Bastardly Rants On… Sanjaya Malakar & His Hairdos

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That loud noise you just heard was the birth pans of yet another category that some of you bitter bastardly visitors might find very interesting.

Here’s how it works…

1. We make a post w/ a certain person in the title
2. You bitch & moan about this particular person—whatever you want goes, but of course, don’t be a racist whorebag. If you want to be a real racist, go to the fucking ghettos of S. East LA, and say what you’re posting over here. Let’s see how long you last.

And, we only have one rule: DON’T SUCK!!

W/ Bastardly formalities aside, let’s hear some great Sanjayayaya Rants

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29 comments
Allen Griffin
Allen Griffin

My boyfriend Dan was reading about Sanjaya over at our favorite forum, at

topicbuzz

Dan is a big fan of Sanjaya and even well, ...you know what he does when Sanjaya come on the show...he gets me jealous though doing that! He loves his Sanjaya....

Rasheed
Rasheed

This dude be gay, and I fucking hate homos. Word @ Eduardo!

Pestilence
Pestilence

MANGINA RULES!! VOTEFORTHEWORST.COM!!!

Lala
Lala

@Eduardo: Let's hope he takes you with him. ;)

hectate
hectate

ewwww

i FCKIN HATE HIM

he SUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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i dont have the channel, so i havent watched the show for years...

but the top pic looks hot! lol

jasmine
jasmine

hes disgusting and people really need to stop voting for him

mixie
mixie

He's hot, I'd do his sweet seventeen year old ass.....

Eduardo "the freek"
Eduardo "the freek"

Lala

@Go_Fish: Sweetie, he’s half Indian…. not an Arab.

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Ah who cares? As long as he blows himself up at some point.

Lala
Lala

@Go_Fish: Sweetie, he's half Indian.... not an Arab.

Go_Fish
Go_Fish

I'm hoping he's a member of a Jihadi sleeper cell and blows himself up on stage tonight.

Dave
Dave

his sister has nice mammaries

MisterMind
MisterMind

Vote Sanjaya. And vote often. Take up the cause. Ruin this shitacular show.

www.votefortheworst.com

Go_Fish
Go_Fish

Short of dropping his pants to show America that he tucks when he sings, what the hell else can he do?

Eduardo "the freek"
Eduardo "the freek"

With the hair pulled back...I just realized....Oh.....Snap...It's Tiger Woods! He's trying to take over every competition!

Nando
Nando

He has a nice grip on the microphone in the second picture. He's probably used to holding things with a large girth. His mouth is so wide too, it's like his mouth was made for deep-throating big, black, veiny, dripping-with-cum dicks.

I believe that this kid would rather receive anal bangings from Simon Cowell & Ryan Seacrest than place first in American Idol.

I hope he wins.

BuckPrivates
BuckPrivates

His sister's not quite as feminine as he is,.. but, I'd still prefer his sister anyways!!!

Eduardo "the freek"
Eduardo "the freek"

What's up dog!....When Randy says this to Sanjaya....It's not a term of endearment.

Manolo
Manolo

Me too. His "Last of the Mohicans" hair do fits the "Last of the Idols" theme. Let him win, and with that, take the show with him.

MODOK
MODOK

i hope he wins

just to spite everyone that likes this show

Eduardo "the freek"
Eduardo "the freek"

Look I have no problem with gay folks...Just so long as they aren't SanJay-gay?

You sir...Are no Flock of Seagulls!

Simon Sez....Your Fired....Please someone.....HELP! Where's Donald Trump when you need him.