These were taken a few days ago during a “Back to the Basics” concert after party.
Mr. Hollywoodtuna crossed the line this past Friday.
His crime was two-fold: First of all, he called one of the tightest packages in the biz orange, of all things. If that wasn’t enough, he poured an endless amount of salt on this gaping wound by using Christina Aguilera—yes, Christina Aguilera—in the same sentence as Fergie.
Dude, I know it’s painful to watch Christina prancing around w/ her Pet Monkey, but that’s still no reason to disrespect. I’m tell you, jealousy can seriously drive people to commit the most heinous of crimes!!
Now for some photos of Christina modeling the latest in prostitute fashion trends this winter. If you have some great fashion tips for today’s prostitutes, please send photo attachments to the Bastardly Photo Department for consideration.View All Photos ›