Christina Aguilera Looking Like an Orange Prostitute

These were taken a few days ago during a “Back to the Basics” concert after party.

Mr. Hollywoodtuna crossed the line this past Friday.

His crime was two-fold: First of all, he called one of the tightest packages in the biz orange, of all things. If that wasn’t enough, he poured an endless amount of salt on this gaping wound by using Christina Aguilera—yes, Christina Aguilera—in the same sentence as Fergie.

Dude, I know it’s painful to watch Christina prancing around w/ her Pet Monkey, but that’s still no reason to disrespect. I’m tell you, jealousy can seriously drive people to commit the most heinous of crimes!!

Now for some photos of Christina modeling the latest in prostitute fashion trends this winter. If you have some great fashion tips for today’s prostitutes, please send photo attachments to the Bastardly Photo Department for consideration.

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30 comments
me
me

i almost never wear makeup bcz i dont find it nessesary. i find that i have natural color to my lips and eyes as it is. i think it could make a person look better but it depends on how they naturally look. its overexaggerated that * noone looks good without makeup* i think if ur a brunette and have dark eyelashes you probably dont need much, blondes usually need more.

philly G
philly G

Well the point is that, all "beautiful" women or those regarded as, are really a blank canvas

for make-up artists (and in the case of magazines Graphic designers) to work on.

The point is that she looks fucking great however much make-up she puts on, and her figure is both petite and sexy, a very difficult thing to pull off.

I really do wish people would stop knocking her, the comments regarding the "Monkey"

(her husband) are all jealous clap-trap.

She may look "plain" without make up, but tell me who looks really good with no make up ??

Charlize Theron and Elisha Cuthbert I would imagine as proably the best lookers without

make up. It would certainly be interesting to see.

Goliano
Goliano

please kill coco

Nah. Just fuckin' with 1..1.

Suzanne
Suzanne

Ugh, she's actually a beautiful girl when she doesn't have layers of makeup caked on. She wears so much makeup it makes MY skin feel gross just looking at her.

starrica
starrica

There is a thing called natural beauty. Most people don't know to distinguish what natural beauty is because we're so used to everyone wearing makeup all the time. Look at babies. Babies are beautiful, and they don't have to wear anything. Although, I never said there was anything wrong with makeup. Honestly...guys prolly wouldn't like most of us without it. MAC Cosmetics is a savior for some.

Shelby
Shelby

Perhaps the orange tights are used as a visual to make it seem that it's really her true skin tone...

pook
pook

I'm surprised nobody commented on the fugly shoes and stockings.

PHIL
PHIL

If you want to see real prostitutes just check Beyonce (fat prostitute), Fergie (glamorous tranny), Britney (absolute washed out trash) etc.

If you want to see ugly disgusting men check Snoop Dog (dog indeed), Jay-z, Timbaland, etc.

Phil

david10006
david10006

damn... it must be a pain in the ass for her to have to sandblast her face every night to get all that off.

Goliano
Goliano

Such a natural beauty.

Dude
Dude

WOW and to think she bangs a Monkey, what a waste of good pussy.

1..1
1..1

i dont see why people have something against makeup, ALL women are fugly without it. there is no such thing as 'natural beauty' (even if you *think there is, theres Not!!!. either the woman is: wearing light foundation/ or has her eyes touched up/ or lips lightly lined. although im not a fan of hers; im not gonna hate on her, i think she looks flawless

1..1

Dena
Dena

Starrica you're right. Without the war paint, she's really, really pale. She looks like she's sick or something.

Maripito
Maripito

This chick has a lucsious ass and geourgeous fake tits. The orange is from her eating cheetos in my bed last night after we did the nasty for the 5th time. Cheetos is the best post-sex food, but it does tend to get orange stuff all over you. I would have licked it off her, but my tongue was spent.

Starrica
Starrica

She's beautiful with the makeup....but whom isn't? I have seen her out of the makeup, and she looks like DEATH. Her skin is blotchy and discolored, she is very pale, dark circles under the eyes...plus she wears contacts to make her eyes blue. I think she is a hottie, i'd be a liar if I said I didn't think so....but she's only beautiful with the makeup...so technically...it's not her that has the beauty...it's MAC COSMETICS. Best cosmetics in the world...I have seen Beast to Beauty(when they put the makeup on) and Beauty to Beast(when they take the makeup off).

New York Pundit
New York Pundit

Watch out Pisstina Hagulara, Slitney Smears is out of rehab, and preparing to get into a 1 on 1 slut showdown with Stingy Blowhan... Don't let your trashy ass get caught in the middle of that HoWar! I know you Disney Whores like to see who can out whore each other, but the Queen of overexposure will never let you live down all of the twelve dollar Tiajuana trash press you have been getting lately!

Koofteh
Koofteh

I'd cream all over those super thick thights.

Aja
Aja

This amount of makeup is so weird. I mean, she's so pretty, it's unnescessary.

Big Papi
Big Papi

That is some fucked up foundation she's wearing, but the hair is sexy as hell. I'd piss in her ass.

please kill coco
please kill coco

She isn't fugly like Fergie but she is very over rated and her music sucks, I also think it's hilarious that one week she decides okay now I am going to be classy and then the next week she goes back to looking like a slut.

The orange fake tan is fucking awful

Bored
Bored

She IS orange and why does she always use 10 lbs of makeup? I wonder what's underneath it all...

BG
BG

Is she wearing two pairs of tights?

Go_Fish
Go_Fish

I like the fact that she never wears the same thing twice. She's one of the hottest young women in the entertainment biz without a doubt.

glimmer
glimmer

tfc so young yet so wise......

glimmer
glimmer

..they didn't have orange pros back in the today...

TFC
TFC

I just want to know which 7-11 this hooker hangs out at.

Seriously... people who are saying that ChristA is an uglyho should just watch a couple episodes of COPS and be thankful for orange, bowleggedass hookers like ChristA.

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

Yes, too orange, but let's forgive her while waiting for her next hot photos.

king biscuit
king biscuit

Well she is attractive, if a little bandy legged. And she doesn't do herself any favours with her exuberant application of make-up. (She went mad with the blusher/rouge on her cheeks in these pics for instance.)

But I have to say, in the pics on the H-Tuna pages well...I can see where they are coming from with that comment!!

But mentioning her in the same breath as Fergie? Well, I cannot countenance that.