a copy of the pic without the heart and took a look.

The head (blonde) is too large, disproportionate for the rest of the body.

If you look at the blonde hair on the model's left (viewer's right) it's an obvious overlay without blending of the two female's hair.

On the model's right (viewer's left) the hair strands are disrupted from the overlay.

Plus, Paris doesn't wear the cheap glue on nails seen in this picture.

Sorry, guys, it's just a cheap fake. - The picture, not Paris: she's either free or very expensive, never cheap

Javier
Javier

Photoshoped all the way.... not that she didn't many cocks, but this one is fake for sure

Big Papi
Big Papi

That's photoshop all the way.

MODOK
MODOK

eh a picture like that is easy to photoshop

now if there were a picture of the blowjob in process

then that is a horse-cock of a different color

much more difficult to fake convincingly

Lauren
Lauren

if you look at the actual photo the head looks like its photoshooped on you can kind of tell by the neck... and its too big for teh body... i dunno for sure but it looks fake to me

Raz
Raz

It may or may not by Paris, but it's definitely NOT Cee-Lo.

He's shorter & fatter than that; his belly would be hanging over his dick more.

Plus this guy has no noticable tattoos, which Cee-Lo also has.

Xavier
Xavier

If it's photoshopped, it's expertly done. It's impossible to tell if it's Cee-Lo but it sure as hell looks like Hilton. The video is coming out soon and it's impossible to photoshop a whole video. If it's her sucking a fat black guy's cock, it's her sucking a fat black guy's cock; whether it's Cee-Lo or not, it's PR disaster for her.

Tom
Tom

That ain't Cee-lo. His legs look kind of stumpy usually and his stomach is bigger.

victoria
victoria

looks real to me. gross.

jasmine
jasmine

maybe its a photoshopped on head but u cant really tell cause the heart is covering her neck