Monica Cruz Taking Fashion Crack to a Whole New Ugly Level


These were snapped @ The Inquiry photocall in Spain.

What the hell are those things?! I don’t know who’s on crazier crack: The designer or Monica, who probably coughed up major dough to own that…that…thing.

I wonder if Monica got one of those plastic bags containing a couple extra gigantic buttons just incase she ends up losing one of them (hey, it’s possible)?

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CATHY R.
CATHY R.

UGLY MONICA. FUGLY MONICA. THE OUTFIT SUITS HER FINE.

Moelicious
Moelicious

HAHAH!! I loved that one, Sullen!!

Sullen Girl
Sullen Girl

She's cosplaying as the world's cutest cellphone.

Go_Fish
Go_Fish

I'd fall asleep trying to unbutton all those.

MODOK
MODOK

those things deflect bullets

beautiful and utilitarian

glimmer
glimmer

loving the buttons. :)

Big Papi
Big Papi

I'd bang this sexy Latina senseless.

ninja
ninja

is she the cute one out of the cruz chihuahuas/sisters...?...she gots the right idea...put mirrors on your dress/body armor...the vets/photographers/snipers...will focus on the body...and not the face...

schtroumph
schtroumph

who let her out of the starship??

djdbtch
djdbtch

bitch looks like a lego piece