Bastardly Just Learned… Kirsten Dunst Won Ugliest Female Star Award

It took a little time, but we finally figured out what award Kirsten Dunst won. It’s great to see that finally extremely ugliest is being recognized as a prized asset.

Way to go Kirsten! We hope you stay ugly & keep winning ugly awards every year!

And now for the morning links…

- Jessica Simpson Gives John Mayer Some Hand. [THE GRUMPIEST]

- Will Ferrell and a Polar Bear Rug. He looks so sexy! [TIME]

- Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End [THE BLEMISH]

- Paris Hilton’s New Victim [DLISTED]


9 comments
didier
didier

squinty eyes?, no, the saddest thing on the site is some people dislike her

Rosco
Rosco

Congrats, Kirsten! You deserve this prize.

ninja
ninja

lets hope she'll sweep the fuggies...next week...

Rosco
Rosco

Congrats, Kirsten! I vote for you ;)

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

Please stop with those pictures! Show some humanity, we can't take anymore!

Big Papi
Big Papi

BUTTERTOOTH! Ugly cunt who thinks she can park in handicapped spots.

Nando
Nando

And don't forget her prize-winning yellow/brown snaggle teeth!

MisterMind
MisterMind

Well deserved. She lobbied hard, lost way too much weight, flatted out her tits and made them saggy, keeps her lips very thin and her eyes squinty. She's a true winner.